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[Pavement Ist Rad]

It'll be like the "Human Studies" thread, but shitty.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
- Jumped off the back of an electric scooter and fell onto the sidewalk.

2. WHAT IS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS?
- Strokes, Ramones, Beatles, Weezer, VU posters. Intonation 2005 “poster.”

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL LOOK LIKE?
- It’s a flippy thingy. It’s blueish. Greyish, maybe.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
- INDIE ROCK, Ween, The Dwarves, The Replacements - Let It Be

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
- Hammer time.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING
- Lunch.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
- My cat. Blink 182.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
- I don’t know, my guitar? Pinkerton? Mr. Show DVDs?

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
- No.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
- Sure.

12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
- Rivers Cuomo, almost. Jens Lekman, probably

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
- Uh…

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
- Brown. Blue. Who gives a fuck? It’s all about what color their nipples are.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
- Sound Opinions Message Board

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINk??
- Water.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
- Grease.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
- Chicken.

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
- I don’t know, Tim Poison? LOL @ that guy

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
- Who cares?

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
- Yeah, I like anybody. And everybody.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
- Please fuck off, seriously.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
- See above answer.

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
- Beth’s car because Weezer is always playing.

26. Do you have a boner right now?
- No.

27. HOW BIG IS YOUR BONER?
- It doesn’t exist at this time. It’s always different sizes.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
- Broads who don’t stay put are WORTHLESS, so no.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
- By AOL Instant Messenger, of course. Also, a golden shower. By AOL Instant Messenger, of course.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
- OK.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
- Brunettes, I guess.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
- People who threaten to be as cool as me.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
- Yep.

35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
- Weezer’s “Make Believe” album. Also, broads who are fun, fun, fun in the sun with a cinnamon bun.

36. COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM?
- White power.

37. FIRST JOB?
- None.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
- Probably.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT ?
- Looking at MySpace bulletins

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
- I would get Thurston Moore’s mole removed from his neck.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
- Because Ian did and I want to be just like him.

42 WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ON MOST?
- Hair. Music stuff. Yeah.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
- I would laugh.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
- Cake. Money. Pavement reunion.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
- None.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
- I’m named after Garret Klahn from Texas Is The Reason. Seriously. I’m not kidding.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
- Who the fuck does this? Ha, ha.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
- They’re all delicious.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
- A couple weeks ago, probably

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
- What’s not to like?

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
- Carrots.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
- Many.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
- Warped Tour 2001 Compilation, probably.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
- Fuck yeah. I rule.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
- Probably. Yeah, actually! Ha, ha. I’m remembering it now. What a bitch that one chick was. Ha, ha.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
- It’s what’s on the inside that counts. Of course, you have to be goddamn smoking hot for me to even consider counting what’s on the inside.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
- Probably by screaming, “FUCK!” or something like that.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
- School, I guess.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
- No.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
- Legos? I don’t know.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
- Thirty.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
- Yes.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
- My keys.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
- Tim Poison: G-Rock, Grock
- The World Wide Web: Paves
- There are other ones, but I don’t want to talk about those.

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
- Hell no.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
- I love that off-white vanilla bean crap, honestly.

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
- I like ‘em all.

73. WHO DO YOU MISS RIGHT NOW?
- DAN! BETH! RIVERS!

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
- What?

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
- YES.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
- LuMP – Chicago XX

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
- The skin around my fingernails.

78.THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
- MY DAD.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
- Oh, I don't know, probably their personality. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JSUT KIIDDING I MEANT THE SIZE OF THEIR TITS CUZ THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT WORKS OVER HERE. SORRY LADIES.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
- Ben Gibbard? OK Computer? Poncey emo haircuts? I don’t know.

82. FAVORITE DRINK(S)?
- Orange juice. Dr. Pepper.

83. ZODIAC SIGN:
- Pisces.

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
- Four square.

85 What's your hair color?
- Brown, goddamnit.

86. EYE COLOR?
- Blue.

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
- No, I’m not a pussy.

88. SIBLINGS?
- Bro.

89. HAVE ANY HEROES?
- Mark Prindle, of course.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
- Sometimes.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
- Porn?

