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#1 Montana

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 07:57 AM

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.c...></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.c.../v/kYQCTML5VX8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> Take away the vibe that Shakira would be fun in bed, and judge this objectively. It has to be close to the worst ever.
Every Sunday morning I wake up
I see you by your dresser doing your make-up
Fluttering a Chinese fan in a Knoxville fashion
All last night you tossed and turned
Your body was hotter than the night Richmond burned
You say you had a bad nightmare about tractor trailers crashing
- The Felice Brothers

#2 Artem

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 08:23 AM

not enough ass shaking

#3 Chex Mix Dancer

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 09:40 AM

not enough ass shaking



There's NEVER enough ass shaking.
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#4 Hero

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 11:37 AM

C'mon, there are covers much worse than this. any song Limp Bizkit cover comes to mind.... there are many, please choose from one
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"After much thought into this, I have finally come to a conclusion as to why the ‘Meet the Spartans’ commercial is so funny:

It is an interesting choice to have Sanjaya sing ‘I’m not gay,’ as his final words on earth. As he is plummeting into a seemingly bottomless pit, he does not say ‘dear god no,’ ‘I love you mom,’ or even simply ‘argh.’ He instead takes the moment to reaffirm to the world, in spite of their doubts, that he is not a homosexual. Not only that, but he continues to sing, despite falling to his certain death. The distinct lack of plausibility of this situation is what produces giggles from our mouth. It is the antithesis to the belief that ‘it’s funny because it is true.’
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 11:43 AM

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#6 The Gooch

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 04:58 PM

My brain just battled my penis in a game of chess a la Jerry Seinfeld.
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 07:16 PM

My brain just battled my penis in a game of chess a la Jerry Seinfeld.



Just watched that episode! :lol:
"the ladies have been checking me out lately.... could it be the 10 push-ups i've been cranking out every other Sunday? - Perhaps!" -Scrubs


Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs

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"After much thought into this, I have finally come to a conclusion as to why the ‘Meet the Spartans’ commercial is so funny:

It is an interesting choice to have Sanjaya sing ‘I’m not gay,’ as his final words on earth. As he is plummeting into a seemingly bottomless pit, he does not say ‘dear god no,’ ‘I love you mom,’ or even simply ‘argh.’ He instead takes the moment to reaffirm to the world, in spite of their doubts, that he is not a homosexual. Not only that, but he continues to sing, despite falling to his certain death. The distinct lack of plausibility of this situation is what produces giggles from our mouth. It is the antithesis to the belief that ‘it’s funny because it is true.’
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#8 Montana

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 07:21 PM

My brain just battled my penis in a game of chess a la Jerry Seinfeld.



:lol: :lol:

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horrific,. IQ lowering video


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I think we may have found a winner. It was no different than watching one of those siamese twins being exploited on the Maury Povich show. Just shameful.
Every Sunday morning I wake up
I see you by your dresser doing your make-up
Fluttering a Chinese fan in a Knoxville fashion
All last night you tossed and turned
Your body was hotter than the night Richmond burned
You say you had a bad nightmare about tractor trailers crashing
- The Felice Brothers

#9 HandBanana

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 07:43 PM

Best Worst Cover Ever....

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#10 n-infusino

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 07:43 PM

<object><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.c...></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.c.../v/kYQCTML5VX8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> Not the worst...this version might even be pretty good if she had the voice to carry it. If you're gonna do a cover, try and make it your own, right? <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.c...></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.c.../v/FONt47Z0KZg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> Yes, this IS the worst cover...ever. Ouch.

#11 HandBanana

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 07:44 PM

turn on HTML n-infusino
[color="#FF0000"][size=3]I made some rock posters.
For the world.
That give worms to ex-girlfriends: [url="http://www.gigposter...tp://www.gigpos

#12 n-infusino

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 07:47 PM

turn on HTML n-infusino



Balls...I'm trying...I feel so inept right now :(



turn on HTML n-infusino



Balls...I'm trying...I feel so inept right now :(


Fuck it.

#13 HandBanana

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 07:50 PM

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Dont worry man, took me a while to get it too. Look up there, you wanna toggle that.
[color="#FF0000"][size=3]I made some rock posters.
For the world.
That give worms to ex-girlfriends: [url="http://www.gigposter...tp://www.gigpos

#14 n-infusino

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 07:52 PM

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Dont worry man, took me a while to get it too. Look up there, you wanna toggle that.


Hahah, that might be worse, actually. But I appreciate your effort to shore up my own message board stupidity.

#15 The Gooch

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 08:10 PM

That Pulp song (and video) made my day.
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Posted 25 October 2006 - 08:39 AM

Holy shit that was bad, but I can't take my eyes off of her, and her seductive moves.