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[Diesel]

I seldom ever start these "true confessions" type threads, but this was pretty damned weird, and I'm bored, so here goes. Last week, a friend of mine sent me a link to MySpace profile of my ex-girlfriend. Turns out she recently joined the National Socialist party, and she lists "Mein Kampf" under her books, and Adolf Hitler, Joseph Himmler, and Rudolf Hess amongst her heroes. We dated in high school. She was my first girlfriend. Two years older than me, and kinda messed up, but we had some fun. When I knew her, about 15 years ago now, she was merely a Republican. Fuck. I got to second base once with a Nazi. Now I kinda wonder what weird shit my OTHER exes have gotten into. Maybe one of them's a Satanist or something. Still better than Nazi. And I'm not going to link the profile here in main forum, partially because I don't want any "dude, she's so ugly, you dated THAT?" type comments (even if they're close to the truth), but really, I don't want any trouble with those crazy bastards. If you're curious though, and I like you, I can PM it.

[boobs]

potentially incredible thread

[Hero]

message her on MySpace and tell her that you found out you're adopted and you are changing your last name to your real birth parents SCHWARTZ!

[biggie mcsmalls]

She shops at Walmart, doesn't she?

[Diesel]

message her on MySpace and tell her that you found out you're adopted and you are changing your last name to your real birth parents
SCHWARTZ!

Seriously.

And under music, she lists Skrewdriver. Back when I knew her, she listened to Harry Connick Jr. and Billy Joel and wouldn't touch anything "loud" with a ten-foot pole. Nazis are probably REQUIRED to listen to Skrewdriver, though.

[WesterMats]

Seriously disturbed combination of paranoia and narcissism, lacking social awareness and impression management. And probably not that great in bed, either.

[feisty]

Going by facebook profiles, I think one of my exes has or is going to convert Islam and his most recent profile photo is him at a firing range in I-don't-know-where about to shoot. I don't even know. My first boyfriend (from age 15) is now a full blown communist who lives in a co-op. I have two peole in my past who are now rabidly pro-Israel(not that unusual I guess), as in future Israeli army recruits. I wonder what they all say about me. I'm probably the most boring person they've ever dated. PS Nazis are such bullshit.

[Hero]

it takes too much effort to be that hateful maybe i'm just lazy

[Diesel]

Seriously disturbed combination of paranoia and narcissism, lacking social awareness and impression management. And probably not that great in bed, either.

Yeah, its pretty fucking scary.

I was a born-again Christian at the time, so I never slept with her. You know, that whole pre-marital sex hangup.

Knowing this now, thank God I didn't. I'd be showering with Borax for a week and getting myself and my wife tested for White Supremicist idiot genes if I had. Even if it was 15 years ago and she wasn't at the time. You can never be too sure.

[nobodies]

My wife's best friend is still crushing on her high school/college crush...she recently found him on myspace or facebook. He now lives in San Francisco, plays on a gay rugby team, and there's photos of him in drag, but she still thinks he's straight. In defense of his straightness, I knew the guy for a while, and he was constantly hooking up with chicks (but then he wouldn't be the first closeted guy to mask his homosexuality with hetero escapades). Still, it's very sweet to see my wife's friend hold out hope (which if anything...is just geographically stupid). And I guess it's nowhere near as bad as discover and x who's now a nazi.

[Hero]

Seriously disturbed combination of paranoia and narcissism, lacking social awareness and impression management. And probably not that great in bed, either.

Yeah, its pretty fucking scary.

I was a born-again Christian at the time, so I never slept with her. You know, that whole pre-marital sex hangup.

Knowing this now, thank God I didn't. I'd be showering with Borax for a week and getting myself and my wife tested for White Supremicist idiot genes if I had. Even if it was 15 years ago and she wasn't at the time. You can never be too sure.

probably the most frightening thing is just remembering how they were when u were young.
As youths, we are innocent, learning, afraid, curious, etc

Seeing someone u once cared about turn into a monster would freak me out too.
i'd def wonder what happened along the way

[Artem]

I seldom ever start these "true confessions" type threads, but this was pretty damned weird, and I'm bored, so here goes.

Last week, a friend of mine sent me a link to MySpace profile of my ex-girlfriend.

Turns out she recently joined the National Socialist party, and she lists "Mein Kampf" under her books, and Adolf Hitler, Joseph Himmler, and Rudolf Hess amongst her heroes.

We dated in high school. She was my first girlfriend. Two years older than me, and kinda messed up, but we had some fun. When I knew her, about 15 years ago now, she was merely a Republican.

Fuck. I got to second base once with a Nazi.

