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#1 dice

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:00 PM

we've already devoted a thread to those who have aged well, so let us now post before and after picks of rock/pop stars who haven't exactly aged gracefully
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#2 Bob Loblaw

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:01 PM

Cue the recent pictures of Eddie Van Halen.

#3 Dread

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:03 PM

Cue the recent pictures of Eddie Van Halen.


He was looking good for their tour. Haven't seen him recently though. What happened?

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:03 PM

I am not a rock star, but I am aging badly.

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:06 PM

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#6 Bob Loblaw

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:08 PM

Cue the recent pictures of Eddie Van Halen.


He was looking good for their tour. Haven't seen him recently though. What happened?



This is either a recent photo of Eddie Van Halen, or Patti Smith's corpse.

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#7 Bob Loblaw

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:09 PM

I dunno Cardage, some might say the current look for Stipe is an improvement over his heyday.


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#8 Alright Still

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:14 PM

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:14 PM

stipe looks good if he doesnt wear makeup.

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#10 Bleep Blop

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:24 PM

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Paltrow looks pretty alright though.

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:24 PM

Oh, and..

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Although I'd say his live show has suffered more than anything. And his upper lip.

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:29 PM

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:31 PM

Is Aretha Franklin still alive?

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:32 PM

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Stipe is actually a good looking fella. There's a certain charm to him that I just can't pinpoint.

I also read he had sex with Fisherspooner, or one of the guys from fischerspooner. I can't be bothered with facts.
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#15 Bob Loblaw

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:33 PM

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Is that the oldest chick from Hanson?

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:34 PM

Cue the recent pictures of Eddie Van Halen.


He was looking good for their tour. Haven't seen him recently though. What happened?



This is either a recent photo of Eddie Van Halen, or Patti Smith's corpse.

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Yeah, but he cleaned himself up after that, and looked like the mid-90s Eddie again, just ten years older. I don't think it can count if they currently aren't a mess.

If they ever made a live-action South Park movie, Michael Stipe should play Mr./Mrs. Garrison.

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:34 PM

Is Aretha Franklin still alive?

Her tits are huge and tumorous.
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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:35 PM

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:36 PM

Now that Eddie is sober, he's looking healthier
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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:42 PM

Now that Eddie is sober, he's looking healthier
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You're right, he does look better. Now, about that gay matador next to him. WTF?