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[sKinnY]

i'm imagining that piece of pizza is your teenage wang. hot stuff

[fffffffff]

grossest post in somb history

[Pavement Ist Rad]

Now this is the kind of shit that supports why nobody should be allowed to fuck 16 year old girls ever. Especially not an 18 year old me this summer.

Worst thing about going to a private school with people from the city and Chicago suburbs is that you make friends with perfectly decent people in places like fucking Streamwood. You go to their parties just for fun and you somehow end up with these regrettable experiences.

I mean, I'd fuck her again but I'd rather just leave it at that. None of this persistent drawn out shit when it's obvious that I have no interest. Girls like this who have no experience with actual interesting people who aren't from their bumfuck town are the worst because they're just blown away by your amazing ability to somehow be less of a tool than all of their friends.

EDIT: This girl loved LoTR, too. I should have asked if she had an elfin fetish...

[Damo Suzuki]

She's way hot dude.

[Bob Loblaw]

[Montana]

Someone take the caffeine away from the LOPP kiddies.

[boobs]

dont worry montana we all know u only bone ugly chicks

[Bob Loblaw]

Someone take the caffeine away from the LOPP kiddies.

I seriously hope you aren't lumping me into that category.

[Montana]

dont worry montana we all know u only bone ugly chicks

This thread see fun! LOPP make fun with idea. hahaha. LOPP!

Someone take the caffeine away from the LOPP kiddies.

I seriously hope you aren't lumping me into that category.

Hell no.

[Efrim]

Someone take the caffeine away from the LOPP kiddies.

I seriously hope you aren't lumping me into that category.

No way dude; she's hot.

[Bob Loblaw]

Someone take the caffeine away from the LOPP kiddies.

I seriously hope you aren't lumping me into that category.

No way dude; she's hot.

And as a bonus, she had a two-inch clit and sucked a mean dick.

[boobs]

dont worry montana we all know u only bone ugly chicks

This thread see fun! LOPP make fun with idea. hahaha. LOPP!

i dont know wtf you are getting at but i can promise you some of these are real

but hey if it keeps us from having to see the buck toothed fatteys youve blapped then believe whatever you want

[Montana]

dont worry montana we all know u only bone ugly chicks

This thread see fun! LOPP make fun with idea. hahaha. LOPP!

i dont know wtf you are getting at but i can promise you some of these are real

but hey if it keeps us from having to see the buck toothed fatteys youve blapped then believe whatever you want

The males at LOPP don't have a sex life so this thread is not even close to believable.

[boobs]

chrono is not lopp's only poster

[theminimumcircus]

I only believe Paves' cooze conquests. Everyone else is just cutting and pasting shit.

[Pavement Ist Rad]

Girl on the right.

She was known as this stinking drunk whore throughout high school. I had the biggest crush on her and she was on a completely different plane of intellect than me. I didn't smoke or drink at all, which probably had something to do with it because she was huge into the Chicago "punk scene" or whatever that bullshit is. I thought she was an amazing girl and was bummed that she always fell for that superficial "scene" crap.

She came to my graduation (I was a year younger than her) and it was the first time I'd seen her since her graduation the year before. It all came back to me why I was so into her in the first place. And the summer that followed that day was when I learned about how a little dabbling in weed and alcohol can boost your social life in significant ways. I think it's disgusting that popularity and being acknowledged have to center around silly stuff like that, but it's true.

I ended up hanging out with a bunch of shitty people in some hipster fuck's apartment in Humboldt Park one night, but she was there, too. Social events in my life are so sporadic that I knew I probably wouldn't see her at all until a year later or more. It was painful for me to go along with her "antics," but I'd blown so many opportunities for these kinds of things before that I knew I'd just regret this one more than any of those. I got a little fucked up, she got a lot fucked up, and things just kept unfolding until... eh, you can probably guess what.

Not really the ideal circumstances IMO, but I certainly don't regret it at all. I don't usually follow through with my lofty ambitions, but nailing this broad was a beautiful exception.

EDIT: I still masturbate to her Facebook pics, btw.

[Montana]

Girl on the right.

She was known as this stinking drunk whore throughout high school. I had the biggest crush on her and she was on a completely different plane of intellect than me. I didn't smoke or drink at all, which probably had something to do with it because she was huge into the Chicago "punk scene" or whatever that bullshit is. I thought she was an amazing girl and was bummed that she always fell for that superficial "scene" crap.

She came to my graduation (I was a year younger than her) and it was the first time I'd seen her since her graduation the year before. It all came back to me why I was so into her in the first place. And the summer that followed that day was when I learned about how a little dabbling in weed and alcohol can boost your social life in significant ways. I think it's disgusting that popularity and being acknowledged have to center around silly stuff like that, but it's true.

I ended up hanging out with a bunch of shitty people in some hipster fuck's apartment in Humboldt Park one night, but she was there, too. Social events in my life are so sporadic that I knew I probably wouldn't see her at all until a year later or more. It was painful for me to go along with her "antics," but I'd blown so many opportunities for these kinds of things before that I knew I'd just regret this one more than any of those. I got a little fucked up, she got a lot fucked up, and things just kept unfolding until... eh, you can probably guess what.

Not really the ideal circumstances IMO, but I certainly don't regret it at all. I don't usually follow through with my lofty ambitions, but nailing this broad was a beautiful exception.

EDIT: I still masturbate to her Facebook pics, btw.

[Pavement Ist Rad]

Come on, dude. Post one. I know you have a daunting back catalog of hotties that would make all the indie rockers' balls (finally) drop.

[Damo Suzuki]

Well, I know mine (this was my thread idea before Jamie stole it) and Paves' pics are real. I used to talk over IM w/one of the girls Paves is talking about. Tons of lolz.

[WP64]

Come on, dude. Post one.

I know you have a daunting back catalog of hotties that would make all the indie rockers' balls (finally) drop.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Favorite quote of the day.