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#1 The Good Dr Bill

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 07:19 AM

All right, so I'm not gonna be doing the first competition for a bit yet, but I wanted to get the ground rules straight before this thing gets off the ground. So here's how I see it working:

1. I will post a category name and a brief description of the category, if need be. At that pont, I will wait for volunteers to face-off in the category. You can volunteer however, just post in the thread saying "I volunteer" or "I'll do it" or something along those lines. Once the first person volunteers, they will have a half an hour to be challenged by a second volunteer, if after a half hour no one volunteers, that person automatically wins the category and we move on to the next (and most likely will come back to that category later).

2. Once two people have volunteered, the game will start. The game consists of six questions, and the first volunteer will get the first question. If one player does not know the answer to his or her question, the competitor will have a chance to answer and steal the question before the question goes dead. The player with the most points (1 for each Q answered correctly) at the end of the round wins.

3. YOU CAN NOT ANSWER A QUESTION WHEN IT IS NOT BEING ASKED OF YOU, answering out of turn will result in an automatic point for your competitor. Likewise, if you are not currently in a competition and you answer questions that are not yours, you will be disqualified from the whole WSOPC.

4. If scores are tied after six questions, we will go to a tiebreaker. You will be asked a question that has multiple answers, you and your competitor will name them one at a time until an incorrect answer is given or a previous answer is repeated. This is done Spelling Bee style, so if the first player misses, the second player will have to provide a correct answer to win the tiebreaker, otherwise we will be forced into a second tiebreaker. Please wait until I confirm that your competitor's answer is correct before posting one of your own.

5. During each category, you will have one minute from the time I post a question to provide an answer to your question, and similarly with each tiebreaker. If at any point during the competition you need to leave your computer, post "TO" or "Time Out" in the thread, and you will have ten minutes to return to your computer. Please post "TI" or "Time In" once you have returned. If you do not return within ten minutes, the round will continue without you. Players are only allowed one TO per round.

6. At least for the first round, we are playing double-win/double-elimination, so you have to win twice to advance to the next round, and if you lose one round you still have to lose another before being out of the World Series. After the first sixteen players win two games, the first round is over, and regardless of how many games won or lost the rest of the field has, they will be eliminated from the competition.

I think that should be about it for now. No cheating of any form, obviously--that means Google for one thing, but it also means please don't go looking through your CD stacks or DVD collections to find answers--you should be using no aids but that big ol' brain of yours.

Here's the list of the 32 competitors. Scores will be updated here so you can keep tabs on how everyone's doing.

Round One:

Bold = Advanced to second round
Striked = Eliminated from competition

Agrimorfee (2-1)
Big Pink (1-2)
BobtheSquid (2-0)
Bobzilla (0-1)
Dr. Jimmy (0-2)
Efrim (a.k.a. "I'm the Man Now, Dog") (0-2)
El Douche (2-1)
Elemeno P.T. (1-2)
Films Camera (1-2)
Geoneb (a.k.a. "The Anal Eliminator") (1-1)
Hero (2-1)
Jasmine (a.k.a. "Pokin' Cerebellum")
Kmac (a.k.a. Team Sight Beyond Sight) (1-2)
Little Jess (2-1)
Mad Clown (2-1)
Midnite Vulture (2-0)
MitchellStirling (2-0)
Music Saves (2-0)
Musicgurl (a.k.a. Team "and weebs") (1-1)
No Magnets (1-2)
Paul
Pavement Ist Rad (1-1)
Revenge of TKB II: The Quickening (0-2)
Rob Gordon (1-2)
Ryan (0-1)
Saskadelphia
Scarymuppet (a.k.a Team Unwanted Pregnancy) (2-1)
SkinnyHips (team Suspicious Whiskers) (0-2)
Slackmo (2-0)
Tom (a.k.a. Team Young Wet Bitches) (2-0)
Tsytu (2-1)
Uncle O'Grimacey (a.k.a. Car Wash Change Thief Action Squad) (2-1)
Undo (0-2)
Westermats (1-1)
Worrywort (1-2)


If you have any questions, feel free to post them in this thread. If not, best of luck to all of you, as we start the 2006 SOMB World Series of Pop Culture.

