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#1 Jigga

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 12:56 PM

If he saw people like Lloyd banks and stuff like that topping the charts.

#2 Mitchell

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 12:57 PM

Beethoven would say "Turn it up"
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 12:59 PM

Bill and Ted already covered this in their excellent adventure right?
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 12:59 PM

he'd trade in his powder wig for a grill and back his ass up on some big booty

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:01 PM

remember at the end of "How High" where they discover that Ben Franklin invented the bong? Or maybe I'm confusing that with Dazed and confused. Nonetheless.
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#6 yancy

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:05 PM

"Fire Gerard Way and give me the job."

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:06 PM

If he were alive today Mozart would say "Somebody open this damn box." I'll be here all week.
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#8 gil-scott heroin

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:08 PM

remember at the end of "How High" where they discover that Ben Franklin invented the bong? Or maybe I'm confusing that with Dazed and confused. Nonetheless.



yah that's how high. the whole faculty is blazed. awesome ending. awesome movie.
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:09 PM

More like "Jemand öffnen diesen verfluchten Kasten." m i rite? lolz

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:13 PM

More like "Jemand öffnen diesen verfluchten Kasten." m i rite? lolz


No

More like "kennt jemand diesen verflucten kasten geöffnet?"
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#11 scarymuppet

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:15 PM

More like "BRAAAAAAINS"
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:17 PM

He would like early Metallica albums, and would claim on the SOMB that they started to "suck big time after Master of Puppets"

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:22 PM

No way, he'd fucking love Justice.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:29 PM

Why is the music board so awesome suddenly. oh right, jigga's back.
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:37 PM

He's say, why didn't I dress this way?

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:47 PM

More like "BRAAAAAAINS"



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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:51 PM

he'd find that Falco guy and kick his skinny white ass.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:59 PM

He'd start a Beethoven vs Haydn poll on SOMB

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 02:03 PM

He'd say "Who the fuck is 'Lloyd banks'?"
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 02:18 PM

"Holy shit, I can see music!!"