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#1501 mouthbreather

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 03:35 PM

I dunno. Never been attracted to Garner. Her face/jaw and those ugly lips are too much of a turn off for me. And she always looked old for some reason. Perpetually in her early to mid-30s. No. She is ugly.

Agreed. Too much dark eye makeup as well.
She really looked gaunt and unhealthy in Juno.

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#1502 Stan Gable

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 03:51 PM

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Her dress has pockets!! tf? Does she keep her pet frog in there?

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 03:52 PM

the pockets are what makes it so awesome. pockets forever!

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 03:54 PM

It kind of looks like she's trying to conceal her boner as she walks to the blackboard.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 03:58 PM

James Murphy is into wigs. Who knew?

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:22 PM

Definitely an improvement.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:23 PM

James Murphy is into wigs. Who knew?

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My god I hope she gets killed on 24 this year.
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:31 PM

James Murphy is into wigs. Who knew?

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My god I hope she gets killed on 24 this year.

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#1509 Damo Suzuki

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:40 PM

I dunno. Never been attracted to Garner. Her face/jaw and those ugly lips are too much of a turn off for me. And she always looked old for some reason. Perpetually in her early to mid-30s. No. She is ugly.


REALLY?!

Um, yes. I do not find Garner attractive in the face at all. She's quite ugly (look at the closeness of her eyes & protruding chin). Though I suppose there is a certain level of averageness about her that appeals to some. She's not so lofty in appearance that one would find her manner off putting.

I don't begrudge those who do find Garner attractive. She lacks the girlishness that I find appealing, personally.
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#1510 Wolfgang

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:40 PM

I dunno. Never been attracted to Garner. Her face/jaw and those ugly lips are too much of a turn off for me. And she always looked old for some reason. Perpetually in her early to mid-30s. No. She is ugly.

Agreed. Too much dark eye makeup as well.
She really looked gaunt and unhealthy in Juno.

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I'd take Ellen Page over Jennifer Garner. Plus, has anyone seen Jennifer's iTunes celebrity playlist? Just insufferable.

its like a group of nerds just get together to self indulge their self, just like sound opinions message board.


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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:45 PM

I realize my selections in this thread haven't been as ummm...popular. But seriously? Horse faced people really disturb me. Probably the least attractive type out there.

#1512 Finn McCool

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:45 PM

It kind of looks like she's trying to conceal her boner as she walks to the blackboard.


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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:53 PM

Why don't you tell us about it Alan. Your secret's safe with us.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:57 PM

Ellen Page will always be Kitty Pryde to me. No matter how many obnoxious interviews Page does about being "honest" in her performance and making movies that say something "profound & real".

No. Ellen Page will always be the girl who fought the Juggernaut in my eyes.
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 05:11 PM

I hate smoosh-faced, noseless broads like Ellen Page. I like Old World Character in my women's faces. Ellen Page is another American fucking mutt.
Wtf @ theminimuncircus retardly interjecting.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 05:12 PM

I dunno. Never been attracted to Garner. Her face/jaw and those ugly lips are too much of a turn off for me. And she always looked old for some reason. Perpetually in her early to mid-30s. No. She is ugly.


REALLY?!

Um, yes. I do not find Garner attractive in the face at all. She's quite ugly (look at the closeness of her eyes & protruding chin). Though I suppose there is a certain level of averageness about her that appeals to some. She's not so lofty in appearance that one would find her manner off putting.

I don't begrudge those who do find Garner attractive. She lacks the girlishness that I find appealing, personally.

'girlishness' = 'appears to be under 12 years of age'

#1517 Damo Suzuki

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 05:19 PM

'girlishness' = 'appears to be under 12 years of age'

Well, I was thinking more along the lines of Garner having a rather obvious manly jawline.

But I can't deny the intrinsic beauty of a young woman either.
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 05:21 PM

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Her dress has pockets!! tf? Does she keep her pet frog in there?



Garner seems cool, but looks way too much like my sister.
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I see you by your dresser doing your make-up
Fluttering a Chinese fan in a Knoxville fashion
All last night you tossed and turned
Your body was hotter than the night Richmond burned
You say you had a bad nightmare about tractor trailers crashing
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#1519 yancy

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 05:23 PM

Incredible sig, 'tana.

#1520 tweed

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 05:30 PM

Incredible sig, 'tana.


Is there no way to view signatures in someone's profile? I have them turned off, so everytime there's a comment like this I go to the profile to check it out but never find it.
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