Holy Shit! Obama Sex Scandal NY Post Exclusive
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, Apr 01 2008 07:36 AM
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#1
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 07:36 AM
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Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.
Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')
Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog
Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 07:42 AM
Actually half expected a Rick roll.
No, it'll be stupid, and we're already doing something stupid.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 07:53 AM
Prediction. No-one falls for this.
Nice bowl of Crunchy Nut you got here, pretty expensive as I recall.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 07:57 AM
sad news.
Still waiting for Slackmo to delete this thread.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 08:34 AM
Is there no one we can trust?
Heart=broken.
No, it'll be stupid, and we're already doing something stupid.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 08:43 AM
Keep bumping this, makes it look like there's something of importance being discussed. 
EDIT: like we usually do around here. 
EDIT: like we usually do around here.
"Is everyone on here just an act sometimes?"--Hummingbird
Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.
Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')
Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog
Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.
Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.
Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')
Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog
Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 08:44 AM
Because there is!Keep bumping this, makes it look like there's something of importance being discussed.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 08:46 AM
Yes we can!
Still waiting for Slackmo to delete this thread.
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Agrimorfee
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:04 AM
When he said he wanted "change", we didn't know it was to tip her for cleaning the bedroom, too...
"Is everyone on here just an act sometimes?"--Hummingbird
Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.
Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')
Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog
Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.
Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.
Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')
Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog
Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:18 AM
I heard he's mastered 50 positions at this point. That's a President that I can support!
But among the jackals, the panthers, the bitch hounds,
The apes, the scorpions, the vultures, the serpents,
The yelping, howling, growling, crawling monsters,
In the filthy menagerie of our vices,
There is one more ugly, more wicked, more filthy!
Although he makes neither great gestures nor great cries,
He would willingly make of the earth a shambles
And, in a yawn, swallow the world;
He is Ennui! — His eye watery as though with tears,
He dreams of scaffolds as he smokes his hookah pipe.
You know him reader, that refined monster,
— Hypocritish reader, — my fellow, — my brother!
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:31 AM
Michelle Obama vows to stand by her husband through this crisis...
"Is everyone on here just an act sometimes?"--Hummingbird
Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.
Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')
Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog
Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.
Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.
Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')
Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog
Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:47 AM
I'm just amazed at the depravity of this guy. Compared to what they did, Clinton and Lewinski were just playing doctor.
Still waiting for Slackmo to delete this thread.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:51 AM
the thing is,
i'm ashamed to be a man for what he has done.
won't someone think of the children?
'cause i don't think anyone is thinking of the children.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:00 AM
It's quite the contrary, derty: somebody is thinking of the children a little too much.
Still waiting for Slackmo to delete this thread.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:04 AM
It's quite the contrary, derty: somebody is thinking of the children a little too much.
someone besides obama should think of the childrenand they should think of them in a normal, clean, and safe manner.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:26 AM
UPDATE: In an appearance on FOX News Channel the Reverend Jeremiah Wright of Trinity United Church of Christ has denounced his association with Senator Obama, and also says that he has filed papers to the Vatican calling for Obama's excomunication from the Catholic Church (although Obama is an avowed Christian). In another surprising turn of events, he also claims to have pulled his support for Obama in the presidential race and will instead give his support for Green Party candidate Ralph Nader.
"Is everyone on here just an act sometimes?"--Hummingbird
Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.
Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')
Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog
Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.
Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.
Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')
Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog
Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.
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6ome 9irl
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:47 AM
If Obama had a sex scandal people would just think he was pimp.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:58 AM
he isIf Obama had a sex scandal people would just think he was pimp.
But among the jackals, the panthers, the bitch hounds,
The apes, the scorpions, the vultures, the serpents,
The yelping, howling, growling, crawling monsters,
In the filthy menagerie of our vices,
There is one more ugly, more wicked, more filthy!
Although he makes neither great gestures nor great cries,
He would willingly make of the earth a shambles
And, in a yawn, swallow the world;
He is Ennui! — His eye watery as though with tears,
He dreams of scaffolds as he smokes his hookah pipe.
You know him reader, that refined monster,
— Hypocritish reader, — my fellow, — my brother!
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:58 AM
I think Obama is pimp.
I knew you'd post this.
Still waiting for Slackmo to delete this thread.
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6ome 9irl
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 11:00 AM
Two of the lamest responses to ever follow one of my posts. It's ok guys, still lurv you.
