58 replies to this topic

[john the cool kid]

hi. my first post. i've always considered it a complement when someone notices you, but lately i've been attracting a lot of fat chicks who listen to bright eyes. now i don't know whether to be flattered or just kill myself. do they approach me because they feel i'm on their level and attainable? and do they have to be so aggressive in their pursuit. i'm not a fucking omlette.

[no magnets]

i think you're missing the point. as i see it, the problem seems to be that you're attracting bright eyes listeners in bulk.

[john the cool kid]

i think you're missing the point. as i see it, the problem seems to be that you're attracting bright eyes listeners in bulk.

all fat chicks like bright eyes and eeyore. they can't help it.

[Andyroo]

Good, only for the compliment factor. Bad, when they try to eat your arm off.

[6ome 9irl]

it means you're not intimidating enough.

[Hewletts Daughter]

this could be the best first post ever.

[SatanicCuckooClock]

are we talking obese (Star Jones pre-surgery)? I've gotta ask because everyone has a different definition of "fatty" these days. Some people think anything upwards of a size 4 is fat.

[john the cool kid]

are we talking obese (Star Jones pre-surgery)? I've gotta ask because everyone has a different definition of "fatty" these days.

Some people think anything upwards of a size 4 is fat.

i'm talking even their fingers are chubby fat.


people should go to the asian male thread. this is what really concerns me.

[Bleep Blop]

I had this happening to me for a little while. I hated it, especially because at the time the attractive girls wern't coming in full force,not even the attractive fat ones really. Either hope it's just a phase,or learn to love some extra skin. The Bright Eyes part is just unfortunate..

[Cinnamon P.]

I am no fan of fatties. sorry fat girls. where's new bedlam to complain about fat people again. (kidding kidding)

[john the cool kid]

i love pregnant women. whoops! wrong thread

[case quarter]

Everyone knows fat girls are only attracted to gay men.

[john the cool kid]

Everyone knows fat girls are only attracted to gay men.

let me clarify something.
i love bomb ass titties.

[case quarter]

Everyone knows fat girls are only attracted to gay men.

let me clarify something.
i love bomb ass titties.

Sorry, I had to...I read your Asian men post first.

[john the cool kid]

Everyone knows fat girls are only attracted to gay men.

let me clarify something.
i love bomb ass titties.

Sorry, I had to...I read your Asian men post first.

fair enough. when i reread it. i was like

[Duff.]

Hickman will be pleased the board's interesting again.

[Slackmo]

Hickman will be pleased the board's interesting again.

Maybe that means Hickman will get interesting again.

[Woodland Runner]

I used to be a fat kid myself. All throughout high school in fact. But now, i've gotten into shape. Now you would think that this would make me more considerate of fat people, but quite the opposite has happened. I figure, if i can get myself in shape (and i was a very lazy kid in my day), then so can anyone. So sorry fatties, no love from me.

[Jimmy TKB]

Fat chicks are the only broads who will give you a quality free bj in your car without needing a date first, and they never ask to meet your friends. Also they never complain that the drive thru is not a real date. Low maintenence and high satisfaction, they are great for a quick hit.

[Undercooked Sausage]

I had a short, stout, 16 year old girl flirting with me at a metric concert which was really annoying and distracting, she seemed dumb, and she didn't look good at all, so any attention she was paying attention to me meant nothing, and I usually love attention! I'm always like "hey girls asl!??" except then