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
- Indie rock festival days.

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
- Of course.

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
- Both suck/rule.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
- Golden showers.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
- Multi-night stands, I suppose.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
- Chicken fries!

98. Who is least likely to answer these questions?
- The answer to this question is just way too extensive to bother answering.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
- Reading is gay, seriously.

100. ARE YOU IN LOVE W/ANYONE?
- Answer is always YES! I’m just that full of love. Yep.

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edit: does it have to be Paves' survey? Whatever 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I don't really have any noticeable ones 2. WHAT IS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS? posters (Sonic Youth, David Bowie, Intonation '05, Don Cab, Promise Ring) 3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL LOOK LIKE? grey, and it has no colors. It has tetris though. 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? see signature 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? something, August 22 1988 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING no idea. TG 25 tickets? I need to be less broke. 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? nothing at the moment 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? my shitty car 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? no 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? no 12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I haven't in a while 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? Axe for the classy gentleman 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? brunettes; I don't care about eye color 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? in front of a reflective surface 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINk?? calm down

[BRANDON BOYD FROM INCUBUS]

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? - I was a pretty bad cutter until my third birthday. 2. WHAT IS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS? - Islands poster, poster of link about to strike w/ the master sword 3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL LOOK LIKE? - Like the cell phone you get for free with a T-Mobile contract 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? - hip hop, indie pop, also some rock and roll, dance 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? - 12:51 lol 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING - A smaller penis 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? - Not having to pay bills 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? - My brain, computer, collection of hos 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? - Yes 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? - Sometimes 12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? - A 17 year old girl 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? - in Germany 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? - Brown/brown, or black/brown (i like asians/latinas) 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? - Hardee's 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINk?? - Coffee 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? - Love 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? - I'm full, not craving anything 19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? - some girl (not the poster some girl) 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? - Life 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? - Of course 26. Do you have a boner right now? - No. 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? - Pot 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? - Newjack by Ted Conover 100. ARE YOU IN LOVE W/ANYONE? - Yes iam a whore

[ladytron: the tv series]

It'll be like the "Human Studies" thread, but shitty.

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
- Beth’s car because Weezer is always playing.

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this is because you guys got made when i started to play techno!

[ladytron: the tv series]

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
- face eaten by dog

2. WHAT IS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS?
- scientific journals, articles, pictures of rainforests, animals, pictures of drunk friends, random posters

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL LOOK LIKE?
- painted hot pink with warhammer paints but its chipping like mad so it looks badass

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
- started listening to house/techno just this summer! how exciting

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
- just asked my mom: "psh i dont remember". thanks ma.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING
- to live in chicago

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
-sean trevor

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
- my data (in spreadsheet form, binder form, notebook form, bloodslide form, microscopic photograph form, etc), my bike, beingbubbly&smart

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
- no

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
- fuck yes. afraid of monsters still

12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
- my lawyer


14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
- Brown hair, eyes that are sort of brown but really you have no fucking clue what color they are

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
- someplace where i can escape

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINk??
- Coffee

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
- mushrooms

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
- 7 layer dip

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
- dan- yea the poster

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
- my chickie duckie stuff animal i got when i was born from my aunt. apparently no one was sure if was a chicken or a duck, hence the name. its one goofy looking stuffed animal

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
- at any given time i have about a crush on about 10 different people. this week, you are probably one of them.

26. Do you have a boner right now?
- yes

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
- shoes!!

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
- GRE EXAM COMPREHENSIVE PROGRAM

100. ARE YOU IN LOVE W/ANYONE?
- haha, thatll be the day...
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[Undercooked Sausage]

[quote name='Pavement Ist Rad' date='Aug 13 2006, 02:53 PM' post='163143']
It'll be like the "Human Studies" thread, but shitty.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
- Fell and cracked my shin open and blood was everywhere! I WAS LITERALLY SWIMMING IN BLOOD!! Then I didn't put a band-aid or neosporin or anything on it and it scarred.

