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[pong]

Genius thread idea.

[pong]

[sKinnY]

used to go to shows with her a long time ago. totally crushed on her the whole time. then one day i found out her and the bf split up..then the rumours started goin around that she had a thing for me as well. i sprung into action, and three dates later i was doing horrific things to her vagina.

[brobee]

you slept with sujan's wife!!!

[Paul]

Good thread. I especially like when the links for the pictures are actually from facebook or myspace. If these are jokes (not that I really think they are), you are definitely pulling out the stops to make it believable.

[boobs]

Nm.

someones covering his tracks

[brobee]

you slept with sufjan's wife!!!

[Bob Loblaw]

and three dates later i was horrific things to her vagina.

Are you missing a word in there, or were you the "horrible things"?

[Pavement Ist Rad]

Jesus, Skinny, those are some heavily tatted arms. Not my thing, personally. I hope they stopped at the arms...

Haven't had the time/balls to actually get with more than a few girls during my teenage years so this is the last one for the thread. Sorry, pervs.



Ha, I don't know what the fuck she's doing in this pic. Aren't many flattering ones of her on the net... she's a bit goofy, crazy, etc. I go nuts for curvy girls like her, so I'm eternally lucky to have gotten as far as I did (way more than running all the way 'round the bases ) She didn't have much in the tits dept., sadly. I would kill to get with a curvy girl with a big bouncy rack. The first girl in this thread was a surfboard, the second an improvement, the third just phenomenal... if this one had been a little bustier, I could die happy tomorrow. But whatever, I have my whole life ahead of me. College, at least.

This one was a winner, though. Big legs... mmm...

I used to talk over IM w/one of the girls Paves is talking about. Tons of lolz.

Haha, amazing. That was the first girl I posted. During the brief period when she lurked, I warned her that this place was filled with people like Damo and that he was the "ultimate hipster snob." She didn't believe me so I gave him her sn.

Something tells me he really traumatized her, ha. Last time I let the internet/IRL boundaries be fucked with like that.

[Montana]

Good thread.


I especially like when the links for the pictures are actually from facebook or myspace. If these are jokes (not that I really think they are), you are definitely pulling out the stops to make it believable.

Come on Paul. You're smarter than that.

[sKinnY]

Jesus, Skinny, those are some heavily tatted arms. Not my thing, personally. I hope they stopped at the arms...

not usually mine either...but a great rack, ass and gorgeous eyes left me no choice.

[Damo Suzuki]

I used to talk over IM w/one of the girls Paves is talking about. Tons of lolz.

Haha, amazing. That was the first girl I posted. During the brief period when she lurked, I warned her that this place was filled with people like Damo and that he was the "ultimate hipster snob." She didn't believe me so I gave him her sn.

Something tells me he really traumatized her, ha. Last time I let the internet/IRL boundaries be fucked with like that.

She's still on my buddy list. I see her "online".

It's been literally years at this point since we talked. Don't know how to reintroduce myself.

"Hey, I'm Damo Suzuki from the message boards..."

[Montana]

Come on, dude. Post one.

I know you have a daunting back catalog of hotties that would make all the indie rockers' balls (finally) drop.

The problem with posting them is that I actually dated them, and this shit would come back to bite me in the ass (probably with the help of some posters here).

[boobs]

do they have their own names and SS#s tatted on their chests or something?

[Pavement Ist Rad]

Of course. Those Jayhawks groupies are a freaky bunch.

[TJENZ]

Someone take the caffeine away from the LOPP kiddies.

I seriously hope you aren't lumping me into that category.

No way dude; she's hot.

And as a bonus, she had a two-inch clit and sucked a mean dick.

it's a fine line between big clit/small cock

[Bob Loblaw]

Someone take the caffeine away from the LOPP kiddies.

I seriously hope you aren't lumping me into that category.

No way dude; she's hot.

And as a bonus, she had a two-inch clit and sucked a mean dick.

it's a fine line between big clit/small cock

No, that's the foreskin.

[Paul]

Good thread.


I especially like when the links for the pictures are actually from facebook or myspace. If these are jokes (not that I really think they are), you are definitely pulling out the stops to make it believable.

Come on Paul. You're smarter than that.

There is no reason for them to lie. This board isn't as anonymous for them as most. I know Sausage and Pave's full names just from being on the board for a few years now.

And more importantly, everyone here that thinks they have no appeal to the opposite sex are not going to have their mind changed by the posts in this thread, as you have kind of proven. It'd be a waste of everyone's time.

Or whatever.

[nagode]

thread of the year...and also very tempting to post some sweet pictures....but i KNOW this will come back to haunt me someday...maybe if i get really drunk this weekend ill put some up

[velocity]