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Paris Hilton LOSES Inheritance
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The Curse Of Millhaven
, Jul 30 2007 10:18 AM
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What would the Melvins say?
Posted 30 July 2007 - 10:19 AM
Damo Suzuki: So, um, yeah. Getting older isn't as bad as it sounds. Better than being young & poor (DjDrake) or young & slutty (SG) or young, poor and slutty (Paves); am I right?
Alright, my friends. It's time for another solid little rock jam
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 10:23 AM
I'd hit it - with a meat hook.
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 10:35 AM
Where is the CNN/FOX/CBS/NBC/ABC take on the story!?!?!?!
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 10:53 AM
Um...how about a nsfw warning. And I don't know how old those chicks are (is that even Paris???), but that's getting a little too close to kiddie porn for my liking.
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 10:58 AM
sorry, post edited.
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 11:10 AM
I knew better than to click on a photobucket FLV file at work. Sausage, you dastardly devil.
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 11:18 AM
I just assumed that an unmarked link coming from someone who goes by the net handle of undercooked sausage knew he was in for some hijinx.
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What would the Melvins say?
Posted 30 July 2007 - 11:32 AM
Guys, the vid is awesome.
Damo Suzuki: So, um, yeah. Getting older isn't as bad as it sounds. Better than being young & poor (DjDrake) or young & slutty (SG) or young, poor and slutty (Paves); am I right?
Alright, my friends. It's time for another solid little rock jam
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 12:00 PM
"There are over a dozen ways to view pornography, why is there just one bloody concept for hauling away snow?"
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Rockist
Posted 30 July 2007 - 12:03 PM
I'll wait to believe this when American news picks this up.
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 01:01 PM
good news if true. even more so (and more importantly) for the fact the money's going to charity
sadly, paris will remain a multi-millionaire for quite some time and probably 'till the day she dies. there's always playboy if all else fails
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What happened last night?
Posted 30 July 2007 - 01:41 PM
So what's the deal, then? Gramps refuses inheritance, and gives it to daddy (among others). Daddy buys Pazza what she wants anyway, then passes on the inheritance (by that point presumably bigger) to Paris when he shuffles off.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 01:43 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong.
You are wrong.
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 02:18 PM
HOT BUTT FUCKIN PORN RIGHT HERE NSFW!!
http://s160.photobuc...nt=296d4a1a.flv
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 02:48 PM
you promised butt fuckin', yet all i saw was nature piss fetish.HOT BUTT FUCKIN PORN RIGHT HERE NSFW!!
http://s160.photobuc...nt=296d4a1a.flv
way to mildly disappoint me.
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 02:56 PM
dude i just saw that video....am i gonna go to jail??? wtf....srsly
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 03:29 PM
only if you watched the whole thingdude i just saw that video....am i gonna go to jail??? wtf....srsly
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 03:45 PM
I believe Daddy already got his money and has been "retired" as far as I know since he got it so it has been dwindling steadily and figuring each daughter was going to receive 60 million who knows if he has set much aside for Paris
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