2. WHAT IS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS?
- A bunch of video game and music posters. Also a Ren & Stimpy poster.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL LOOK LIKE?
- It's white. It looks like everyone elses cell phone.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
- Weezer- Make Believe and not much else.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
- Midnight, may 7, 1986. People were probably listening to Queen Is Dead or some stupid shit like that.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING
- Enough money to pay my cell phone bill for this month. I'm not sure if I can.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
- My mom, where is she right now? I hope she's making dinner or something. My brother when he used to live with us. My dog. He was awesome.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
- My "Fatter Than Albert" sticker.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
- No.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
- No.

12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
- I can't remember. Well I can, but it was a long time ago.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
- I put on some Antonio Banderas cologne once. I didn't get laid though.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
- i dunno this thing is too long, i'm bored.

[Hewletts Daughter]

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? A shark mask, a pair of drumsticks, a cd Disc Replay wouldn't buy from me, and a hooded sweathshirt (or a "hoodie" as you youngins call them). Oh yeah, also some Fun Dip that got spilled and a bendable Horace Grant doll. 2. Who would make your perfect partner? Like in a tag team match, because if that's what we're talking about, then it would be the British Bulldog. He would compliment my speed well. But he's dead. 3. What is your favorite all time sports team? I like the Cubs alot even though they're pretty awful pretty much always. 4. What was the last thing you threw up? Beer and mustard. 5. What was your favorite Halloween costume? I was a fan of Zombie Lincoln this past year...especially getting into fights with Zombie John Wilkes Booth. 6. What is the last funny text message you received? I think Gena texted me something about Reel Big Fish last night. I dunno. I should look back on that. 7. Have you ever had a private maid? No, but I have a throng of slaves in my backyard....... 8. When was the last time you licked someone? I dunno, a week ago maybe? What the fuck kind of survey is this? 9. What is the last thing you regret purchasing? A cockring three sizes to small. My dad always says "Try them on first" but I ignore him. wtf? 10. Whatchu Kno about Dat? Fuck you 11. Have you ever run away? Fuck you 12. What is your favorite episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Fuck you 21. where were you an hour ago? Playing video games downstaiiiiiiiiirs 22. Where were you last year this time? Probably sitting in my room or at the Gap or Sam Goody. What does it matter...noone really cares. 23. What is the largest amount of money you spent in one store? A few hundred at Best Buy getting an XBOX 360. Best purchase ever I think. 24. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Hehehe....vagina. 25. When is the last time you went to the mall? Like two weeks ago? 26. Are you wearing socks right now? Yeah...on my dick... 27. When was the last time you went out of town? May when I went to shitty Milwaukee for several nights of debauchery and chicken bowls. 28. What was the last thing you had to drink? V8 berry fusion juiceyjuice 29. What are you wearing right now? A cocksock 30. Have you been in a car wash? This question is for fatties to answer only. 31. Last fast food you ate? An undercooked Turkey Burger I grilled last night. Fucking dumb move, Derek. 32. Where were you last week on Saturday? Lollapalooza and some party that involved the Mustard Game. 33. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Cocksocks 34. When is the last time you ran? Middle of the summer...maybe a month ago? 35. What's the last sporting event you watched? Cubs game yesterday 36. What is your favorite class? Fuck you 37. Your dream vacation? Good weather and lots of coke. 38. Last persons house you were in? Dev-Dev's. I beat the shit out of his drums. 40. What gets on your nerves? Question number 40 41. Do you miss anyone? LaTroy Hawkins.... 42. Last movie you saw? Was it Clerks II? I think it was Clerks II. Oh wait, no, I saw Sodomy and Gomorrah 7 like two nights ago. It was ok. Part 5 was better. 43. What are your plans for tonight? Wash my hair? 44. Who is the last person you sent a message to on myspace? Uhrm, that girl I know who works for the Devil Rays. 45. Ever go to camp? Band camp...seriously....and a concentration camp. too soon(?) 46. Were you an honor roll student in school? Awww yea 47. What do you want to know about the future? Will my next cockring fit? 48. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? Boy I hate cologne 49. Are you hungry? Now that you mention it, survey, I could go for some food right about now. 50. What kind of hairstyle/color do you like on the opposite/same sex? Bald 51. Do you like sushi? I take the fish out of the tank at the Dentist's office and just bite into them. It's kind of a nasty habit of mine. 52. Do you have a tan? I guess you could call it that 53. How old do you want to be when you have kids? Children=Delicious 54. Do you collect anything? STD's 55. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? Almost was arrested back in April. That was really really a great story. 57. How do you like your drinks? In a glass 58. Do you like hot sauce? You know that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where the fellatio expert tells Larry that the spicier of foods you eat, the better your cum tastes so he proceeds to like down a bottle of hot sauce basically and then gets really really sick? That was a great episode. 60. Are you someones best friend? I am EVERYONE'S best friend and I don't want to hear otherwise. 61. Are you rich? I can barely afford a fucking burrito. Jesus Christ, survey, rub my fiduciary difficulties in my face some more. Fuck you.

