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#21 BRANDON BOYD FROM INCUBUS

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:36 AM

do you have any buds that spend the summer at camp on surprise lake?

#22 maxexactly

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:41 AM

no my buds mostly run meat factories, sell porn, and deal drugs =/

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:45 AM

Pink, how big is your dick, in say, relation to Pete Wentz?

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:46 AM

should i just post a pic of mine and his and make a poll?

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

You would if you were the Sombie I think you are. YES.

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

wait how big is pete's wentz?

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:49 AM

I thought everyone had seen it.

#28 BRANDON BOYD FROM INCUBUS

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:51 AM

who here can upload a picture of my penis if i send it to their cell phone?

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:55 AM

who here can upload a picture of my penis if i send it to their cell phone?


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#30 6ome 9irl

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:57 AM

Haha, fuck, can't right now. This is a chance for some third tier Sombie to swoop in and be glorious. Where's that mardybum guy?

#31 Cinnamon P.

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 02:02 AM

you rang?
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 02:10 AM

weird thred, i dont think i 'get' antisemitism as shock humor i dont know what yr sweating here, shes prob thinking the same thing about you, both of u will get laid w/ diff ppl while shes at camp, both of you will not speak of what happened this summer when u hook up again chick is cuet tho, as a chicago irish catholic, would tapp
The one who put the satin on your panties.

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 02:23 AM

tried to take a cum shot, but ended up having to take an afterglow shot pm me your number if you want to upload/post it

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 04:37 AM

I shall be following this thread with great interest. Requested a daily e-mail digest of all new posts to this thread.
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#35 DrAftershave

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 05:47 AM

A Jew took my virginity. I will always resent these people.



if you always resented jews, why did you let one take your virginity? was it by choice?
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 06:05 AM

weird thred, i dont think i 'get' antisemitism as shock humor

i dont know what yr sweating here, shes prob thinking the same thing about you, both of u will get laid w/ diff ppl while shes at camp, both of you will not speak of what happened this summer when u hook up again


This is absolutely right. I'm not taking any of this too seriously, but trust me, you don't wanna be this guy - the obsessive, insecure, jealous guy. It's no fun, and man, when she gets wind of it, and she will once you start sending obsessive, insecure, jealous text messages, your plans for senior year ain't gonna happen. This is how fraternity date-rapists think. Trust me - I'm speaking from experience.

(not the date-rape part...)
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 06:54 AM

tried to take a cum shot, but ended up having to take an afterglow shot
pm me your number if you want to upload/post it


cringe worthy post right there.

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 07:26 AM

All I can say is that this is the perfect chance for you to watch Wet Hot American Summer, Pink.

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 07:30 AM

If she talks about the three-legged race, you're fucked.

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 07:31 AM

wait how big is pete's wentz?


I thought everyone had seen it.


Ohhhh....so that's why Yancy likes Pete Wentz.