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[SpacemanSpiff]

This is very, very funny.

LINK!!!!

[Simakos]

that is funny shit "what's the score in the red wings game?" "i think we're dead!"

[Rob Gordon]

that's a lot of pot to consume at once...too funny

[Bleep Blop]

You forgot that funniest part- this is a cop who got this weed from a guy who he busted. Cop Confiscates Pot, Bakes Brownies A police officer will avoid criminal charges despite admitting he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, baked it into brownies. The police department's decision not to pursue a case against former Cpl. Edward Sanchez left a bad taste in the mouth of at least one city official, who vowed to investigate. "If you're a cop and you're arresting people and you're confiscating the marijuana and keeping it yourself, that's bad. That's real bad," said City Councilman Doug Thomas. Sanchez, who resigned last year from the department in this Detroit suburb, declined comment Wednesday to the Detroit Free Press. Police Cmdr. Jeff Geisinger did not return calls seeking comment. The department's investigation began with a 911 call from Sanchez's home on April 21, 2006. On a 5-minute tape of the call, obtained by the Free Press, Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana. "I think we're dying," he said. "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do." Sanchez later told police investigators that his wife took the marijuana out of his police vehicle while he was sleeping. In a subsequent interview, he admitted he got the marijuana out of the car himself and put it in the brownie mix, police said. His wife also was not charged.

[Bleep Blop]

Also, what guy who is stoned is going to say "YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT!"

[6ome 9irl]

I ate a special browine at a Broadcast show and fainted when the stobe light went on.

[bleach]

this dumbshit thought you could overdose on marijuana? yup, that's exactly who i want enforcing our drug laws...hahaha, listening now. i suppose in his favor, he thought maybe it was laced.
"i think we're dead, i really do"
"time is going by reallllly slow"
this is great thanks.

[velocity]

That dispatcher was making me anxious--I couldn't finish it.

[Spiz]

goddamn it, i want some brownies. idiots!

[Chronodiggity]

lol @ people

[Chronodiggity]

"If you're a cop and you're arresting people and you're confiscating the marijuana and keeping it yourself, that's bad. That's real bad," said City Councilman Doug Thomas.

Pretty much the only reason you'd want to be a cop, though.

[Hero]

she's on the living ground right now. she's barely breathing!

[tweed]

"My mother in law just got here too" So his wife was calling her mom while he was on w/ 911? I hope they have tape of that call too. Morons.

[Janine]

She said I know what it's like to be dead Cheers, Janine

[yancy]

this dumbshit thought you could overdose on marijuana? yup, that's exactly who i want enforcing our drug laws...hahaha, listening now. i suppose in his favor, he thought maybe it was laced.

I haven't heard the call, but in his defense, that's exactly what I thought the first time I had special brownies. Felt like I was going to die, convinced I'd overdosed, knew it had to be laced, etc. Of course when I sobered up I remembered it's not really possible to die of a weed overdose. Still, it was either far too much to eat in one sitting, or laced, or both.

[nobodies]

I've only had them once, and it was by mistake (I'm at a party and hungry, there's a plate of brownies in the kitchen... so I eat three of them. Yeah I should have known or suspected, but I was drunk and not exactly thinking straight). I didn't feel like I was going to die, but it did take me about an hour to walk home (about 6 or 7 blocks).