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[Bob Loblaw]

Four pints of Bells Two Hearted Ale for lunch, with a corned beef sandwich. Now rocking 80s music at the office. I know there are some SOMBies out there who drink during the day. Let's drunk post. I can't stay up and drunk post at 4 am like ________ and the rest of the young uns.

[Ennui]

i will drink w/ you as soon a i finish this paper

[Bob Loblaw]

Secret secret...I've got a secret... Domo origato, Mr. Roboto...

[Bob Loblaw]

I'M HOT, STICKY SWEET...FROM MY HEAD TO MY FEET, YEAH

[sKinnY]

xerox your ass and post plz.

[Bob Loblaw]

xerox your ass and post plz.

NO COPY MACHINE HERE. BUT I WILL TELL YOU A STOEY I AMOST POSTED A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. I TOLD SLACKMO.

(Just notice caps locK)

Before heading out for a night of drinking with friends, I took a gigantic shit in the main floor toilet. We have a bathroom on all three stories of our house. I used the middle one. My death star sized turds clogged the toilet, but I didn't know it. I flushed and left. I got a call three hours later, after i was already stoned to the bejeesus. Mrs lobalaw screaming at me to get home because of a flooded basement. The toilet overflowed and for some reason didn't stop. It went through the vent in the bathroom and started pouring down into the basement. Short circuited our Air Port so we had no wireless internet for a couple days.

What's the worst thing your poop has ever done to you?

[Pavement Ist Rad]

Now rocking 80s music at the office.

"80s music"???!!!!

You must be super FUCKED UP amiright

LOL

I'LL STOP TEH WORDL ABND TAKE A POO

[Bob Loblaw]

We're saving our own lives...it's true, we make a better day, just you and me...

[Finn McCool]

3 stories? Your house has 3 stories?

What's it like to live in a mansion? What other features does your estate boast? Stable? Topiary?

[Bob Loblaw]

3 stories? Your house has 3 stories?

What's it like to live in a mansion? What other features does your estate boast? Stable? Topiary?

I have two mexican servants.

(not Damo or SG)

[By-Tor]

xerox your ass and post plz.

NO COPY MACHINE HERE. BUT I WILL TELL YOU A STOEY I AMOST POSTED A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. I TOLD SLACKMO.

(Just notice caps locK)

Before heading out for a night of drinking with friends, I took a gigantic shit in the main floor toilet. We have a bathroom on all three stories of our house. I used the middle one. My death star sized turds clogged the toilet, but I didn't know it. I flushed and left. I got a call three hours later, after i was already stoned to the bejeesus. Mrs lobalaw screaming at me to get home because of a flooded basement. The toilet overflowed and for some reason didn't stop. It went through the vent in the bathroom and started pouring down into the basement. Short circuited our Air Port so we had no wireless internet for a couple days.

What's the worst thing your poop has ever done to you?

Our septic tank was overflowing onto the basement floor, and even threatening my den when we got home from our honeymoon. Didnt' finally have it under control until about 3 days later. Nearest I can figure, our reception guests just overloaded the damn thing, and one of the receptacles was clogged. Thank God for lotsa of chemicals and lotsa plunging. Just Lysolled and Woolited the fuck out of the floor the other day.

[Bob Loblaw]

xerox your ass and post plz.

NO COPY MACHINE HERE. BUT I WILL TELL YOU A STOEY I AMOST POSTED A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. I TOLD SLACKMO.

(Just notice caps locK)

Before heading out for a night of drinking with friends, I took a gigantic shit in the main floor toilet. We have a bathroom on all three stories of our house. I used the middle one. My death star sized turds clogged the toilet, but I didn't know it. I flushed and left. I got a call three hours later, after i was already stoned to the bejeesus. Mrs lobalaw screaming at me to get home because of a flooded basement. The toilet overflowed and for some reason didn't stop. It went through the vent in the bathroom and started pouring down into the basement. Short circuited our Air Port so we had no wireless internet for a couple days.

What's the worst thing your poop has ever done to you?

Our septic tank was overflowing onto the basement floor, and even threatening my den when we got home from our honeymoon. Didnt' finally have it under control until about 3 days later. Nearest I can figure, our reception guests just overloaded the damn thing, and one of the receptacles was clogged. Thank God for lotsa of chemicals and lotsa plunging. Just Lysolled and Woolited the fuck out of the floor the other day.

I let the wife take care of ours. There was doodie everywhere. I don't like touching doodie.

[Ennui]

i bet jess takes massive shits that smell like impending doom

[Bob Loblaw]

i bet jess takes massive shits that smell like impending doom

[Bob Loblaw]

Okay, so this fucking meganerd who I went to school from K-6th grade with friended me on Facebook last week. I accepted his invite out of morbid curiosity. He's a cop now, and his Facebook update said "Brad Meister is cleaning up the streets of America safe one shift at a time". His profile pic is this:  n1376868647_114221_5804.jpg   44K   79 downloads

[By-Tor]

ha ha Naw, I'm the stinky one, but scientists have recently discovered that stinky farts help mice lower their blodd pressure and relieve stress, so...

[By-Tor]

Okay, so this fucking meganerd who I went to school from K-6th grade with friended me on Facebook last week. I accepted his invite out of morbid curiosity. He's a cop now, and his Facebook update said "Brad Meister is cleaning up the streets of America safe one shift at a time". His profile pic is this:


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Geez, just be 'nice'. Couldnt' hurt to have a cop-friend.

[Bob Loblaw]

Okay, so this fucking meganerd who I went to school from K-6th grade with friended me on Facebook last week. I accepted his invite out of morbid curiosity. He's a cop now, and his Facebook update said "Brad Meister is cleaning up the streets of America safe one shift at a time". His profile pic is this:


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Geez, just be 'nice'. Couldnt' hurt to have a cop-friend.

Anyone who goes to Olan Mills to take a picture of himself like that and adds Nike gloves for effect is not a "friend" of anyone. And I have no idea what state he lives in now.

Based on the pictures he uploaded, I hope he shoots himself in the balls with his service weapon so he can't have any more kids with mohawks.

[Guy]

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The way law officers dress, today, has caused me to lose respect for their authority. Far to casual to really exude any authority.

[Finn McCool]

Isn't that just like the elite? Passing judgement on hardworking folks like cops and lab technician assistants. The cop wears gloves because we need a steady hand at the tiller. While you're enjoying the library fireplace on the 3rd floor of your estate, typing insults into your teak computer with ivory keys, that cop is on the front line, a brave first responder. Look at that ballcap. That dude is ready for a 'suspicious black male'. Olan Mills. There was an Olan Mills studio right next to a gyno-doctors office in downtown Homewood when I was growing up - dr's name on the sign was Dick Hymen. Amused me at 12, amuses still. I read yesterday that Cubs pitching coach Larry Rothschild is an H-F grade - class of '71! How about that?!