EDIT: I just read Hero's post. Sorry dude.
Compulsive Posting Topic
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Undercooked Sausage
, Jan 23 2006 02:05 PM
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#18782
Hero
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Posted 07 October 2008 - 09:31 AM
moving into the city?
sorry, didnt mean to ignore u, missed this
Yes, lincoln square
"the ladies have been checking me out lately.... could it be the 10 push-ups i've been cranking out every other Sunday? - Perhaps!" -Scrubs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
"After much thought into this, I have finally come to a conclusion as to why the ‘Meet the Spartans’ commercial is so funny:
It is an interesting choice to have Sanjaya sing ‘I’m not gay,’ as his final words on earth. As he is plummeting into a seemingly bottomless pit, he does not say ‘dear god no,’ ‘I love you mom,’ or even simply ‘argh.’ He instead takes the moment to reaffirm to the world, in spite of their doubts, that he is not a homosexual. Not only that, but he continues to sing, despite falling to his certain death. The distinct lack of plausibility of this situation is what produces giggles from our mouth. It is the antithesis to the belief that ‘it’s funny because it is true.’"
#18783
ladytron: the tv series
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CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
Posted 07 October 2008 - 06:21 PM
i am officially drained. can i have my degree now plz?
hero give me free food and ill say ill help you move and then fake an injury after 1 box.
unless you already moved.
[size=1][/size]
#18784
Ned Braden
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Posted 07 October 2008 - 06:55 PM
Gotta toss this out there:
I really really like subway sandwiches. I could eat these fucking things all day.
If subway wanted me to, I would do commercials for them.
I even like them more than quiznos.
God damn this is one tasty sandwich.
#18785
Hero
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Posted 07 October 2008 - 11:50 PM
i am officially drained. can i have my degree now plz?
hero give me free food and ill say ill help you move and then fake an injury after 1 box.
unless you already moved.
i still have stuff to move
if u help move my couch, u can fake an injury and earn yrself some food
"the ladies have been checking me out lately.... could it be the 10 push-ups i've been cranking out every other Sunday? - Perhaps!" -Scrubs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
"After much thought into this, I have finally come to a conclusion as to why the ‘Meet the Spartans’ commercial is so funny:
It is an interesting choice to have Sanjaya sing ‘I’m not gay,’ as his final words on earth. As he is plummeting into a seemingly bottomless pit, he does not say ‘dear god no,’ ‘I love you mom,’ or even simply ‘argh.’ He instead takes the moment to reaffirm to the world, in spite of their doubts, that he is not a homosexual. Not only that, but he continues to sing, despite falling to his certain death. The distinct lack of plausibility of this situation is what produces giggles from our mouth. It is the antithesis to the belief that ‘it’s funny because it is true.’"
#18786
sKinnY
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 09:44 AM
when's the housewarming party there hero?
i'd love to help ya move buddy, but i have a long history of being lazy.
""what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?
#18787
Hero
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 09:48 AM
when's the housewarming party there hero?
i'd love to help ya move buddy, but i have a long history of being lazy.
you can only come over if you bring that prosthetic leg!
"the ladies have been checking me out lately.... could it be the 10 push-ups i've been cranking out every other Sunday? - Perhaps!" -Scrubs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
"After much thought into this, I have finally come to a conclusion as to why the ‘Meet the Spartans’ commercial is so funny:
It is an interesting choice to have Sanjaya sing ‘I’m not gay,’ as his final words on earth. As he is plummeting into a seemingly bottomless pit, he does not say ‘dear god no,’ ‘I love you mom,’ or even simply ‘argh.’ He instead takes the moment to reaffirm to the world, in spite of their doubts, that he is not a homosexual. Not only that, but he continues to sing, despite falling to his certain death. The distinct lack of plausibility of this situation is what produces giggles from our mouth. It is the antithesis to the belief that ‘it’s funny because it is true.’"
#18788
sKinnY
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Maître D'
Posted 08 October 2008 - 09:58 AM
i should have taken it and fashioned it into the worlds coolest coffee mug.
""what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?
#18789
Hewletts Daughter
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SING! CAPTAIN!
Posted 08 October 2008 - 11:15 AM
I ate some undercooked turkey meatloaf last night. So if I happen to die today for mysterious reasons, it was probably from that.
