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[RabbiSchmoiley]

This thread is like a car crash between a short bus and a caravan of circus freaks - I know it's improper to stare but I can't control myself.

[Duff.]

Okay be honest everyone's getting at least a little turned on by this thread right?

To be honest I hope I don't place.

Anyone else fighting the urge to check their first post?

[Agrimorfee]

Everyone who participated in this should be ashamed of themselves.

[Mitchell]

If you didn't vote, don't complain about the result. Rule 1 of any SOMB poll. Don't see why anyone should be ashamed of themself. I'd be more ashamed if I got my knickers in a twist about what goes on on the internet message board for six weeks. Don't like the poll, you probably best not read or post in the thread.

[The Real Guest]

Everyone who participated in this should be ashamed of themselves.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[demoncleaner]

This is glorious.

[Agrimorfee]

If you didn't vote, don't complain about the result. Rule 1 of any SOMB poll.

Don't see why anyone should be ashamed of themself. I'd be more ashamed if I got my knickers in a twist about what goes on on the internet message board for six weeks.

Don't like the poll, you probably best not read or post in the thread.

Rule #1, eh? That's never stopped anyone.

And you know I am not talking about the results, I'm talking about the concept itself.
I will be reading, but for fun. And I'll do my damndest to not pollute your thread too much.

[Bob Loblaw]

Just curious, why 102 Mitch? Was Montana #103?

[Mitchell]

Just curious, why 102 Mitch? Was Montana #103?

Just to make the Solace joke really.

[Mitchell]

Now Playing: Mekons, Dylan, Emitt Rhodes, Silver Jews

#099.




Asher Ford (149 Points, 3 Votes)

Posts: 987

Noteables:

- Joined September 2006
- From Florida
- top 53% player at Halo
- Same birthday as BGWaves
- Annoys ScaryMuppet by positing crap singles in singles list
- Dated Forgo

Oldest post on this version of board

Most recent post.

This show is crazy. They've spent two years discovering that in the superhero world, everything gets bent and broken as far as major concepts go. Now they're spending the third apparently doing thought experiments in every direction they can think of. People can't die, people are ghosts, invisible, invincible, characters dispatched left and right, way too many "villains" to keep track of, totally random character developments (who's idea was that ridiculous Mohinder stuff?). Ugh, I mean I may keep watching, but the show is 100% nonsense now.

Most popular thread: Music: Lily Allen's Brother Alfie Arrested for Assaulting Their Mother Etc: Walk Hard: The Biopic Parody Movie Official Topic

SOMBies Say:



A quality human being Yancy

Fuck you Asher Ford. Scary Muppet

But the best part of my day was seeing my name on a birthday thread on the SOMB. Whoo, thanks people! Asher Ford


Ranked Highest By: Waylon (#8)

[Bob Loblaw]

AsherFord dated Forgo? IRL or in the way that Hero dated Forgo?

[avec]

AsherFord dated Forgo? IRL or in the way that Hero dated Forgo?

Instant disqualification from list







j/k

[Mitchell]

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#098.




Micropenis(151 Points, 3 Votes)

Posts: c. 25 on last incarnation of board.

Noteables:

- Has a small penis

Oldest post on this version of board

None

Most recent post. From April 2005

SOMBies Say:



Micropenis - Who farted?Paves

Micropenis Mitchell - in "SOMBie you'd most want to meet in person?"

Micropenis Sausage - in "SOMB, name my son!!"

I put Micropenis on ignore once, then realized I could still see his avatar. Velocity

What Sombie do you like the best? The Least? I'm not good at choosing Favorites, but I'd say Micropenis as Least Favorite. Freelamce


Ranked Highest By: Sausage

[Agrimorfee]

NSFW

That's one of the reasons I respect you, Mitch.

[Duff.]

Seems I was fortunate enough to have missed Mr. Penis's tenure here.

[worrywort]

It may be Miss Penis.

[b17yoe]

Micropenis > The Real Guest? Not a chance. The Real Guest has years of sustained greatness. MP is a 4 post Ace-troll. Disappointing thread.

[Duff.]

Apologies. Lord knows I wouldn't want to seem disrespectful toward a boarder named Micropenis.

[Undercooked Sausage]

micropenis was a great boarder and was exactly what the boarded needed at the time when we tolerated guys like Ace.

[Mitchell]

If you are going to troll you should at least troll hard and burn out.