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#1 Skippy

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:23 PM

So, the bathroom is like ten feet from my cubicle. This morning, I am the only one in the room besides Eric. He goes into the bathroom and is in there for like 20 minutes. It's obvious from the noises coming from inside that he is having some problems. He comes out and works for like 15 minutes and then goes back in for another ten. When he comes out again, he says "Skippy, I gotta run home real quick". So, immediately think, he crapped his pants or maybe he wants to take some medication. Then when he gets back from his house, he pushes his chair out of his cubicle and says "I spilled something on this chair, I need another one." There is a bottle of cleaner sitting on his desk and the chair has obviously been scrubbed. There is a big wet spot in the middle towards the back on the seat of the chair. Am I jumping to conclusions? Is there another explanation?

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:24 PM

Am I jumping to conclusions? Is there another explanation?


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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:25 PM

Give his chair the smell test.

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:25 PM

Well, he could have pissed himself.

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:26 PM

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:28 PM

ha! eric crapped himself. find out what he had for breakfast.
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:30 PM

he sharted. alot.
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:30 PM

the thread title made me laugh out loud. pooping pants=funny
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:33 PM

Well, if that's what it takes to get you to post around here I'll buy you a box of ExLax and you can make that guy some cookies with them...
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:36 PM

lol.

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:43 PM

ohhhhhhh... poor eric. hit him in the nuts with a door handle. that'll make him forget all about his shitty pants.
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:45 PM

Is crapping your pants the new thing to do? I was listening to Stern this morning and Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christy both crapped their pants. That's pretty bad.
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:52 PM

I've crapped my pants once, the bed once, and in the shower twice. One of the shower shits was on purpose. I'm not saying it's cool, I'm just saying.

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:53 PM

shitting in the shower!!!! Yes!!! not saying I've done it.
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:57 PM

cool..

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:58 PM

I've crapped my pants once, the bed once, and in the shower twice. One of the shower shits was on purpose.

I'm not saying it's cool, I'm just saying.


yeah, i've got to raise my hand to the pants-crapping, too.

when i was eight, i had to go very badly, but my mom was dyeing her hair in the bathroom. for some reason, i started doing jumping jacks to keep it in and well, that didn't work. my mom came out and was like, "what the fuck? why didn't you just knock on the door?" and then she laughed at me while i cried.

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:58 PM

que?
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 01:59 PM

I've crapped my pants once, the bed once, and in the shower twice. One of the shower shits was on purpose.

I'm not saying it's cool, I'm just saying.


please explain......or wait.
maybe not

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 02:02 PM

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 02:02 PM

guilty of this once as well. insanely drunk, walking home from an afternoon doubleheader at wrigley and a block from home, i just couldn't hold it in anymore.
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