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#1 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 01:53 PM

They're doing some work on the house or some shit, they're leaving in about an hour or so to go to some chinese buffet! But I can't wait that long! At the same time, I don't want to take a poo while they're right outside the bathroom, I need my privacy, yknow?
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#2 undo

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 01:54 PM

Stage fright.

#3 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 01:58 PM

I need my alone time. sorry.
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#4 6ome 9irl

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:00 PM

are you serious, we didn't even close the door in my house. my sister and i decided yesterday, the joy of family is that you'll always have someone you're okay with burping in front of. among other things.

#5 undo

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:00 PM

This is what happens when you eat a jar of coffee.

#6 WesterMats

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:01 PM

are you serious, we didn't even close the door in my house.

my sister and i decided yesterday, the joy of family is that you'll always have someone you're okay with burping in front of. among other things.


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#7 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:03 PM

are you serious, we didn't even close the door in my house.

my sister and i decided yesterday, the joy of family is that you'll always have someone you're okay with burping in front of. among other things.

Seriously? I actually thought you'd relate to me on this one. This is how my family is though I guess, we like our privacy


UPDATE: my parents have now left the building! Let the good times roll!
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#8 6ome 9irl

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:09 PM

yeah, i'm kinda surprised at my family. i used to shower with my mom when i was a little girl. pretty innocent and it gave me a healthy view of a woman's body. my sister and i used to shower together too when we were little. i guess we weren't very private at all with that stuff.

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:09 PM

Saves water.

#10 6ome 9irl

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:10 PM

srsly!

#11 AFTERSHOCK

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:23 PM

What? You think they've never seen / heard / smelled yer poop before? :lol:
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#12 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:25 PM

Not since I stopped shitting my pants in the 9th grade.
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:40 PM

Saves water.


But think of all the wasted semen from reading about some girl and her sister in the shower together.

#14 BRANDON BOYD FROM INCUBUS

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:46 PM

5/5

#15 TJENZ

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:46 PM


my sister and i used to shower together

do you guys soap each other up?
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#16 Nick

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:48 PM

banned to teh extreme

#17 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:49 PM

too high class for poop discussions and masturbation jokes about some girl and her sister huh nick
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#18 6ome 9irl

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:50 PM

dudes, we were like 4 and 10.

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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:52 PM

I don't care if my parents know i'm dropping a load. But I'm shutting the god-damnd door.
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:52 PM

dudes, we were like 4 and 10.

why do have to wreck everything