Round Two:

Agrimorfee (2-1)
BobtheSquid (2-1)
El Douche (2-1)
Geoneb (a.k.a. "The Anal Eliminator") (0-2)
Hero (2-0)
Little Jess (2-1)
Mad Clown (0-2)
Midnite Vulture (2-0)
MitchellStirling (0-1)
Music Saves (1-1)
Musicgurl (a.k.a. Team "and weebs") (0-1)
Scarymuppet (a.k.a Team Unwanted Pregnancy) (2-0)
Slackmo (2-1)
Tom (a.k.a. Team Young Wet Bitches) (1-2)
Tystu (0-2)
Uncle O'Grimacey (a.k.a. Car Wash Change Thief Action Squad)

Round Three (Elite Eight):

Agrimorfee (1-3)
BobtheSquid (2-2, lost tiebreaker)
El Douche (3-1)
Hero (3-0)
Little Jess (0-3)
Midnite Vulture (2-1, win by default)
Scarymuppet (1-2, loss by default
Slackmo (2-2, won tiebreaker)
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#2 Agrimorfee

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 07:29 AM

This will be either a shining moment in SOMB history or a complete trainwreck. Either way, I am a- quivering with excitement.
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#3 Mitchell

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 07:37 AM

I'm just back from lunch now, I'll be free (to do this) in about 5 hours.
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#4 The Good Dr Bill

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 07:50 AM

Some general notes about the questions:

Categories should be more specific, in general, than the VH1 show. Not all of them, but most. With this specificity comes an assumed expertise about subject matter--in other words, don't volunteer for a Seinfeld category just because you used to casually watch the show in the 90s, volunteer for a Seinfeld category if you know pretty much everything there is to know about Seinfeld. The questions will be fairly tough.

And obviously, there will be more music questions than anything else--I'll try to keep the percentage at 50 at the highest, but it's the stuff that I (and probably most other people here) know best so there'll be a lot of it.
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#5 Agrimorfee

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 08:26 AM

Could you please guestimate what time you will begin calling out the categories?
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Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog

Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.

#6 The Good Dr Bill

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 08:29 AM

probably nine your time
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#7 The Good Dr Bill

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 08:58 AM

Category #1: Songs about masturbation Now taking volunteers
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#8 Agrimorfee

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:00 AM

Category #1: Songs about masturbation

Now taking volunteers


Count me in
"Is everyone on here just an act sometimes?"--Hummingbird

Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.

Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')

Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog

Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.

#9 The Good Dr Bill

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:06 AM

a challenger?
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#10 no magnets

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:07 AM

my biggest worry is that i'll be in a meeting when a category that i can slay is announced.

#11 TJENZ

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:08 AM

If the category was masturbation, that's something I know I have a solid grip on. Songs about beating the bishop, well I can only think of two. So I'm holding back, for now.

#12 Agrimorfee

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:09 AM

(keeping in mind that Mitch said he wouldn't be on for 5 hours, should there be a forfeit/default to the 1st competitor--if a 2nd compeititor does not step up, say in a time limit of 5 minutes or something?)
"Is everyone on here just an act sometimes?"--Hummingbird

Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.

Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')

Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog

Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.

#13 without_opinion

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:09 AM

screw it. i'm down. bring it aggie.
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#14 Rob Gordon

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:11 AM

ok...what the heck I'm in never mind...next time then
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#15 The Good Dr Bill

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:11 AM

(keeping in mind that Mitch said he wouldn't be on for 5 hours, should there be a forfeit/default to the 1st competitor--if a 2nd compeititor does not step up, say in a time limit of 5 minutes or something?)


as said in the rules, it's a half-hour time limit. But looks like we have a second volunteer, so let's get started.
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#16 Agrimorfee

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:11 AM

screw it. i'm down. bring it aggie.


No puns intended I assume? :lol:
"Is everyone on here just an act sometimes?"--Hummingbird

Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.

Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')

Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog

Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.

#17 The Good Dr Bill

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:14 AM

Question #1 goes to Aggy. What 1994 Modern Rock #1 features the line "When masturbation's lost its fun, you're fucking lonely"?
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#18 DrJimmy

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:15 AM

Question #1 goes to Aggy.

What 1994 Modern Rock #1 features the line "When masturbation's lost its fun, you're fucking lonely"?


i have a strong urge to shout out answers. but i'll keep a muzzle on it.

#19 Rob Gordon

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:16 AM

yikes....and remember folks...let's do this right...NO cheating
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#20 Agrimorfee

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 09:16 AM

Question #1 goes to Aggy.

What 1994 Modern Rock #1 features the line "When masturbation's lost its fun, you're fucking lonely"?


(tick tock tick tock,,,,) shit, no clue....guess I should have sat this out...
"Is everyone on here just an act sometimes?"--Hummingbird

Read all of my stupid song parodies here. Latest song improved/ruined: "Once Again" by Girl Talk.

Listen to my stupid song parodies, recorded a capella via cell phone, at vocalo.org .(search 'agrimorfee')

Read the slowly developing history of classic putative rock band The Anderson Council at my cheap, bland blog

Might as well throw my Last.fm page here, too.