Sniglets
#1
Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:18 PM
Whamo-holic....The utterly complete lack of skill for throwing a frisbee.
Cornalanche...The inevitable collapse of crumbs when attempting to butter a muffin.
Pete Yornification...the tendency for mainstream music listeners to elevate the merits of indie rock artists or bands who tend to be overinflated only because of the large marketing campaign behind them.
Seacrestering...the self-important act of tricking reality tv contestants into thinking that they will get an answer, only to leave them holding for a commercial...(typically followed by a large collective sigh from the contestants and audience.)
#2
Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:20 PM
#3
Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:21 PM
martyrocracy: Any working situation in which employees are judged not by the quality of their work but by the number of hours they stay at the workplace.
#4
Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:22 PM
i've only ever heard tony reali say this.SQUADOOSH - To deny, not allow, shoot down.
"I'm sorry but I have to give your proposal the big squadoosh!"
#5
Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:23 PM
martyrocracy: Any working situation in which employees are judged not by the quality of their work but by the number of hours they stay at the workplace.
syn w. law firm. See also billable hours
#6
Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:24 PM
#7
Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:24 PM
good thread.
martyrocracy: Any working situation in which employees are judged not by the quality of their work but by the number of hours they stay at the workplace.
#8
Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:29 PM
yeah, i heard a group of friends use that for quite a while and then i heard Reali say it. i dont know if they stole it from him or not. i assume they did, yet they are not really sports fans and are in no place to ever hear him say it. i like the word. i didnt read the thred or that it was a tribute to rich hall. fuuuuck
i've only ever heard tony reali say this.
SQUADOOSH - To deny, not allow, shoot down.
"I'm sorry but I have to give your proposal the big squadoosh!"
#9
Posted 24 October 2006 - 12:29 PM
SQUADOOSH - To deny, not allow, shoot down.
"I'm sorry but I have to give your proposal the big squadoosh!"
love that word... Reali says that all the time on ATH & PTI
Edit: i should have read down the thread longer, but i've said this in the past too
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs

"After much thought into this, I have finally come to a conclusion as to why the ‘Meet the Spartans’ commercial is so funny:
It is an interesting choice to have Sanjaya sing ‘I’m not gay,’ as his final words on earth. As he is plummeting into a seemingly bottomless pit, he does not say ‘dear god no,’ ‘I love you mom,’ or even simply ‘argh.’ He instead takes the moment to reaffirm to the world, in spite of their doubts, that he is not a homosexual. Not only that, but he continues to sing, despite falling to his certain death. The distinct lack of plausibility of this situation is what produces giggles from our mouth. It is the antithesis to the belief that ‘it’s funny because it is true.’"
#10
Posted 24 October 2006 - 01:01 PM
#11
Posted 24 October 2006 - 01:36 PM
Here's my wife's favorite.
Anthrapologist. (n). One who makes excuses for the poor taste of society at large.
Call me an anthrapologist, but I can see how people would get sucked into Deal or No Deal.
#12
Posted 24 October 2006 - 01:42 PM
I make these up all the time.
Here's my wife's favorite.
Anthrapologist. (n). One who makes excuses for the poor taste of society at large.
Call me an anthrapologist, but I can see how people would get sucked into Deal or No Deal.
Wouldn't that be pronounced exactly like anthropologist?
#14
Posted 24 October 2006 - 01:48 PM
#15
Posted 24 October 2006 - 01:56 PM
#18
Posted 24 October 2006 - 02:49 PM
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs

"After much thought into this, I have finally come to a conclusion as to why the ‘Meet the Spartans’ commercial is so funny:
It is an interesting choice to have Sanjaya sing ‘I’m not gay,’ as his final words on earth. As he is plummeting into a seemingly bottomless pit, he does not say ‘dear god no,’ ‘I love you mom,’ or even simply ‘argh.’ He instead takes the moment to reaffirm to the world, in spite of their doubts, that he is not a homosexual. Not only that, but he continues to sing, despite falling to his certain death. The distinct lack of plausibility of this situation is what produces giggles from our mouth. It is the antithesis to the belief that ‘it’s funny because it is true.’"
#19
Posted 24 October 2006 - 02:51 PM
don't black people always say "finnin?"
Example
I'm finnin to go to the store
That's just a little colloquial contraction, son. Short for "fixing to".
#20
Posted 24 October 2006 - 03:23 PM












