So, despite not being pet owners, the wife and I watched quite a bit of the Westminster Dog Show this week and it really struck me that dog handlers are quite possibly the worst looking, most poorly dressed folks on the planet -- particularly the women who generally look like their legs have somehow been turned upside down.
What gives? Are they simply trying to make their pooches look better?
What is it about dog handlers at Westminster?
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norton
, Feb 13 2009 12:28 AM
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:45 AM
You obviously don't have a cankle fetish
They don't understand me. That's Ok. They understands MONKEYS!
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 01:11 AM
Fatass biotches. It is funny as hell when they try and run with their pooch and can't keep their shit from shakin'.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:15 AM
we caught some of this too and came to the same conclusion. i did hear the announcers mention that they dress to go along with the dog. whether it's fashionable or not is besides the point. it's all about the dog.
on another note..i dated a professional handler some years ago and she was definitely the exception.
i did wack her on the ass with a rolled up news paper once. turned one of the most eye opening sexual experiences of my life.
""what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:30 AM
Why? What happened after you did that?
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:43 AM
You can't tease a great story like that and just walk away, it's not right.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:10 AM
we caught some of this too and came to the same conclusion. i did hear the announcers mention that they dress to go along with the dog. whether it's fashionable or not is besides the point. it's all about the dog.
on another note..i dated a professional handler some years ago and she was definitely the exception.
i did wack her on the ass with a rolled up news paper once. turned one of the most eye opening sexual experiences of my life.
Wouldn't the usual protocol be to wack her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper?
They don't understand me. That's Ok. They understands MONKEYS!
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:29 AM
Why? What happened after you did that?
sex things.
""what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:40 AM
Yeah, you'd think a dog handler would be in fairly good shape. Seeing a lard-ass showing a fine dog breed takes some of the luster away from the dog.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:03 PM
What is it with pre-empting House re-runs to show the damn thing? I've only seen some of those 8 or 9 times. The nerve.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 02:24 PM
It's all about the canine......you don't want a Brad Pitt or Jolie running around with the pups, afterall....
"Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another right now....right now....Jesse Colin Young (Youngbloods).
"Sugar, Sugar, honey, honey....you are my candygirl and you got me wantin' you.....*
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:02 PM
Why? What happened after you did that?
sex things.
Saucy.
