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#1801 Finn McCool

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 12:35 PM

This probably reveals my position on the matter:

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(the one on the left (they're Rainer Maria).)


She sorta looks like Elizabeth Frasier - pretty cute. Them dudes, though? I want to kick sand in their faces.
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#1802 Damo Suzuki

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 12:36 PM

her tits flapping all over the place.

You're projecting your own preference with this language. Believe me, if they were "flapping all over the place," I'd have had surgery already.

I'm generalizing here. If you, personally, are happy with your chest- that's cool. Love thy self and all that stuff.
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#1803 sKinnY

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 12:44 PM

I dated a girl who had breast reduction surgery for a while. lucky for me she had it done after we broke up.

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#1804 Midnite_Vulture

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 12:46 PM

Two ladies that have recently been sending the swoon-o-meter in overdrive

Jhumpa Lahiri-She's a fantastic writer, which itself is already kind of a turn-on, but her looks are like the cookie on top of the sorbet. Yowza.

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Lauren Velez-I'm just now getting into Dexter thanks to CBS and the writer's strike. Everytime she comes onto Dexter, I just shout at the televisioin, "Damn Dex, you stupid as hell. I'd hit that yo." I think she looks better now than when she first started out on New York Undercover.

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 01:01 PM

Two ladies that have recently been sending the swoon-o-meter in overdrive

Jhumpa Lahiri-She's a fantastic writer, which itself is already kind of a turn-on, but her looks are like the cookie on top of the sorbet. Yowza.

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She was just at Swedish American Museum in Chicago. (Were you there?) Also saw a write-up of her in Vogue. I noticed her beauty immediately.

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 02:30 PM

the two most attractive famous women whose last name begins with G are rebecca gayheart and vida guerra random semi-nonsequitor
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 02:34 PM

Oh, the jokes I'm passing up re the last 10-15 posts... :rolleyes:

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#1808 castaņa

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 02:39 PM

Man, NY Undercover, Torres and Williams. I had a crush on the blonde mature lieutenant.

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 03:01 PM

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Tony Ward.... oh yeah.
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#1810 Mitchell

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 03:09 PM

Haven't posted in this thread for a while and it appears to have moved on from whatever bullshit argument was going on weeks back, I imagine Deej was involved somewhere.

But anyway


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Emmy The Great.

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Edit, tried to make less like she's staring at Tony Ward's semi-automatic.
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 03:16 PM

She has nothing to worry about, dude's not packing.
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#1812 velocity

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 03:20 PM

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He's losing bulk, and aging well I think.

#1813 Montana

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 03:25 PM

Jennifer Tilly is a whole truckload of crazy. She could look like Allison Stokke and I'd still be turned off by her voice and personality.



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#1814 Finn McCool

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 03:43 PM

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Hey, how you going there, Velocity? Sooooo-ooooo...
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#1815 Vivian Darkbloom

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 03:45 PM

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Hey, how you going there, Velocity? Sooooo-ooooo...


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#1816 Finn McCool

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 03:59 PM

I'm squinting at that photo - trying to decipher the album titles behind him. I'm so guilty of immediate judgement when I visit somebody's place for the first time. Quick scan of the record shelves & bookshelves and it's pretty much wrapped up.
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#1817 Freddie Freelance

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 04:14 PM

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Hey, how you going there, Velocity? Sooooo-[i]ooooo[/i]...
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#1818 Finn McCool

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 04:19 PM

I assume that's Kira whats-her-butt that played bass in Black Flag for a bit? She's looking pretty good, sure, but that's a really ugly bass...looks like Prince threw up all over it.
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 04:32 PM

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#1820 Freddie Freelance

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 04:34 PM

I assume that's Kira whats-her-butt that played bass in Black Flag for a bit? She's looking pretty good, sure, but that's a really ugly bass...looks like Prince threw up all over it.

Better?

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I prefer Kira's Ric to that bass, sure, but its the most recent pic of her I found.
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