Shopping On Black Friday
#1
Posted 28 November 2008 - 03:47 PM
#2
Posted 28 November 2008 - 03:54 PM
#3
Posted 28 November 2008 - 04:01 PM
NEW YORK - Police say a Wal-Mart worker has died after being trampled by a throng of unruly shoppers shortly after the Long Island store opened today.
Nassau County police say the 34-year-old worker was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead at about 6 a.m., an hour after the store opened.
http://www.citynews....news_29596.aspx
#4
Posted 28 November 2008 - 04:04 PM
#5
Posted 28 November 2008 - 04:06 PM
NEW YORK - Police say a Wal-Mart worker has died after being trampled by a throng of unruly shoppers shortly after the Long Island store opened today.
Nassau County police say the 34-year-old worker was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead at about 6 a.m., an hour after the store opened.
http://www.citynews....news_29596.aspx
Ironically, this occurred right after Wal-Mart announced they had exclusive right to a new The Who DVD.
All my life i wanted to be black.
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#6
Posted 28 November 2008 - 04:09 PM
#7
Posted 28 November 2008 - 04:11 PM
I'd probably stand in line for that.Fuck no. I can't stand swarms of people and long lines. Even if you offered me a free 50" plasma for standing in line, I'd stay home and sleep in.
Michel Houellebecq
#8
Posted 28 November 2008 - 04:14 PM
#9
Posted 28 November 2008 - 04:20 PM
I'd probably stand in line for that.Fuck no. I can't stand swarms of people and long lines. Even if you offered me a free 50" plasma for standing in line, I'd stay home and sleep in.
Obviously there's a lot of people who'd stand in line for that. Fuck, they stand in line for an extra couple percent off. I just really, really hate lines and crowds. If I want a 50" plasma, I'll just buy it. More power to those who can stomach the lines and take advantage of the savings.
#10
Posted 28 November 2008 - 04:30 PM
I see you by your dresser doing your make-up
Fluttering a Chinese fan in a Knoxville fashion
All last night you tossed and turned
Your body was hotter than the night Richmond burned
You say you had a bad nightmare about tractor trailers crashing - The Felice Brothers
#11
Posted 28 November 2008 - 06:05 PM
#12
Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:06 PM
If so, you are a fucking loser.
Yes. I really would rather be porked in the ass by Mandingo than put up with humanity in those numbers. Hell, I'm loath to go to the 7-11 round the corner to get beer.
#13
Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:09 PM
#14
Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:11 PM
#15
Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:15 PM
It was infuriating to be trapped in but also sort of hilarious. All the more when you start thinking about how getting 20% off at the Nike store or Ralph Loren was somehow supposed to be related to the birth of the Son of God Himself more than 2000 years ago. I was just sitting in my car singing along to Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band and Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain as loud as I could to keep myself from losing my temper. By the time I got home it was 2:30 am.
#16
Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:25 PM
It's not so much that, although that is horrid it's the concept of having a day before where people are with their families for the day on the Thursday and they "can't stay up too late" because they need to get up and go fucking shopping for discounted shit they don't need, at 4am. We have the same thing here on Boxing Day, sales for fucking clothes and furniture. What the fuck.
Yes, the foul groping after poorly-made horseshit made by outsourced labor is prima facie. No question. But then *add* smelly fuckers to the equation. Ugh.
#17
Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:41 PM
#18
Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:46 PM
""what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?
#19
Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:57 PM
The fact that people died today at the hands of crazed shoppers is absolutely disgusting to me. It's not bad enough that the 34-year old guy in NY was working at Wal-Mart and was then killed after opening the doors for these assholes, but he was only a temp employee. What a sad end to this person's life.
if this is really what happened it's truly sad.
I worked retail during the holiday season and for those that haven't let me tell you that it is HELL ON EARTH
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:57 PM












