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#1 thrillho

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:20 PM

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:22 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: I am so fucking pumped for this movie, it's not even funny.
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:23 PM

I am so fucking pumped for this movie, it's not even funny.

snakes on a blog. :lol:

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:24 PM

I heard that they were thinking about changing the name, and when Samuel Jackson found out, he just about dropped out of the film. I understand that they are keeping the name.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:27 PM

I heard that they were thinking about changing the name, and when Samuel Jackson found out, he just about dropped out of the film. I understand that they are keeping the name.

i don't see how they could change it.

also, that poster is fucking intense.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:32 PM

I'm going to show up to the premier bare-ass naked because I want to experience it as a clean soul. My life begins and ends with Snakes On A Plane, nothing else matters.
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:36 PM

i'm embarassed to ask what this is.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:37 PM

I could have sworn that this had been done already.

#9 thrillho

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:39 PM

I could have sworn that this had been done already.

there was something similar done on snl. but this is a motion picture starring samuel l. jackson, and has nothing to do with said snl skit.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:41 PM

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I hope this is for real, but I suppose it doesn't really matter

August 23rd really can't get here fast enough.
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:45 PM

That blog is hysterical, check out the fan posters. That poster is fan-made, it's on the blog.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:56 PM

August 23rd really can't get here fast enough.

You are aware that'll put you THAT much closer to Winter, right?
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:04 PM

"Pulp Fiction star Samuel L. Jackson was so amused by the title of new movie Snakes On A Plane, he signed up without reading the script. The movie features an assassin who intends to kill a passenger on a flight by releasing a batch of deadly snakes. Jackson explains, "I didn't even read the script - I just saw the title, 'Snakes on a Plane' and said 'Ok, good. I'm there.' You have got to love that. That's exactly what it is - 500 poisonous snakes released on a flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles. They are (set free) on a time release half-way there, so we can't go back, we've got to keep going. It's fun!" " maybe this is how Chloe Sevigny ended up in Brown Bunny.
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:06 PM

You are aware that'll put you THAT much closer to Winter, right?
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Snakes on a Plane will keep me warm well on til next April
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:06 PM

Wow, this sounds like one of the dumbest movies ever.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:13 PM

I went on a Snakes on a Plane barcrawl two weeks ago. We had tshirts and everything.
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#17 thrillho

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:14 PM

oh, this is good. blog entry of a scriptwriter asked to rework the script.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:22 PM

Directed by this guy:
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David R. Ellis ex-Disney actor turned stunt man turned director. He picked this up after Ronny Yu (Bride of Chucky) dropped out. He's responsible for the following classics:

Cellular (2004)
Final Destination 2 (2003)
Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco (1996)

This will be less than thrilling. Honestly, the concept is by far better than the outcome.
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:22 PM

This thread is my initial exposure to the movie, and I hate it already.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:24 PM

This thread is my initial exposure to the movie, and I hate it already.

the thread, or the movie?