15 replies to this topic

[Undercooked Sausage]

i just asked a girl to a jackie chan/jet li movie lol please don't post in this thread, but god help me god i rule so hard

[Undercooked Sausage]

mods/gdb please lock this thread it has nowhere to go but down

[MadroXXX]

i just asked a girl to a jackie chan/jet li movie

my gf wants to see this. you can have her if you'd like.

[MadroXXX]

n/m

[MadroXXX]

figures it would be me to take this thread downhill.

[Chronodiggity]

i think you overt-consciously want to date a chick who would go to a jackie chan/jet li movie

[MadroXXX]

hey chrono, have you tried sizzurp yet?

[MadroXXX]

i just read a vibe expose on it. not a good idea.

[Ѡ҈҉Ѡ҈҉Ѡ҈҉Ѡ҈҉Ѡ҈҉Ѡ҈҉Ѡ҈҉Ѡ҈҉Ѡ҈҉Ѡ]

figures it would be me to take this thread downhill.

I think the "seven-minutes-later change of heart" post actually saved it

[Waylon]

I knew Mrs. Waylon was the woman for me when we went to The Aristocrats and she laughed harder than I did. Keep looking, Sausage, you'll find her.

[avec]

I think I subconsciously want to be alone all my life

yu came to the right place

[undo]

i just asked a girl to a jackie chan/jet li movie

lol

I did this yesterday too.

[BRANDON BOYD FROM INCUBUS]

good thread i stuck a pencil down a ukranian girl's crack yesterday

[theremin]

my son saw the chan/li movie today, because of a girl. We saw Sarah Marshall instead.

[Efrim]

I think this thread misses the larger issue that there's a Jet Li/Jackie Chan movie out in the world and neither Dan nor I have seen it.

[theremin]

what percentage reason for that is that it looks like a total piece of shit?