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#17861 Kate

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 12:44 AM

For the first month of my life I didn't have a name. True story.

My aunt went to update her passport a few years ago and had to get an original birth certificate. (apparently long ago the rules used to be much more lax) Anyhoo, she went down to vital records to get her birth certificate and found out, at age 53, that her legal name was really "Baby Girl Kamm." Apparently my grandma left the hospital without deciding on a name, and they picked one later. Because she was one of 9 kids, I guess they never got down there to update the record. Baby Girl Kamm. Not a year goes by that we don't all call her that at least once.

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 02:00 AM

um, there is a new NY style pizza place (slices) at Ashland and Addison next door to Thai's (yuck) that is really fucking good. yepper.

#17863 yancy

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 02:11 AM

Good to know. Someone still owes me a NY style pie from a baseball bet.

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 01:45 PM

um, there is a new NY style pizza place (slices) at Ashland and Addison next door to Thai's (yuck) that is really fucking good.

yepper.


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#17865 Slackmo

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 03:57 PM

Good to know. Someone still owes me a NY style pie from a baseball bet.


is that me? I remember much NY pizza talk a year or two ago.
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#17866 feisty

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 02:48 AM

House party, Ridgewood, Brooklyn LOL.


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Posted 10 August 2008 - 08:58 AM

House party,
Ridgewood, Brooklyn

LOL.

They've gentrified past Bushwick now?

Still waiting for Slackmo to delete this thread.


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Posted 10 August 2008 - 12:53 PM

House party,
Ridgewood, Brooklyn

LOL.

They've gentrified past Bushwick now?


NOT ENOUGH APPARENTLY as on the way back to the subway we saw a guy getting beat up (killed?) by like six other guys.



Anyway,
I thought Ridgewood was in Queens?
This place was essentially Bushwick I think,
marketing itself with Ridgwood's whiteness...


#17869 Waylon

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 12:56 PM

Anyway,
I thought Ridgewood was in Queens?
This place was essentially Bushwick I think,
marketing itself with Ridgwood's whiteness...

The subway? Shit, if I was out there that late I would have given up and taken a cab. Probably at least a $50 ride though.

Still waiting for Slackmo to delete this thread.


#17870 yancy

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 03:17 PM

is that me? I remember much NY pizza talk a year or two ago.

Nope. All you owe me is an appearance at the Thursday poker game. (I know it's tough to get away that late on a weeknight, don't sweat it.)

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 10:19 PM

um, there is a new NY style pizza place (slices) at Ashland and Addison next door to Thai's (yuck) that is really fucking good.

yepper.


i heard about this tonight.


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#17872 sKinnY

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 11:32 PM

Free to a good home: my porno couch (uptown)

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There is nothing that affirms America’s status as the new Rome as strongly as the fact that you can now drop $147.50 of your hard-earned dollars at the Cadillac Palace Theater for the privilege of enjoying Dirty Dancing, The Musical with a crowd of horny baby boomers who are nostalgic for the pre-cancer Swayze. For those of you who try to avoid spending your money on complete shit, but may still want one of those great 1980s nostalgia trips, let me offer you my porno couch at no charge.

First, by way of clarification, let me reassure you that the etymology of this particular furnishing’s name should in no way indicate that this was some sort of masturbatory launching pad. Rather, the name was a gift from a clever friend who noticed that the love seat in question bore a passing, stylistic resemblance to set furnishings from those good old 1980s headband pornos in which all the women had Luke Skywalker hair and wookie puss and the men had names like Warren G. Hard-on. (That one was for the intellectuals.)

Notice the velvety texture, the 1980s power pallet of purples, blacks and pastels and the plastic (yes, plastic!!) gold trim on the arm rests and I’m sure you’ll agree with my insightful friend’s assessment of this sofa’s location in the cocaine dealer-to-pornographer taxonomic range for home furnishings.

And no, there is nothing wrong with this couch. I’m moving away from Chicago and I just don’t have room for the old girl, so I’m passing this along in the hopes that you can give it a good home. During the nine some-odd years I’ve enjoyed this piece of furniture, it has given me all sorts of good luck and I hope it can do the same for you.

If you want it, it’s yours for free. Just come by to pick it up. I’ll even help you carry it down the back steps. Shoot me an email to let me know what works for you and I’ll do my best to accommodate your schedule. I may cry when you take her away, though.
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#17873 wakingrufus

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 12:20 AM

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 12:23 AM

^ This.

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 05:45 AM

Yes, that ^

#17876 James D

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 09:15 AM

Nice Mastodon reference as well. Not sure if it was intentional though.

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 10:03 AM

Free to a good home: my porno couch (uptown)
...had names like Warren G. Hard-on. (That one was for the intellectuals.) [/img]


I was thinking, 'What's so intellectual The Regulator?" Then I was all, "Ohhhhh" And a pocketful of extra credit for 'wookie puss'.

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 10:09 AM

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 11:49 AM

i ate a Deep Fried Smore this weekend at the Wisconsin State Fair it was glorious.......
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 12:31 PM

It's not as much fun hanging out w/ my son & his girlfriend when I know he's planning to break up with her.