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[The Good Dr Bill]

this is like high school...

me obsessively checking this thread in the dark at 3:00 last night in my Grandparents' house with my brother cranking the metal next door?

GODDAMN RIGHT THIS IS FUCKING LIKE FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL FUCK

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[BRANDON BOYD FROM INCUBUS]

if pinkerton were alive i'm sure i would've made his list.

[Mantana]

j/k i can't believe anyone is taking this thread seriously, lol

So far the apathy towards it is pretty hilarious.

I mean, how the *fuck* is Red Lobster not on these lists?

good point. I was going to abstain from this yearbook signing...

but here you go

1. Red Lobster

Thanks dudes, I really appreciate it.

I'd crack your shells for your anyday.

[gwa]

Thread needs more Alan.

[fffffffff]

whatever, i'd be fine if everyone took me off their list (though clearly i am a great and excellent boarder) i am just compeltely against a popularity contest, in any respect. shrug.

oh c'mon, like you're not as curious as the rest of us to see whether the board's mistress (Jess) and the board's princess (SG) have a chance against the board's Tina Fey for Top Femme honors

no, because it has absolutely no meaning and is a complete waste of time and energy. sg just made an epic thread about balls, so she's going to be at the top of everyone's minds. not that she isnt a great boarder, wahtever that means, its just a silly use of energy. i'm sure the boards lisa nowak could make another semi popular thread about her moms newest luggage purchase in a vain attempt to gain attention and all the dudes would be in love or whaetver.

lame bullshit. but whatevs, to each and all that shit

[The Good Dr Bill]

fuck, I put Paul way too low on my list, should've def made top 20

and I forgot I-C entirely, although that's basically his fault for not posting in like four years

no, because it has absolutely no meaning and is a complete waste of time and energy. sg just made an epic thread about balls, so she's going to be at the top of everyone's minds. not that she isnt a great boarder, wahtever that means, its just a silly use of energy. i'm sure the boards lisa nowak could make another semi popular thread about her moms newest luggage purchase in a vain attempt to gain attention and all the dudes would be in love or whaetver.

lame bullshit. but whatevs, to each and all that shit

fuck that noise let's see a top 20

[fffffffff]

youd be 1, darling

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worst
1. mitchell
2. tattoo
3. sickpup
4. simakos
5. raj

you're all class, bleach.

[The Good Dr Bill]

not good enough, I need to be able to laugh at the 19 that came close but just couldn't quite breach the summit of my awesomeness plus I want to be able to witness the consequences of you rating your real-life friends against each other

[fffffffff]

i dont have real life friends.

[Slackmo]

Tina Fey has real-life friends.

[yancy]

and I forgot I-C entirely, although that's basically his fault for not posting in like four years

He posts where it counts.

[The Good Dr Bill]

Tina Fey has real life acquaintances

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3 people have lumped me and Slackmo together in this thing... really strange to me because, you know, Slackmo is wickedly funny and i am not.

[The Good Dr Bill]

yeah but if you squint while reading the board your usernames kinda look alike and there are lots of old dudes here so

[Pavement Ist Rad]

Fucking shit. I had to go back and edit Helmet and I-C into my list. Goddamnit. Apologies to Paul, Alky, Breugel, _jon, Jenny Penny, Cerebral Caustic, Gil-Scott Heroin (seriously, this guy), Mouth Breather, and countless others. If I were to make a list of "The Boarders Whom I Like," you would all be up in that shit! Just know that you are all special people, even if you didn't necessarily alter the course of my life in impenetrably meaningful ways like Señor Wences. And y'all certainly wouldn't make my "worst boarders" list! That's for a few certain special somebodys. And a bunch of boarders whom I can't even tell apart from one another. But that's for another thread. I mean, hopefully not. But whatever.

[The Good Dr Bill]

oh man Cerebral Caustic and Gil-Scott Heroin, big snubs on my part also MyKineticAndroid, solid a boarder as they come

[nagode]

j/k i can't believe anyone is taking this thread seriously, lol

So far the apathy towards it is pretty hilarious.

I mean, how the *fuck* is Red Lobster not on these lists?

good point. I was going to abstain from this yearbook signing...

but here you go

1. Red Lobster

Thanks dudes, I really appreciate it.

I'd crack your shells for your anyday.

The only poster that counts :

1.) Red Lobster

he gave me the recipe for cheddar biscuits....

much obliged sir..

[M_Rots]

3 people have lumped me and Slackmo together in this thing... really strange to me because, you know, Slackmo is wickedly funny and i am not.

SLACKMO =/= SIMAKOS