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#1 dice

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 05:21 PM

ok, so there was a big debate at "work" today about the relative hotness of recent female yellowball hitters. the biggest dispute centered around anna kournikova and maria sharapova. not WHO is hotter (kournikova is the general consensus) but by how much. my buddy (we'll call him jim) made the outlandish statement that if he was headed back to his apartment with sharapova and saw kournikova walking down the street, he'd ditch the former just to take a shot at the latter. the rest of us pretty much think that kournikova is the clear winner but sharapova (right) isn't exactly eating her dust

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a split decision was reached on martina hingis. jim and yours truly (we'll call me andy) both dig her, but the others don't. i preferred her a few years ago with the short hair whereas jim thinks that long hair is ALWAYS better (winona ryder, anyone?!)

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the best statement came from a guy who you can call chuck but who i call "c-note": "i hate how society tells me i'm supposed to thing serena williams is hot." dead on, c, dead on. serena's just a fucking linebacker with huge tits. sister venus, on the other hand, i've always thought ain't too shabby. the others were lukewarm about venus, however. but i'll include both for jigga's sake

another interesting candidate is some chick named kirilenko:

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and marat safin's girlfriend (peek-a-boo!):

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and i used to like steffi graf (most guys don't 'cause of her nose, but i don't mind it):

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here's the gf of marcos baghdatis:

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and that of lleyton hewitt:

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and pete sampras's wife:

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jelena dokic:

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and what the hell. we'll throw in andy roddick's ex, mandy moore, as well

so that's a baker's dozen

and here's my ranking (subject to revision):

kournikova
safin's girlfriend
sharapova
sampras's wife
baghdatis's gf
dokic
kirilenko
graf
mandy moore
hingis
hewitt's gf
venus
serena
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#2 solace

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 05:23 PM

headlights on for safety

#3 Simakos

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 05:24 PM

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i vote for the nipples
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#4 Binko

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 05:28 PM

I don't have the patience to rank all of them, but Jelena Dokic has always been my favorite. I also prefer Sharapova by far to Kournikova (never been a big fan of hers).

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 05:29 PM

you've completely left out my top spot -- Daniela Hanchutova...get googlin...
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 05:48 PM

old school:

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 05:49 PM

you've completely left out my top spot -- Daniela Hanchutova...get googlin...

am i the only man alive who thinks kournikova is ridiculously overrated? oh, and hantuchova is tremendous.

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 05:55 PM

Girl needs a ham sandwich.

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 06:00 PM

oh, and hantuchova is tremendous.

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is she really a 12 year old boy? yuck.
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#10 boobs

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 08:11 PM

Jesus like 75% of those girls are interchangeable.
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#11 undo

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 08:13 PM

If I wasn't on my parents' computer I'd hunt down and post some pics that would take this thread to another level.

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 08:33 PM

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turkey's done!

"what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?

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#13 Demon_Cleaner

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:13 PM

Get with the program guys, Vaidisova is the new princess.

#14 6ome 9irl

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:23 PM

they're all too white girl for me. tennis, blah.

#15 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:26 PM

yaaa dark meat
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#16 6ome 9irl

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:28 PM

i'm not talking about skin tone. white girl features. like wasp-y.

#17 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:29 PM

waspy? like hornets? oh i get it. i think hornet = horny? = sexy alright yeah
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:30 PM

I wonder if they think I'm hot?

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:30 PM

More to your liking?

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#20 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:32 PM

it looks like she's storing two turtle shells in her butt.
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