[Undercooked Sausage]

2. WHAT IS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS?
- Islands poster, poster of link about to strike w/ the master sword

I think I have this poster too. He and Shiek are fighting a bunch of moblins and skeletons and lizards and shit.

[without_opinion]

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? - smashed my chin on the sidewalk 2. WHAT IS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS? an "essence of running" poster and some various other crap 3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL LOOK LIKE? blue & gray 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? the good stuff 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 3:14am. 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING right now? a week away from everyone 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? balls hit back up the middle. i can't field my position for shit. 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? my grandfather's big ben bottle opener from WWII 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? nope 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? sometimes 12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? yikes, thats been a long time. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? - Uh… 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? dark with curls. 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? i'm the one doing the proposing 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINk?? neither 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? bacon & sausage 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? another burrito. 19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? people i work with. gd this is long. 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? around 145 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? mint choc chip 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? carrot juice, i wanna squeeze you everyway until you bleed. 78.THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? - MY DAD. 89. HAVE ANY HERPES? - hell no!! i'm clean.

[Undercooked Sausage]

This thread really makes me want a burrito.

[red]

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
cut my finger while opening a bag with a knife. I bled forever.

2. WHAT IS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS?
a mirror

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL LOOK LIKE?
which cell? Cell phone, jail cell, blood cells…???

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
all polka all the time

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Some ungodly early time like 6am or something. I was too young to remember exactly.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING
to not be hungover

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Where is my mind?

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
my dog

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
not really

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
only if I’m on the train and the lights go out. That freaks me out.

12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
me

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
right now I’m wearing Shi. Don’t I smell purdy?

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Dark hair…any eye color will do…except red.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
It's already happened on myspace…freakin’ weirdos.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINk??
banana smoothie

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
mushrooms

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
something chocolate.

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
everybody loves me

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
how the hell can anyone be expected to remember this.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Yeah, he’s nice.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
uh, no.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
no.

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
One that I’ll win on the Price is Right

26. Do you have a boner right now?
holy crap, how did you know?

27. HOW BIG IS YOUR BONER?
you should be afraid

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Leaving? Leaving the country, leaving the earth, leaving for college, leaving me??? What the hell is with these lame-o vague questions.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
smack them around…you always hurt the ones you love

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
no.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
I don’t dig blondes

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
stupid people

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
yes, I threw up on the boarder of Canada while they were checking our ids.

35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
boys who like good music and don’t smoke. And chocolate.

36. COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM?
I’m starting to think I shouldn’t have started this stupid quiz. I need to go back to bed.

37. FIRST JOB?
fast food restaurant…Would you like fries with that?

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
yeah, I think so.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT ?
talking on the phone and eating veggies

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I’m perfect

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
All the kids are doing it and I’m trying to recapture my youth.

42 WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ON MOST?
my eyes.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
make it myself

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Hey, today’s my birthday. What a coincidence. I want sex and money. More of it.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
none right now. Maybe a couple down the road. Maybe.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
my mom’s best friend from high school.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
no

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
What the hell kind of question is this?

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
It’s been a couple months

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I don’t really care enough to like or dislike it. Besides, who actually writes anymore.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
haha

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
sure

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Superstars of Christmas 1995. Where the hell did that come from anyhow?

