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[Pavement Ist Rad]

Well, there are a bunch of other posters here whom I would rather not have to explain to why I think their boarding is pitiful. I don't feel "threatened," just guilty that anybody has to get openly ridiculed on an internet message board. I'll leave that kind of dirty work to the pros. EDIT: Montana, please make a worst list. And actually go by the quality of the boarders, not "Is angry from listening to all that negative punk rock music!"

[theminimumcircus]

I can understand hating my boarding. I don't mind it a bit. But who the fuck puts Senor Cardgage down as a terrible boarder? Is it because you sods would fuck your mothers for the chance to work in the business that he does? That he's ambitious? That he's good at what he does? Professional jealousy? It's all I can figure.

[Pavement Ist Rad]

I don't like how his posts look.

[Waylon]

fwiw, working in design/publishing ain't all it's cracked up to be.

[theminimumcircus]

fwiw, working in design/publishing ain't all it's cracked up to be.

He gets some respect from his peers though, evidently. But more importantly, he's talented and pretty obviously loves what he does.

[Pavement Ist Rad]

I'm sure he's a blast and a half. Good boarding = grasp on style, quality over quantity, etc. SC does not sit well with me in these departments. And getting back to more important matters, Montana, if you make a "worst" list, please write mini-blurbs about all of the posters on it. Please.

[6ome 9irl]

Who cares about his personal life. Making 1002 threads a day, of which 78.4% are a Youtube and extended thread title does not a good boarder make.

[Waylon]

And getting back to more important matters, Montana, if you make a "worst" list, please write mini-blurbs about all of the posters on it. Please.

I'd like to see a thread where Montana rates and reviews posters like on "Track Crack."

[theminimumcircus]

See, I don't see how anyone can view SG and Paves on the same plain; Paves is smart, brings humor and insight, wit and sincerity. But all SG does is talk about her clit. Then a bunch of fat guys post about it ad nauseam. There's no comparison there. One is a good boarder; one is predictable shit.

[Ennui]

See, I don't see how anyone can view SG and Paves on the same plain; Paves is smart, brings humor and insight, wit and sincerity. But all SG does is talk about her clit. Then a bunch of fat guys post about it ad nauseam.

There's no comparison there. One is a good boarder; one is predictable shit.

i dont get it
nobody said either of them was uninteresting

[theminimumcircus]

See, I don't see how anyone can view SG and Paves on the same plain; Paves is smart, brings humor and insight, wit and sincerity. But all SG does is talk about her clit. Then a bunch of fat guys post about it ad nauseam.

There's no comparison there. One is a good boarder; one is predictable shit.

i dont get it
nobody said either of them was uninteresting

No, but tons of posters are placing them on similar plateaus on their "best of" lists.

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theminimumcircus by writing off SG as a poster who "only talks about her clit" don't you think you're doing the same thing you accuse these so-called 'fat' boarders of doing, just in a backhanded prickish way

[6ome 9irl]

If I had made one 'Theminimumpenis rocks!' post in my boarding career he'd be one of those fat guys. But instead I called him mentally retard.

[Ennui]

i was commenting on your inability to differentiate between plain and plane not to mention a false assessment of other boarders' posting style

[theminimumcircus]

theminimumcircus by writing off SG as a poster who "only talks about her clit" don't you think you're doing the same thing you accuse these so-called 'fat' boarders of doing, just in a backhanded prickish way

Not at all. It would be if she talked about other matters most of the time, but only occasionally talked about puerile, sexual matters. But as it is, her prurience is totally unavoidable.

[6ome 9irl]

Not at all. It would be if she talked about other matters most of the time, but only occasionally talked about puerile, sexual matters.

Haha, nice try.

[theminimumcircus]

Not at all. It would be if she talked about other matters most of the time, but only occasionally talked about puerile, sexual matters.

Haha, nice try.

You don't think you're predictable?

[MadroXXX]

theminimumcircus is predictable because i know that not even one of his posts is worth reading.

[Pavement Ist Rad]

Did you know that all of the insight, sincerity, wit, and humour in Pavement Ist Rad's entire body is contained within SG's clit? If she let it post, the board would explode. Really, though, SG is great, except she posts about "girl things" that I don't care about and she opposes gay marriage and is probably batshit insane, but is a tough broad and quick-witted and uses correct capitalization and the whole clit thing is impressive, as I already stated. One of the most shockingly competent boarders here. Reading an SG post is a perfectly pleasurable and liberating experience and comparable to little else in this SOMBverse of ours. She knows what she's doing. Her very existence makes me shed tears of joy and sperm. If I ever meet her, I am going to give her a big kissy kiss. Or just stand around awkwardly and laugh like a nervous idiot like I usually do when I meet SOMBies.

[theminimumcircus]

Did you know that all of the insight, sincerity, wit, and humour in Pavement Ist Rad's entire body is contained within SG's clit? If she let it post, the board would explode.

Really, though, SG is great, except she posts about "girl things" that I don't care about and she opposes gay marriage and is probably batshit insane, but is a tough broad and quick-witted and uses correct capitalization and the whole clit thing is impressive, as I already stated. One of the most shockingly competent boarders here. Reading an SG post is a perfectly pleasurable and liberating experience and comparable to little else in this SOMBverse of ours. She knows what she's doing. Her very existence makes me shed tears of joy and sperm. If I ever meet her, I am going to give her a big kissy kiss. Or just stand around awkwardly and laugh like a nervous idiot like I usually do when I meet SOMBies.

She's definitely not as odious as Damo.

All I ask for is quality among those voted the best Sombies.