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Posted 07 January 2009 - 09:17 AM

14 pints of Hofbrau in the last few hours and I'm feeling kinda honest... Fire away fuckers.

#2 sKinnY

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 09:26 AM

what day is it there?

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 09:26 AM

Hey dude, cool avatar. What's it like to kiss a girl for the first time?

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 09:27 AM

Can I get you something to eat?

Still waiting for Slackmo to delete this thread.


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Posted 07 January 2009 - 09:28 AM

what day is it there?


It's 11:26pm on Wednesday the 7th of January.

I've been at my cousin's Buck's Night/

Can I get you something to eat?


Nah, all set.

Still got some Christmas smoked ham left over and I'm chowing down on it like I'm Hagar the Horrible.

Hey dude, cool avatar.

What's it like to kiss a girl for the first time?


It's awesome dude. Nothing like a warm apple pie.

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 09:31 AM

If anyone's interested... I jsut found some awesome bellybutton lint.

(funnily enough, Bellybutton Lint is the name of the long-lost Jellyfish album).

#7 sKinnY

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 09:40 AM

do aussie chicks really dig butt sex? i've heard they can be pretty Randy if ya know what i mean.

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 09:43 AM

do aussie chicks really dig butt sex? i've heard they can be pretty Randy if ya know what i mean.


Highly depends on the chick. More often than not, the chicks into that are the bogan slappers and you'd want to stay away.

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 09:49 AM

What is a "bogan slapper"?
Let me take you to McDonald's and order nothing but coffee.

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 09:53 AM

What is a "bogan slapper"?


"Bogan" = Aussie Redneck. Mullets, missing teeth... the works.

"Slapper" = not anyone you'd want to ever see again and only when really drunk would you entertain the thought that they're do-able.

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 10:04 AM

So, you gonna fly over to NZ to visit me while I'm there next month?
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 10:10 AM

So, you gonna fly over to NZ to visit me while I'm there next month?


Man, if I had as many dollars and hairs on my body, it'd be a done deal.

But alas, that's not the case.

Wish I could tho bro. My GF is flying back from your neck of the woods as we speak with a stopover in NZ.

Lucky girl...

(PS: I'd need a passport too. Haven't had one of those puppies since 1990.)

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 10:17 AM

Do you recommend anything in Chicago? How can I be a better internet princess?

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 10:18 AM

do aussie chicks really dig butt sex? i've heard they can be pretty Randy if ya know what i mean.


Dude, I forgot to say... They're still pretty randy if you know what I mean.

There's a crapload of hot-ass women here. The problem is finding one who doesn't know that they're a hot-ass woman if you get my drift.

Nothing worse than a chick who stares at herself in the mirror all the time.

But I love my gf and she's awesome and if she ever reads all this shit she neeeds to know how off my face I was.

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 10:22 AM

Do you recommend anything in Chicago?

How can I be a better internet princess?


Well, Chicago's a well of awesome talent if you ask me.

Go down to outside where the Bears play when it's really cold and ask for Colin. He's British, but he knows his shit. More than likely, Colin will tell you to go meet another British dude, Derek, down outside the United Center. Derek knows more shit that Colin. Unfortunately, you'd have to talk to Derek about that, he doesn't tell me anything.

As for the Princess stuff, it's all about the tutus, tiaras and twirls. Derek can help you, but don't ask Colin. His mother was killed by a tutu.

PS: My head just fell and hit the desk. I think it's time to call it a night. Keep asking questions if you want Zoltar to fulfill your wishes and your friendly Josh Baskin non-lookalike will be with you in about 8 or 9 hours...

#16 Ned Braden

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 11:07 AM

Good Thread.
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