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#1 biggie mcsmalls

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 08:58 AM

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So this is basically Flavor of Love with trashy white chicks and the dude from Poison. It's a total train wreck, but I can't stop watching. At the conclusion of each episode I am left wanting more...I just don't want this show to end.

My man from fourfour is doing the official VH-1 Blog recaps, which are pretty much as great as the show itself.


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Last night's challenge involved this thing and talking dirty on the phone.

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Alchoholic/pill popper/walking disaster Tiffany was one of the big losers. Dudes, she is from the south side of Chicago if you are looking for some fun.

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Potential tranny "Rodeo" was one of last night's big winners. She got to record some moaning in the studio with Bret, which she confessed almost made her orgasm right there on TV.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:21 AM

this show needs to be on hbo or some other channel that allows full frontal.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:22 AM

I basically made this thread for you and me. Hickman is probably watching, but he doesn't post here anymore...

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:26 AM

obviously you got to watch this last night when you got home. i wasn't so lucky.....beat kitchen called my name.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:30 AM

For us married guys who watch TV with the wife, there was no Rock of Love, but I did get to watch Scott Baio is 45 and Single. Highlights included Erin Moran recalling Baio insisting his small dick would grow as he got older.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:41 AM

For us married guys who watch TV with the wife, there was no Rock of Love

Speak for yourself. My wife watched the repeat at 10 because she missed some of it the first time.

The pink-haired gal is my favorite looks-wise, but the personality curve here is verrry sharp considering these women are competing to star in the next Bret Michaels sex tape.
I'm sure I've seen Rodeo on some other reality show. I want to say it was the Bachelor, but I checked a couple of the geek forums, and some other people have the same feeling, but no solid info.


The Scott Baio show is actually "good" good, not just a pitiful freak parade.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:44 AM

Yeah, seriously....My wife and I love this show equally.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:48 AM

obviously you got to watch this last night when you got home. i wasn't so lucky.....beat kitchen called my name.



This new "TIVO" thing they came up with is really nifty.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:53 AM

HA! I was going to (maybe) start a thread on this today myself - man, we're flat-out hypnotized by this awful, awful program! "When we press our boobs together we think better!" "I can feel your soul in my hand!" We saw the first episode Friday night & when I learned that last night's episode was new I damn near squealed. Favorites? We're allowed to pick favorites? OK, well the girl he sent home last night (brush-a-tear) was stone cold gorgeous but dumb as soap - so now I'm left with the other cutie: she's got quite a bit of ink on her upper arm & that spritely little pixie face that I dig so much. Names? They have names? I was calling that disaster from the South Side "E.T." - holy cats, is she ugly - ugly as sin ugly.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:56 AM

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Can someone up a .wav file of two balloons being rubbed together? Thanks! ;)

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:56 AM

Yeah, all these spin-offs from Flavor of Love are totally a guilty pleasure. At first I was like, 'Oh, fuck Brett Micheals hopping on the wagon.' But there's a whole area of groupie lolz to explore that bring dif laughs than ghetto girl lolz. FOL 1 FOL 2 I <3 NY Charm School (blows all these out of the water) ROL I <3 NY2 ...and then some reg network made some dumbass Age of Love and Science of Love that lacks the grit and editing of VH1. So next I predict a Charm School for ROL girls. They'd probably get someone other than MO, but Mo was the best.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:57 AM

Yeah, all these spin-offs from Flavor of Love are totally a guilty pleasure. At first I was like, 'Oh, fuck Brett Micheals hopping on the wagon.' But there is a whole area of groupie lolz to explore that bring dif laughs than ghetto girl lolz.


Where is Pamela Des Barres when she is needed most? ;)

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:27 PM

I've caught a few minutes of this show. The reason I can't flip away from it, Brett Michael's hair.

Is is a weave? extentions? a wig? just the bandana covering up his bald dome?
I need to know!!!!

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:27 PM

I can't wait for Jani Lane's show - Food of Love.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:30 PM

i initially wanted to avoid this show like the plague but your comparisons to flavor of love have me intrigued. charm school is sort of the greatest show ever?

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:43 PM

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I find this to be far more entertaining that Flavor of Love, to tell you the truth.

THis is perhaps the best worst show ever. FoL never inspired both of us to yell at the TV and do the whole "Why do I care about this?" number.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:45 PM

some of those girls are absolutely gross. and I hate to say this, but the black girl is so ugly she needs a burkah.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:46 PM

Well they're all gross, but that's pretty much the point, isn't it?

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:48 PM

Well they're all gross, but that's pretty much the point, isn't it?


You take that back - the dumb-as-soap girl was a stunner...and the leftover pixie is hot to trot, too. My bride's convinced the Eastern bloc lady is a dude.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:49 PM

My bride's convinced the Eastern bloc lady is a dude.



Dude, how about that song she sang to him last night? Oh my god, I was howling.