100 best Fundie quotes of all time
Posted 26 February 2008 - 12:38 PM
"Technology makes peoples lives easier. Technology is the product of inventive geniuses who were inspired by God. Inventions and innovations improve life. Science causes confustion and makes things complicated. Everytime there is a new discovery the old discoveries and old wisdom are discarded! And theories get more and more complex. Science makes people confused and complicates things. Who is the author of confusion? Satan of course. The bible it the opposite of science. Biblical wisdom NEVER CHANGES"
"To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible."
Look at this!
Posted 26 February 2008 - 12:53 PM
Posted 26 February 2008 - 01:00 PM
No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.
Posted 26 February 2008 - 01:02 PM
Between the devil in your avatar and the Obama link in your signature, I don't understand how there was ever any doubt.
I had no idea that I'm actually Muslim
Still waiting for Slackmo to delete this thread.
Posted 26 February 2008 - 01:18 PM
I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
Posted 26 February 2008 - 02:05 PM
"A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire. "
Posted 26 February 2008 - 02:09 PM
Posted 26 February 2008 - 02:10 PM
Posted 26 February 2008 - 02:17 PM
o ye of little faith
Hardly any of these are real quotes.
Posted 26 February 2008 - 02:20 PM
Posted 26 February 2008 - 02:30 PM
Most ignorant post yet, wow:
"A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire. [/b]"
Is 'prescence' another word for sperm?
Posted 27 February 2008 - 08:43 PM
Posted 27 February 2008 - 08:59 PM
"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"
I see you by your dresser doing your make-up
Fluttering a Chinese fan in a Knoxville fashion
All last night you tossed and turned
Your body was hotter than the night Richmond burned
You say you had a bad nightmare about tractor trailers crashing - The Felice Brothers
Posted 27 February 2008 - 09:06 PM
Posted 27 February 2008 - 09:11 PM