...stops in the i-pass lane.
It's a good thing I don't carry a gun
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, Aug 23 2006 09:29 AM
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:31 AM
some idiot did that in front of me this morning
It's so tempting to just ram into them
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:33 AM
It happens almost daily to me now. What the fuck?
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:35 AM
This is why I am contemplating buying a beater car, just so I can hit them. Then I can throw the car away. Disposable I guess.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:36 AM
This thread holds great promise.
EDIT: Me? I'm not sure I'd pull the trigger, but I'd definitely wave my piece in a menacing manner at the next bloke who pulls out into the left lane to pass (assuming somewhat open interstate) and proceeds to go exactly the same speed as the car to its right for fourteen miles.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:37 AM
Yeah, this seems to be happening more and more often lately, I don't get it. Last week I had some ignorant fuck not only come to a complete stop, but decide that he needed to be over in the manual lanes.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:42 AM
Yeah, this seems to be happening more and more often lately, I don't get it. Last week I had some ignorant fuck not only come to a complete stop, but decide that he needed to be over in the manual lanes.
Wow. I think I'd rather punish that driver with a machete.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:43 AM
crazy commuters.
If I carried a gun I'd use it on the damn bus drivers who see people running after the bus, but still take off. I've seen these bus drivers do this so many times. fuckin' power trippers. I guess if I was a bus driver I'd need something to make me feel big and mighty too.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:45 AM
Yes, because avoiding paying the toll by mail later is worth possibly dying now. I've actually seen someone put it in goddamn reverse to get out of the i-pass lane. That was a near death (or at least severe harm) experience for me. Thank you, awesome brakes.Last week I had some ignorant fuck not only come to a complete stop, but decide that he needed to be over in the manual lanes.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:47 AM
LOL @ the mental image. If I drove a bus I'd do this at any given opportunity just to liven up my day. Slowww down, speed up! Slowww down, speed up!If I carried a gun I'd use it on the damn bus drivers who see people running after the bus, but still take off.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:48 AM
Well, I laugh at you getting all road ragey in your comfy little car. awwe, poor Yancy.
LOL @ the mental image. If I drove a bus I'd do this at any given opportunity just to liven up my day. Slowww down, speed up! Slowww down, speed up!If I carried a gun I'd use it on the damn bus drivers who see people running after the bus, but still take off.
edit: Just picturing Yancy driving a bus pretty much made me laugh without the rest of the scenario.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:48 AM
lolz
LOL @ the mental image. If I drove a bus I'd do this at any given opportunity just to liven up my day. Slowww down, speed up! Slowww down, speed up!If I carried a gun I'd use it on the damn bus drivers who see people running after the bus, but still take off.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:49 AM
i like where this is going. boys maybe i can interest you in some reinforced bumpers that we can fabricate over here. fuck shootin them....ram em mad max style.
""what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:49 AM
i drive! not in chicago but i totally can drive and own a car (okay, that car may be in upstate ny right now, but i still own it). so, that makes me a driver, in a way.Ok, non-drivers need not comment in this thread.
I CAN COMMENT WHEREVER I LIKE JERKWAD.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:50 AM
...stops in the i-pass lane.
i think u could plead your case in court and probably get community service
if i were a judge, i would understand
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Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
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It is an interesting choice to have Sanjaya sing ‘I’m not gay,’ as his final words on earth. As he is plummeting into a seemingly bottomless pit, he does not say ‘dear god no,’ ‘I love you mom,’ or even simply ‘argh.’ He instead takes the moment to reaffirm to the world, in spite of their doubts, that he is not a homosexual. Not only that, but he continues to sing, despite falling to his certain death. The distinct lack of plausibility of this situation is what produces giggles from our mouth. It is the antithesis to the belief that ‘it’s funny because it is true.’"
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:50 AM
sometimes i wonder what's going on in bus drivers' heads. like, thats a total dick move, but i gotta give them credit for finding a way to amuse themself during the day. of course, i am not amused when the bus PASSES ME WHEN I WAIT AT THE BUS STOP. THIS GOES TO YOU, DAMEN BUS. i've learned not to run for the bus, though, because that's never going to end up the way id like. the bus driver has all the power.If I carried a gun I'd use it on the damn bus drivers who see people running after the bus, but still take off. I've seen these bus drivers do this so many times. fuckin' power trippers. I guess if I was a bus driver I'd need something to make me feel big and mighty too.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:54 AM
I guess I'm just nicer than you people. Waiting for the bus sucks and bus drivers are assholes. That's why I always say no when they ask me out. I'm not dating a god damn power tripper.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:55 AM
I got a huge slant 6 1975 Plymouth with monsterous chrome bumpers and no crumple zones that is not registered in my name and is mostly primer and has Wisconsin plates that used to belong to my annoying older sister. I feel like making a statement. Who wants to help me bring justice to these idiot-riddled streets?