I've got dials and knobs soft to the touch
#18791
Jess
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Mistress of the bored
Posted 08 October 2008 - 12:08 PM
My koi can fit my entire index finger down their throats. Next step, teach them how to give blow jobs
#18792
Jess
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 12:33 PM
Hey does anyone know what kind of cord i need to get to plug my ipod into the aux jack in my car. What's it called so I can go to radio shack and get one without asking those geek freaks to help me?
#18793
Rob Gordon
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"Goodnight sweetheart, well it's time to go"
Posted 08 October 2008 - 12:43 PM
Hey does anyone know what kind of cord i need to get to plug my ipod into the aux jack in my car. What's it called so I can go to radio shack and get one without asking those geek freaks to help me?
stereo mini (2.5mm) to mini (2.5mm)
#18794
Jess
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 12:50 PM
Hey does anyone know what kind of cord i need to get to plug my ipod into the aux jack in my car. What's it called so I can go to radio shack and get one without asking those geek freaks to help me?
stereo mini (2.5mm) to mini (2.5mm)
thank you
#18795
pong
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 12:53 PM
My koi can fit my entire index finger down their throats. Next step, teach them how to give blow jobs
Does this come with an instructional video?
#18796
Jess
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 12:56 PM
My koi can fit my entire index finger down their throats. Next step, teach them how to give blow jobs
Does this come with an instructional video?
the finger thing? I'll record it so you can see. I think i'm gonna need some volunteers to help with blow job thing
#18797
Petition
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 01:50 PM
IVE HAD IT
IVE HAD IT
IVE HAD IT
IVE HAD IT
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT
I got a e-mail from Bloomingdale's and I have never bought a thing from those fuckers and I wont be buying my fall wardrobe from those fuckers, either!!!!!
SCREW THEM
SCREW THEM
SCREW THEM
SCREW THEM
i feel a little better......just a little......
"Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another right now....right now....Jesse Colin Young (Youngbloods).
"Sugar, Sugar, honey, honey....you are my candygirl and you got me wantin' you.....*
#18798
Ogawa
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 02:46 PM
I can't stand these Nutrisystem commercials. "PIZZA! RIBS! POT ROAST! Real food for REAL GUYS! 40 weeks of RIB-STICKING meals! MAN FOOD!"
Few beings have ever been so impregnated, pierced to the core, by the conviction of the absolute futility of human aspiration. The universe is nothing but a furtive arrangement of elementary particles. A figure in transition toward chaos. That is what will finally prevail. The human race will disappear. Other races in turn will appear and disappear. And human actions are as free and as stripped of meaning as the unfettered movements of the elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, sentiments? Pure ‘Victorian fictions.’ All that exists is egotism. Cold, intact, and radiant.
Michel Houellebecq
Michel Houellebecq
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Petition
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 02:53 PM
I can't stand these Nutrisystem commercials. "PIZZA! RIBS! POT ROAST! Real food for REAL GUYS! 40 weeks of RIB-STICKING meals! MAN FOOD!"
Eh,eh, yeah, 40 weeks of total garbage that belongs in the dumpster.
"Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another right now....right now....Jesse Colin Young (Youngbloods).
"Sugar, Sugar, honey, honey....you are my candygirl and you got me wantin' you.....*
#18800
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 03:36 PM
I can't stand these Nutrisystem commercials. "PIZZA! RIBS! POT ROAST! Real food for REAL GUYS! 40 weeks of RIB-STICKING meals! MAN FOOD!"
yr not putting enough emphasis on POT ROAST!!!
"the ladies have been checking me out lately.... could it be the 10 push-ups i've been cranking out every other Sunday? - Perhaps!" -Scrubs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
"After much thought into this, I have finally come to a conclusion as to why the ‘Meet the Spartans’ commercial is so funny:
It is an interesting choice to have Sanjaya sing ‘I’m not gay,’ as his final words on earth. As he is plummeting into a seemingly bottomless pit, he does not say ‘dear god no,’ ‘I love you mom,’ or even simply ‘argh.’ He instead takes the moment to reaffirm to the world, in spite of their doubts, that he is not a homosexual. Not only that, but he continues to sing, despite falling to his certain death. The distinct lack of plausibility of this situation is what produces giggles from our mouth. It is the antithesis to the belief that ‘it’s funny because it is true.’"
