I'm sick of these hype ads.
BTW, what's the difference between the 2?
Tag and Axe
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Undersized Sausage
, Jun 15 2006 11:49 PM
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Hipster
Posted 16 June 2006 - 12:00 AM
BTW, what's the difference between the 2?
One sucks and the other blows.
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future thug
Posted 16 June 2006 - 12:17 AM
I own a $1 sample bottle of Axe and I've never applied it for more than 1 continuous second of spraying. I own no other fragrence products, besides deodorant, which doesn't count.
I feel like a cliche and a bastard for even owning this small sample of it, especially when I see those ads. Awful.
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Undercooked Sausage
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 12:31 AM
at least you don't have to worry about emitting a turgid mexican aroma every few moments Undo. It's hard being me.
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 12:55 AM
My house is like a giant burrito.
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 09:48 AM
i just use some nice smelling bodywash & deodorant..... i spice it up w/ real cologne, but those spray on shits fuck it all up
"the ladies have been checking me out lately.... could it be the 10 push-ups i've been cranking out every other Sunday? - Perhaps!" -Scrubs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
"After much thought into this, I have finally come to a conclusion as to why the ‘Meet the Spartans’ commercial is so funny:
It is an interesting choice to have Sanjaya sing ‘I’m not gay,’ as his final words on earth. As he is plummeting into a seemingly bottomless pit, he does not say ‘dear god no,’ ‘I love you mom,’ or even simply ‘argh.’ He instead takes the moment to reaffirm to the world, in spite of their doubts, that he is not a homosexual. Not only that, but he continues to sing, despite falling to his certain death. The distinct lack of plausibility of this situation is what produces giggles from our mouth. It is the antithesis to the belief that ‘it’s funny because it is true.’"
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Golden God
Posted 16 June 2006 - 09:55 AM
Yeah. I haven't worn a fragrance since... I don't know when. Why would I spend a hundred bucks to cover up pheromones? Women like (clean) guy smell. Unless I'm wrong, in which case, speak up, ladies.i just use some nice smelling bodywash & deodorant.
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Maître D'
Posted 16 June 2006 - 09:57 AM
that's the problem. they like the smell of a clean guy, but they dont' realize their cooch loves them unscented pheremones.
Yeah. I haven't worn a fragrance since... I don't know when. Why would I spend a hundred bucks to cover up pheromones? Women like (clean) guy smell. Unless I'm wrong, in which case, speak up, ladies.i just use some nice smelling bodywash & deodorant.
""what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?
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J Rex
Posted 16 June 2006 - 09:58 AM
Soap and deodorant is all a guy needs. Some guys just have a sexy natural scent. When I was married, I used to love sleeping on Eric's side of the bed because it smelled so great.
What do guys like their girls to smell like?
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 10:00 AM
The Nick Lachay commercial for the Click stuff has some cute chicks in it, but they are neutralizedby how stupid the ad is.
Chanel, L'Occitane Verbena, and Aveda. And make-up. I love the smell of make-up.
What do guys like their girls to smell like?
Chanel, L'Occitane Verbena, and Aveda. And make-up. I love the smell of make-up.
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Golden God
Posted 16 June 2006 - 10:02 AM
For some reason I like a nice, subtle shampoo smell in the hair. Other than that, just "her smell." And I don't mean that in the filthy way. Well, sometimes.What do guys like their girls to smell like?
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Golden God
Posted 16 June 2006 - 10:04 AM
baconWhat do guys like their girls to smell like?
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Maître D'
Posted 16 June 2006 - 10:04 AM
What do guys like their girls to smell like?
Boone's Farm wine and Busch Light.
""what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?
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J Rex
Posted 16 June 2006 - 10:10 AM
shit, i can do that. will the boys come a'knockin'?
What do guys like their girls to smell like?
Boone's Farm wine and Busch Light.
(Boone's Farm reminds me of my first Metro staff party in 1997. I was meeting a server there and was trying to act grown up since I lied about my age and showed up with Bartles and James wine coolers and Boone's Farm. Everyone laughed because they thought it was a joke. Thank god they didn't realize that I was just a moron.)
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 10:12 AM
(Boone's Farm reminds me of my first Metro staff party in 1997. I was meeting a server there and was trying to act grown up since I lied about my age and showed up with Bartles and James wine coolers and Boone's Farm. Everyone laughed because they thought it was a joke. Thank god they didn't realize that I was just a moron.)
Where was this at? I was probably there, but don't remember laughing at you.
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 10:26 AM
Hayley Murphy's apartment. Gub laughed and then noogied me.
(Boone's Farm reminds me of my first Metro staff party in 1997. I was meeting a server there and was trying to act grown up since I lied about my age and showed up with Bartles and James wine coolers and Boone's Farm. Everyone laughed because they thought it was a joke. Thank god they didn't realize that I was just a moron.)
Where was this at? I was probably there, but don't remember laughing at you.
