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[6ome 9irl]

So now that they are FDA approved, much safer, and much more real-looking, I can't say I viciously object to them. For some people it is a marked improvement to their own shape and I see how it could be attractive to a girl.

I do think it's overdone. Many girls have perfectly fine smaller breasts and do not need it (Heidi below, for example, was just fine before). But for a clear aesthetic enhancement, why not? In high school I used to think very black 'n' white about it. ALL FAKE TITS SUCK. But it's not really something I have a passionate anger for, so there's no need to continue with that. I'm way more 'meh' now.

How do you guys really feel about them? Can you get into it? Or would you never hook up with (or hook yourself up with) fake tits? Etc.

[6ome 9irl]

Let's steer away from Pam Anderson gonzo tits generalizations. I think the trend has moved away from that hot mess to a more reasonable size.

Although this tanned, push 'em-up look is still terrifying.

[DrAftershave]

i'm not a breast man, so i think that fake tits are awful. i understand fully if a woman needs them for reconstructive surgery, such as recovery from breast cancer or an accident/mutilation. but to just get them for cosmetic purposes seems so shallow. if a woman has such low self-esteem that she thinks a fake pair will make her better, she's only going to mask the problem instead of conquering it. i know a lot of small breasted women who are so strong willed and have outgoing personalities, guys never focus on their lack of size. which shouldn't be an issue anyway.

[6ome 9irl]

Yeah, reconstructive surgery is totally justifiable. Cosmetic purposes.

[Meldrick Lewis]

Natural all the way, man. Nothing against fake, just they look fake and all.

[Mitchell]

Again with all discussions on breasts, most guys preferences and the like are normally forgotten when there's a pair of naked tits in front of him. If they look and feel real then there's no problem. I don't think I know anyone who has had them done, and 99% of those I've seen are on tv so it impacts on me very little.

[avec]

OK, I think some of the women in the wealthier areas get fake tits because the husbands want them to. At least I heard one story that corroborates that. Certainly there are a million other reasons women want larger breasts. I prefer natural of course but I've felt some of the newer kind (?) and they don't feel bad. You can find those little bags of gelatin (haha) when you rub into them hard enough. On the surface they are still the same old breasts. The woman I was with regrets having them and I thought she would have looked better without them too. She felt it would improve her body image but instead it heightened her self consciousness. Bottom line though: I'd rather fake breasts had never been created, but I won't refuse to feel them when given the opportunity.

[coolrock]

Well, I love breasts. If it were raining breasts, my first impulse would not be to take cover, but to grab a bushel basket.* I have a theory. Men who were NOT breast-fed are way more into the titties than those who were; ya know, always seeking what you never had and all that rot. I'm a fifties baby, so of course I was bottle fed. (I think in those days breast-feeding was regarded as something that belonged in a Dorothea Lange photograph.) Ergo, i have spent a significant portion of my life seeking the warm, pillowy comfort of a first-class rack. But here is the irony: neither of my three wife/wifettes had particularly large bazooms. I had a wonderful girlfriend in LA for about three months (maybe it was weeks). She was rich, really rich, a great cook, a beautiful Safardic jew with skin like coffee with lotsa cream, and----the most incredible tits I've ever performed a home mammogram on. Big, soft. with perfect-sized nips (crucial point, pardon the pun), and positioned parallel to the floor. But I threw her over for a titless hag who was in the godawful sewer of film business. Go figure. Maybe whatcha think you want is not always whatcha want. Anyway, here is the thing about the aforementioned goddess of gazongas: I was having one of those post-coital cups of coffee in her kitchen, and I saw a photo of her a few years prior. Wow. Sag harbor. I wondered, to myself, if there was an overflowing river nearby at the time of the photo, cuz she she was doing some serious sand-bagging. So, apparently, she'd had some work done. It was really good work, though, because her breasts looked and felt real, except that they pointed straight ahead, instead of showing you where to dig for buried treasure. She must have had some sort of elaborate buttress system installed; it has puzzled me to this day. Point is, now THAT was a tit-job. I don't care for the cereal-bowl look myself, and I rather like the way a woman's breasts, au naturel, will slide over and re-locate when she's on her back, as opposed to fakies just standing straight up like a topographical map of the battle of Gettysburg. I recently attended the depressing, pointless event known as a "bachelor party", and I asked one of the strippers if I could feel her big fake tit, ya know, in the interest of science. Hey, it felt pretty good, but, frankly, I'm still a sucker for presenting whatcha got, and/or some creative augmentation as described earlier. I think the bottom line with fake tits is this: they are more striking with your clothes on than off. ps: Between fake tits, tattoos, and piercings, be prepared for the weirdest, ugliest looking group of senior citizens in American history, coming up in about thirty or forty years. Mercifully, I'll be dead. *nicked from Nat.Lampoon, early 70's

[Damo Suzuki]

She was rich, really rich, a great cook, a beautiful Safardic jew with skin like coffee with lotsa cream

Goddamn.


edit: I don't love tits, real or fake. But I don't hate them outright either.

[RabbiSchmoiley]

I think the bottom line with fake tits is this: they are more striking with your clothes on than off.

ps: Between fake tits, tattoos, and piercings, be prepared for the weirdest, ugliest looking group of senior citizens in American history, coming up in about thirty or forty years. Mercifully, I'll be dead.

Hell of a post, Coolrock. I lol'd several times. These two points (especially the top one) are huge (no pun intended). My wife looks amazing with clothes on AND clothes off. I've really never seen that with fakers (and I must admit that I have never been in the company of naked fake tits in person... all on movies and/or porn).

And I only hope that I'll be dead when Pam and the like slide into their golden years...

[bleach]

i've always said i'm not a breast man but every time i wake up with a pair of fake tits in my hand i start swingin.

[Duff.]

Think I'm in the Some Girl camp. Can't really get worked up about this anymore. The "you just need self-esteem" argument seems silly to me at this point. I'd rarely recommend someone go through with it, as it's usually unnecessary, but I'm far more opposed to, say, the nose job.

[Simakos]

i was at the Cubs game on sunday and couldn't believe the number of girls with with fake boobs... i don't remember that being the case around there years ago.

[sKinnY]

i prefer real boobies! i've only had one opportunity to touch a set of augmented ta ta's and they were very very very firm. probably just bad work but it definitely made me sway my vote. i'm sure if i had a larger sampling i might change my mind. ladies...the doctor is in.

[feisty]

The ascetic Catholic monk in my psyche is instinctively shocked by the weird opulence that fake tits suggest. Howeverm if I really think about it then, no, it's not so bad

[Slackmo]

Just pull the trigger, SG. We won't judge.

[Agrimorfee]

How do you guys really feel about them?

I don't have any feeling about them...and that's why I am upset!

Actually, it's not a turnoff, but it is not necessary, either...I prefer smaller tits anyway.

[Fiat Records]

Not a fan of fake tits, at all. That Heidi girl doesn't look very attractive. Bony hips, plastic jugs, and a dogface. No offense if it's somebody in here's daughter. I don't see fake tits as an upgrade over small boobs, but that's just me. To boil it down to superficialities, size isn't high up on the priority list for boobs. It's maybe number four or five.

[Rob Gordon]

Damn, I love Coolrock posts. To the question at hand though...no. But hey, I'm aroused by cartoons of women.

[Nick]

It depends what kind of mood I'm in. I tend to not focus on breasts and prefer a toned stomach, nice legs & athletic looking. But the mood I'm in this morning I'd pretty much fuck anyone.