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#1 Midnite_Vulture

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 01:01 AM

The board has been feeling a bit carnal lately. Spring is still in the air, but this is a throwback to a more innocent time. This thread isn't about how badly you wanna give Eva Longoria the two fingers, but more of just the infatuation aspect. What is it about these people that drive you wild? Here are a few of the women that would make me blush if I ever confronted them.


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Alpana Singh, host of WTTW's Check, Please! I think it's sexy whenever someone is an expert in something. The fact that she's also a wine sommelier just makes her even more hotter.


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Charmaine from The Apprentice. There's just really something about her thick Southern accent that I find charming. Plus, she's also intelligent.

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Parminder Nagra. Once again, another accent. I can't help but get all giddy whenever I see her lovely face on ER


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Audrey Tautou. Just really has one of those faces that are hard to resist.

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 01:05 AM

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Alpana Singh, host of WTTW's Check, Please! I think it's sexy whenever someone is an expert in something. The fact that she's also a wine sommelier just makes her even more hotter.

srsly, i was just going to start a thread on her. one of like 16 females in the world, only female in chicago, youngest sommelier ever. i've really been interested in wine lately so she's my hero right now. and i agree, genre experts are the people to fawn over.

as far as actual crushes, luckily mines in realtime this time. this one guy i'm dating. so hardworking. so classy. so hot. so good to me. doesn't mean i don't have other crushes though. it's good to be 22.

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 01:37 AM

Alpana Singh, host of WTTW's Check, Please! I think it's sexy whenever someone is an expert in something.


Word! I love that show. Its esp. funny when one of the people is really awkward. But yeah, Singh is hottt three-t's.

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She almost makes me care about the stock market.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 02:09 AM

This thread isn't about how badly you wanna give Eva Longoria the two fingers,


Only two fingers?

I gotta back Parminder Nagra (who makes me feel like a dirty old man) and give a hearty grunt of agreement to Audrey Tautou.

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 02:10 AM

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Alpana Singh, host of WTTW's Check, Please! I think it's sexy whenever someone is an expert in something. The fact that she's also a wine sommelier just makes her even more hotter.


hate to burst yr bubble here, but she really is kind of a dud (and chunky as all hell). a friend of mine used to work very closely with her and had many horror stories about what a spoiled, idiotic brat she can be. i met her once and she definitely does not give good small talk.

she is a master sommelier and young, but you you know what? that is all she is... and what i mean is that she has no life outside of the wine world. no boyfriends, hobbies, or interests other than wine. she's a total bore....

still doesn't change the fact that i love Check Please for some reason.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 02:15 AM

she rejected you, didn't she.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 02:17 AM

she rejected you, didn't she.


ha!

no, she was just one of the lamest people i have ever chatted with...

i know deej likes his women thick, but she is just kinda chunky. this coming from a chunky overgrown monster greek, of course.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 02:23 AM

Re: Audrey Tatou, I idolized her at one pt. but moved past it, got tired of the way she became a symbol of 'cute' sexy. Like, I donno if you've seen "L'auberge Espagnol" but she's on the cover, center, as if she 'stars' in the film. She's barely in it. She became a marketing tool and a kind of generic one. She doesn't hold up to scrutiny. I'm with jigga re: Scarlett Johanssen, even though she's come close to the Tatou pitfall.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 02:33 AM


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Alpana Singh, host of WTTW's Check, Please! I think it's sexy whenever someone is an expert in something. The fact that she's also a wine sommelier just makes her even more hotter.


hate to burst yr bubble here, but she really is kind of a dud (and chunky as all hell). a friend of mine used to work very closely with her and had many horror stories about what a spoiled, idiotic brat she can be. i met her once and she definitely does not give good small talk.

she is a master sommelier and young, but you you know what? that is all she is... and what i mean is that she has no life outside of the wine world. no boyfriends, hobbies, or interests other than wine. she's a total bore....

i can see that. damn.

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 02:47 AM

Giada De Laurentiis
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Sarah Silverman
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More In my age range
Emilie de Ravin aka Claire from LOST ( it's the accent)
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 02:54 AM

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jimmy edgar. he's lucky he lives in detroit. otherwise, i'd chase him.

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 03:23 AM

Veronica Mars
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 06:34 AM

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jimmy edgar. he's lucky he lives in detroit. otherwise, i'd chase him.


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Posted 28 April 2006 - 06:37 AM

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"what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 06:52 AM

Who dat?

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 06:58 AM

Evangaline Lilly from Lost.

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 07:29 AM


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Alpana Singh, host of WTTW's Check, Please! I think it's sexy whenever someone is an expert in something. The fact that she's also a wine sommelier just makes her even more hotter.


hate to burst yr bubble here, but she really is kind of a dud (and chunky as all hell). a friend of mine used to work very closely with her and had many horror stories about what a spoiled, idiotic brat she can be. i met her once and she definitely does not give good small talk.

she is a master sommelier and young, but you you know what? that is all she is... and what i mean is that she has no life outside of the wine world. no boyfriends, hobbies, or interests other than wine. she's a total bore....

still doesn't change the fact that i love Check Please for some reason.


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Posted 28 April 2006 - 07:35 AM

Giada De Laurentiis
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:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

i love her so.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 07:40 AM

at home we call Giada BIG HEAD EROTICA...i like her though.

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 07:43 AM

at home we call Giada BIG HEAD EROTICA...i like her though.


skinny, i enjoy our alone time on the board from 7:30-8:00am :lol:
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