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I’d probably have a big crush on me

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
yes, buy not to anyone that mattered

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
yes, but looks aren’t everything. Intelligence and a sense of humor are more important

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
running…it works

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
No.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Not anymore. All it took was one guy to ruin that for me.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Is this damn quiz over yet

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
115…I just counted.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
can’t live without it and appreciate those who use it wisely.

I’ve had enough of this. I’m going to go take a nap.

[sKinnY]

It'll be like the "Human Studies" thread, but shitty.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
-my newest one on my elbow resembles one of Charlie's angels. I got it from skating drunk after drinking with simakos, biggie and mat at beat kitchen.

2. WHAT IS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS?
- some black and white photos.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL LOOK LIKE?
- a black flip phone

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
- rock music

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
- 4:20am

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING
- an early early retirement

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
- joel hodgeson from the original MST3K

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
- my autographed bob dylan lyric book

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
- yes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
- a little bit

12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
- my aunt

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
- i hate that shit

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
- red and pink

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
- the gutter

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINk??
- coffee

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
- sausage n garlic

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
- poon

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
- my ol lady

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
- probably a baby bib or something

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
- no...i have a certain type that i like and the rest i hate.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
- god know

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
- vision street wear

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
- a benz.

26. Do you have a boner right now?
- no sir

27. HOW BIG IS YOUR BONER?
- big enough

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
- oh yeah...we're all leaving for somewhere/.....right?

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
- sky writer

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
- a number from one to a hundred

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
- Brunettes.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
- people

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
- yes

35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
- my lack of length

36. COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM?
- white and green

37. FIRST JOB?
- dishwasher

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
- yup

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT ?
- drinking coffee and putting off my work.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
- calve implants..duh

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
- i have nothing going on right now.

42 WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ON MOST?
- my sweet ass

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
- make my own

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
- a squirrel

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
- a few

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
- my dad and my grampie

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
- ummm...no

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
- the middle one and not cuz i'ts THAT finger either.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
- last summer

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
- oh yeah of course....i fuckin adore it.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
- turkay

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
- oh yes

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
- Rooney

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
- of course

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
- yes sir

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
- to me yes...to other people...probably not.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
- i say cunt alot

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
- mchenry illinois

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
- No.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
- bb gun

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
- 50

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
- oh no never

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
- someone who thinks i'm great

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
- raybot, mona, dr humples

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
- only when drunk

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
- cookies and cream if that's a real flavor.

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
- green, red

73. WHO DO YOU MISS RIGHT NOW?
- alot of people

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
- none

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
- i don't care

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
- opie and anthony

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
- turkey and swiss on wheat

78.THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
- richter.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
- eyes and ass

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
- radiohead, flavor of the day

82. FAVORITE DRINK(S)?
- water, wittekerke

83. ZODIAC SIGN:
- virgo

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
- baseball

85 What's your hair color?
- Brown, goddamnit.

86. EYE COLOR?
- Blue.

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
-yes i do.

88. SIBLINGS?
- Bro.

89. HAVE ANY HEROES?
- yes

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
- uh huh

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
- wgn morning news

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
- new years eve

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
- nope

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
- damnit..winter

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
- kisses.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
- lost weekends

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
- smokes and coffee

98. Who is least likely to answer these questions?
- my uncle

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
- nothing at the moment.

100. ARE YOU IN LOVE W/ANYONE?
- yes i am

[☼♥!]

[...] "Human Studies" thread, but shitty.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Some 1/2" thick mdf kickback on the table saw. I did not know my hand was cut that bad until I looked down and there was blood everywhere-I was amazingly calm.

2. WHAT IS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS?
Mirror, a few posters.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL LOOK LIKE?
Blue & Gray flip phone.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Indie/"ALT."/some hip-hop.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
11:45am-ish.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING
Classes to resume.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
The future.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
The Les Paul I can't play.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
No.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
No.

12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
I don't remember the last time I cried, so I don't know.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
... let me live a little longer and I'll provide an answer.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Prefer brunettes and I don't care about eye color.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
...

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINk??
Neither, I've already got more than enough energy.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
I don't have a favorite, I just don't like my pizza cheese only.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Some ribs would be fine.

