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#17621 Wolfgang

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 02:43 PM

Yancy please say something and become metaboarder.

its like a group of nerds just get together to self indulge their self, just like sound opinions message board.


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Posted 30 July 2008 - 02:45 PM

Sometimes I think the people who create my test data are just fucking with me.

John Supple
Sherry Tata
Susan Rudeseal
Eugene Zdo
Jeron Presendieu

What the hell kinds of names are these.


Names I am going to steal for my test database. Cheers, Yancy.

P.S. My favorite test name is still 'Tawny Nelb'.

#17623 feisty

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 02:51 PM

Tata


Tata is the name of the most powerful commercial family in India.


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Posted 30 July 2008 - 02:56 PM

Dorcas Mezzapezza Dexter Dong (real names)

#17625 Freddie Freelance

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 03:00 PM

Sometimes I think the people who create my test data are just fucking with me.

John Supple
Sherry Tata
Susan Rudeseal
Eugene Zdo
Jeron Presendieu

What the hell kinds of names are these.


Names I am going to steal for my test database. Cheers, Yancy.

P.S. My favorite test name is still 'Tawny Nelb'.

You guys need to work around more Pilipinos; some names of co-workers:
Bambi Barerra
Sampson Tampon
Maui Hernandez
Eddie Abucay
Pacifico Aplaon
Oscar Aquisap
Dandee Arceo
Demosthenes Arquiza
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#17626 Finn McCool

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 03:05 PM

Demosthenes Arquiza


Whoa. Cool. If I had that name I'd slap people right in the face instead of shaking hands when I met them: "I'm Demosthenes Arquiza...you got something to say about that? Didn't think so."
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 03:06 PM

Pfft. You guys have nothing on my workplace. Merlin Virgilio Pamintuan Gatbonton Otto Frallir Sosa Valeuzuela Bartosz Leszek Wegrzyn Honorable mentions: Frank Frankini Joe Truelove Joseph Dimaggio.

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 03:07 PM

friend from college: evangelos pericles aristotle malakates.

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 03:10 PM

Condo here in New Smyrna Beach has been without wi-fi since we got here. So, having a couple beers in a bar on Flagler Ave. and checking email, etc. Still, great boogie boarding, pool swimming and unit practically on the beach. Of course taking pix and if wi-fi ever gets restored will be blogging.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 03:12 PM

"There was a time when my dog could have gotten a mortgage," he says.


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Posted 30 July 2008 - 03:15 PM

Demosthenes Arquiza is on permanent vacation. Demosthenes has never applied for a 'mortgage' because Demosthenes is off the grid. His fortune is of the timeless kings of kings type, immeasurable and endless. Demosthenes wears a cape made of weaker men's skin.
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#17632 M_Rots

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 03:36 PM

Sorta serial killer I once lived next door to: Sequoia Johanssen. (His real name almost as good: Lance Love.)

#17633 Freddie Freelance

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 03:59 PM

Frank Frankini

Isn't he the inventor of the Mankini?

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#17634 pong

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 04:14 PM

How could you just get bit by bugs for the first time?


I've been bit by bugs plenty, but to the best of my recollection, never in the city.

Seriously, it's been like two years or so since I was bit by a mosquito, let alone a swarm of them on my back somehow. Bastards flew up my shirt I think.


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Posted 30 July 2008 - 04:16 PM

Some of these are OK: *Subject:* PHILOSOPHY OF SEX. ** ** *'I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.' * */--Tom Clancy/* * * *'You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither.' * */--Steve Martin/* ** *'Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.' * */--Woody Allen/* ** *'Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.' * */--Rodney Dangerfield/* ** *'There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.' * */--Lynn Lavner/* ** *'Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.' * */--Matt Barry/* ** *'Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.' * */--George Burns/* ** *'Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.' * */--George Burns/* ** *'Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.' * */--Sharon Stone/* ** *'My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading.' * */--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)/* ** *'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.' * */--Jack Nicholson/* ** *' Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is..' * */--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)/* ** *'Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet..' * */--Robin Williams/* ** *'Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.' * */--Roseanne/* ** *'Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.' * */--Billy Crystal/* ** *'According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.' * */--Robert De Niro/* ** *'There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?' * */--Dustin Hoffman/* ** *'There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.' * */--Jerry Seinfeld/* ** *'Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.' * */--Rod Stewart/* ** *'See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.' * */--Robin Williams/*

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:08 PM

Made "asparagus pesto pasta salad" for dinner.. mmm!
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:12 PM

Made "asparagus pesto pasta salad" for dinner.. mmm!
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A house we used to rent had an asparagus patch in the yard.

Your pee is gonna smell funny tomorrow.

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:19 PM

My pee smells funny everyday! :blink:
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:20 PM

My pee smells funny everyday!


i'm sure it smells hilarious.

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:20 PM

Funnier than BOB SAGET, dude.
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