Dudes love ribs
FACT
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Undercooked Sausage
, Jan 23 2006 02:05 PM
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Hewletts Daughter
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SING! CAPTAIN!
Posted 08 October 2008 - 03:36 PM
I've got dials and knobs soft to the touch
#18802
Bleep Blop
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 03:43 PM
I just interviewed for a job at some dot-com startup.
The people working there were fucking bros of the highest level. One of the guys reminded me of a Gotti kid with how much gel was in his hair, another guy looked like Corey Haim...post/current drug habit. Chest hair out everywhere, two buttons down. Another, much older guy came on with some sorta fucked up black mesh jacket on with a McClain/Palin button on it. The office reeked of Axe or Tag body spray...or cheap cologne, something.
Christ, I don't know if I could do that shit. Would there be company functions at fucking Enclave? I wouldn't usually be so picky about a potential job, but that place...that fucking place. If the backdrop was Gary, IN instead of Chicago, that would be my vision of hell.
#18803
pong
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Rockist
Posted 08 October 2008 - 03:43 PM
My koi can fit my entire index finger down their throats. Next step, teach them how to give blow jobs
Does this come with an instructional video?
the finger thing? no I'll record it so you can see. I think i'm gonna need some volunteers to help with blow job thing yes
#18804
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Newbie
Posted 08 October 2008 - 03:46 PM
Dudes love ribs
FACT
Yeah, they love real greasy, nasty ribs with lots and lots of hot sauce, washed down with a nice beer. That is a fact. What they get from nutri-system is dreck.
"Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another right now....right now....Jesse Colin Young (Youngbloods).
"Sugar, Sugar, honey, honey....you are my candygirl and you got me wantin' you.....*
#18805
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Wildcard
Posted 08 October 2008 - 03:46 PM
Dudes love ribs
FACT
FactCheck says....
TRUTH
"the ladies have been checking me out lately.... could it be the 10 push-ups i've been cranking out every other Sunday? - Perhaps!" -Scrubs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
"After much thought into this, I have finally come to a conclusion as to why the ‘Meet the Spartans’ commercial is so funny:
It is an interesting choice to have Sanjaya sing ‘I’m not gay,’ as his final words on earth. As he is plummeting into a seemingly bottomless pit, he does not say ‘dear god no,’ ‘I love you mom,’ or even simply ‘argh.’ He instead takes the moment to reaffirm to the world, in spite of their doubts, that he is not a homosexual. Not only that, but he continues to sing, despite falling to his certain death. The distinct lack of plausibility of this situation is what produces giggles from our mouth. It is the antithesis to the belief that ‘it’s funny because it is true.’"
#18806
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devil's avocado
Posted 08 October 2008 - 03:47 PM
women be shoppin
Someone Still Loves You Pants McJickson
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Newbie
Posted 08 October 2008 - 03:50 PM
women be shoppin
Retail therapy always helps....but in these days and times our therapy costs more than REAL therapy and what with no one having adequate insurance....we might as well all do St. Vitus' Dance.
"Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another right now....right now....Jesse Colin Young (Youngbloods).
"Sugar, Sugar, honey, honey....you are my candygirl and you got me wantin' you.....*
#18808
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I'm a monsta, I'm a killa.
Posted 09 October 2008 - 08:33 AM
Ribs are just OK.
No, it'll be stupid, and we're already doing something stupid.
#18809
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Hipster
Posted 09 October 2008 - 08:42 AM
www.ShopItToMe.com has been a complete delight since I first singed on.
"One can't love man without hating most of the creatures who pretend to bear his name."
#18810
Burz
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Hipster
Posted 09 October 2008 - 09:30 AM
Why can't my life be this fun?
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tager
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Hipster
Posted 09 October 2008 - 09:33 AM
I might just watch ^ all day
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Damo Suzuki
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Hipster
Posted 09 October 2008 - 09:51 AM
Streamwood knows how to party. Whut, whut?!Why can't my life be this fun?
"One can't love man without hating most of the creatures who pretend to bear his name."
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Hewletts Daughter
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SING! CAPTAIN!
Posted 10 October 2008 - 01:53 AM
vanilla mint toothpaste really doesn't taste that vanilla-y
it just kind of tastes like mint toothpaste
I've got dials and knobs soft to the touch
#18815
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future thug
Posted 10 October 2008 - 07:44 AM
wait I've got all the time I want, I've got a time machine!
I can just go back and warn him.
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sKinnY
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Maître D'
Posted 10 October 2008 - 07:47 AM
it looks like someone is freezing a urine sample in the work fridge.
begin worry in 5, 4...
""what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?
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future thug
Posted 10 October 2008 - 07:57 AM
I think I'm going back to bed now.
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Maître D'
Posted 10 October 2008 - 07:59 AM
i'll be there in a minute.
""what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?
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Rob Gordon
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Please help me I'm faaaallin' in love with you
Posted 10 October 2008 - 10:12 AM
Went to see Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist last night. Kind of surprised no one started a thread on it. I mean, it was a quite average flick. Started off thinking I wasn;t going to like it much but ended up enjoying it for wat it is. And being a music freak it was a must see.
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Posted 10 October 2008 - 03:56 PM
I just saw Prince's Purple Rain for the first time. Loved it, despite the bad acting in (quite a few) places.