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Some temperamental girl.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
I don't know.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Sure.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Nah.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Don't care what I wear as long as I like it.

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
We'll see.

26. Do you have a boner right now?
Nope.

27. HOW BIG IS YOUR BONER?
It's on vacation.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Sure, there's always time to make things work.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
We'll see...

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
33.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
People who just don't get the message... but I'm pretty hard to annoy.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
Yes.

35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
Kryptonite, girls, mainly the latter.

36. COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM?
One not worth keeping.

37. FIRST JOB?
I won't include any 'til I'm out of college and I'm in the area I should be in.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Maybe.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT ?
Playing guitar.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
None.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Killing time before I go out and buy books for the fall semester. Then my time will be spent reading them.

42 WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ON MOST?
Ideas, endless amount of energy.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I've never had any, so I'd laugh at everyone in need of a buzz.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
What more can I get?

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
2 or 3, preferably 2.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I was supposed to have a biblical name because it was snowing that April day and it cleared up shortly after my birth time. I ended up a Raymond...

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Nope.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
You can never overrate the thumb.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Half my lifetime ago...

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I do.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I eat dinner, sometimes on rare occassions I have breakfast.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Sure.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
The only CD not on my hard drive- Shaggy!

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yes.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
No.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
I think they do to some extent.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
It stays inside.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
IIT's Crown Hall. I just love the privacy that exists in a building with no interior walls on the main floor.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Legos, erector set, k'nex...

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I just cleaned the sim card out-dropped it in water...

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
I speak it fluently.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Outgoing personality. I could not exist with a quiet girl.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Yeah...

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Rarely.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Vanilla.

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Shades of black and blue.

73. WHO DO YOU MISS RIGHT NOW?
People.

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
I don't know.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I could care less.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Death from Above 1979 - You're a Woman, I'm a Machine.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
A cherry or two.

78.THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Dad.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I don't know, it's always something different.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
The indie/emo culture.

82. FAVORITE DRINK(S)?
Water, Orange Juice, IBC.

83. ZODIAC SIGN:
Aries.

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
I suck at all of them, but : football, basketball, baseball, hockey.

85 What's your hair color?
Black.

86. EYE COLOR?
Brown.

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Nope.

88. SIBLINGS?
Sister.

89. HAVE ANY HEROES?
We'll see.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
On ocassion, but wasabi sucks-flavor wise.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
News.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Jan. 1.

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Sure, but I'll do it.

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
I love them all the same.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisses.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Batteries.

98. Who is least likely to answer these questions?
People who only read the y'all send the thing thread.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
I've been reading Devil in the White City for way too long. I've had other things to do since the last time I picked it up.

100. ARE YOU IN LOVE W/ANYONE?
TBD.

[Agrimorfee]

[quote name='Pavement Ist Rad' date='Aug 13 2006, 02:53 PM' post='163143']
It'll be like the "Human Studies" thread, but shitty.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Fell off a piano (age 3?4?) and split skin between my lower lip and jaw with my teeth.

2. WHAT IS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS?
Glow in the dark wall hanging, knickknack shelvings (all the wife's)

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL LOOK LIKE?
Greyish/silver run of the mill kinda thing

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Ween, Pink Floyd, The Residents, Weird Al, everything everybody else hates, basically

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
The time of the season for loving.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING
Money

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Telephones that only transmitted voices. Good cartoons.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My wedding ring, first and foremost. My various CDs second.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Sometimes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Nah, if I am fully aware of where I am (like from the bathroom to the bedroom)

12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
the wife, during a fight

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
no favorite, really.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Who cares, it's the entire package that matters...but green or gray eyes does look somewhat freaky.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
- Sound Opinions Message Board

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINk??
Energy drink. Coffee sucks.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
bacon & pineapple

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
no clue at this time

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Mother.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
can't remember

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Until they fuck with me, yes.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
none

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
don't care

26. Do you have a boner right now?
- No.

27. HOW BIG IS YOUR BONER?
- It doesn’t exist at this time. It’s always different sizes.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
No

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Face to face, no matter how ridiculous you feel.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
a number from one to a hundred

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
see #14

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Repetitive sounds.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
No

35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
I'm easily confused.

36. COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM?
- White powder.

37. FIRST JOB?
Busboy at a nice restaurant in town, $2.00/hour plus tips under the table, occasionally free eats. Crappy job.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
- Probably.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT ?
Wasting my time here.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Remove certain hairy moles on my body

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
I thought it would be fun...and I think it is. Really, it's about as good as our Human Studies surveys.

42 WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ON MOST?
Comedic talents.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Shrug my shoulders. I wouldn't miss it.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
a CD changer w/stereo receiver.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
1-2

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Not really...it makes no difference who you are.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
The ring finger is highly underrated.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
- A couple weeks ago, probably

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
- What’s not to like?

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Ham.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
none I would care to describe here.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
A Shark Tale movie bonus CD that came with the DVD we bought. We sold the DVD, but don't know what to do with this.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
- Fuck yeah. I rule.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
- Probably.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
- It’s what’s on the inside that counts.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
-Cussing, and occasionally throwing things or kicking a nearby defenseless housecat.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
None, really.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Too easily

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Hungry Hungry Hippos comes to mind.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
-Don't know, the wife programmed it.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Why would I EVER do that?

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL?
ME (Bloodhound Gang, 2001)

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
-Agrimorfee, Honey, Hey Dude

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Sometimes.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
- I love that off-white vanilla bean crap, honestly. Breyer's in other words.

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Blue

73. WHO DO YOU MISS RIGHT NOW?
Don Knotts

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
They be gone.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
- YES.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
WXRT, sadly.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Piece of a possibly rancid granola bar. I threw it away.

78.THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Wifey.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
-The lower half.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Dave Matthews, GW Bush.

82. FAVORITE DRINK(S)?
-Sobe Lizzard Blizzard, egg nog (in season)

83. ZODIAC SIGN:
-Scorpio

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
None

85 What's your hair color?
- Brown, goddamnit.

86. EYE COLOR?
-Brown, goddamit.

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Si

88. SIBLINGS?
- Bro.

89. HAVE ANY HEROES?
Barack Obama, Weird Al, Dave Gilmour,

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
- Sometimes.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Top Secret

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
!st day of spring

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Gotta get a divorce first...lookiee, but no touchee.

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
- Both suck.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisses only from my mother and my wife. Hugs ok from everyone else.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
- Multi-night stands, I suppose. (Hope you don't mind me stealing some of your answers, Paves!)

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
- CTA 7 day pass.

98. Who is least likely to answer these questions?
- Dan will think more than 1/2 of these are gay. Little Jess might refuse on principle.
{EDIT: HAH, I was right about Dan!}

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Mulligan Stew by Gilbert Sorrentino.

100. ARE YOU IN LOVE W/ANYONE?
- Yes

Dig it.

[Pavement Ist Rad]

Alright, now I understand that a lot of SOMBies have MySpaces... SO WHY AM I ONLY FRIENDS WITH DAN AND BETH (and Lance)????!!!! I'm the one with the Madonna user pic. I am now going to request a bunch of you.

[Hewletts Daughter]

Alright, now I understand that a lot of SOMBies have MySpaces...

SO WHY AM I ONLY FRIENDS WITH DAN AND BETH (and Lance)????!!!!

I'm the one with the Madonna user pic.

I am now going to request a bunch of you.

you are friends with me, asshole

[Pavement Ist Rad]

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

I see you took out the "WHAT I HAVE BEEN ENJOYING LATELY: Reel Big Fish - Why Do They Rock So Hard?" thing in your music section. That was there for like, half a year.

[Hewletts Daughter]

yeah i try to avoid myspace at like all costs possible. but seriously...Reel Big Fish...WHY DO THEY ROCK SO HARD?!

[ladytron: the tv series]

i updated my myspace like, just now. so all my 20 friends can enjoy that update.

[Pavement Ist Rad]

ROCK 'N ROLL IS BITCHIN'!!!

i updated my myspace like, just now. so all my 20 friends can enjoy that update.

Wow, some update.