Now I kinda wonder what weird shit my OTHER exes have gotten into. Maybe one of them's a Satanist or something. Still better than Nazi.

And I'm not going to link the profile here in main forum, partially because I don't want any "dude, she's so ugly, you dated THAT?" type comments (even if they're close to the truth), but really, I don't want any trouble with those crazy bastards.

If you're curious though, and I like you, I can PM it.

have you seen a picture of her on those suicidegirls site. those girls all look nazi to me.

[Rocks And Blows]

PM me her number, thanks

[red]

a guy i dated back in the day is now covered in swastika tattoos. last time i saw him he was trying to convince me to read "mein kampf", he had a shaved head, white t-shirt, black combat boots with red shoelaces...the skinhead uniform, basically. I should have asked him if he still has his Mickey Mouse comforter on his bed and if he still listens to No Doubt's "Don't Speak" on repeat. Oh, and a gay friend of mine swears he had sex with him. I should ask him if that's true.

[Dead Billy]

How is it the thread got this far without anyone referencing Sloppy Second's Janie is a Nazi?

[Mr. Sinistro]

Interesting thing here - this is why the new form of pretentiousness is making your myspace private to only people on your friends list. I say this because you mentioned that you wonder what your other exes are up to. Well, hell, we all do. One of mine is on there, someone who broke my heart twice, thus, my heartache turned to spite turned to pride, and when she first popped up on there it gave me so much joy to see how crappy her life is in comparison to what she used to anticipate it would be. I'm not saying I look at it and laugh or feel a sense of it serving her right... but just a little pleasure out of seeing the various directions of derailment she took herself in. She looks happy, seems happy, so that's all well and good. But for a while her profile has been private and I never took her requests to be her friend on there after she found my page. Just isn't worth my time. But now that her profile is blocked, I can't enjoy any of that "oh look at you now!" joy I once did upon seeing her on there for the first time. Call me shallow if you want, but who hasn't held animosity toward people that fucked you over? It's what makes the world go round so long as it's not your main motive in life.

[nosmokeinthelungs]

since we are on the topic of confessions.... I guess I can now safely say I once banged someone's girlfriend who has since become a nazi.

[Dead Billy]

Interesting thing here - this is why the new form of pretentiousness is making your myspace private to only people on your friends list.

I say this because you mentioned that you wonder what your other exes are up to. Well, hell, we all do. One of mine is on there, someone who broke my heart twice, thus, my heartache turned to spite turned to pride, and when she first popped up on there it gave me so much joy to see how crappy her life is in comparison to what she used to anticipate it would be. I'm not saying I look at it and laugh or feel a sense of it serving her right... but just a little pleasure out of seeing the various directions of derailment she took herself in. She looks happy, seems happy, so that's all well and good.

But for a while her profile has been private and I never took her requests to be her friend on there after she found my page. Just isn't worth my time. But now that her profile is blocked, I can't enjoy any of that "oh look at you now!" joy I once did upon seeing her on there for the first time.

Call me shallow if you want, but who hasn't held animosity toward people that fucked you over? It's what makes the world go round so long as it's not your main motive in life.

You got like a whole thing going here, but I will say the private myspace profile seems to be a ploy of by and large average looking girls to make it look as though they're much hotter a commodity. I tried to e-mail my friend in southern Illinois something from the pic's section of this girl on my friend's list and couldn't get it to work. So, I'm like "Nuts to trying anymore, just log on my profile and look for yourself." After awhile he reported back that he couldn't cuz her profile was now private and I'm like "Seriously, that girl?" But, I've never found the privacy fence on a really beautiful girl's myspace. Must be a confidence issue.

[Mr. Sinistro]

You got like a whole thing going here, but I will say the private myspace profile seems to be a ploy of by and large average looking girls to make it look as though they're much hotter a commodity. I tried to e-mail my friend in southern Illinois something from the pic's section of this girl on my friend's list and couldn't get it to work. So, I'm like "Nuts to trying anymore, just log on my profile and look for yourself." After awhile he reported back that he couldn't cuz her profile was now private and I'm like "Seriously, that girl?" But, I've never found the privacy fence on a really beautiful girl's myspace. Must be a confidence issue.

I know too many people personally who now have their profiles on private - guys and girls, and what you just said about being average and doing it as a ploy to be something more than they are is probably true. Calling someone "average," of course... who are we to judge? But certain people I know in real life that have the pages on private, it's like, what are they hiding? And it's usually shitty, boring, on again off again relationships, and the fact that one day the looked in the mirror at themselves and saw the same person they were in high school - still pulling the same crap, still devoid of a real personality, still trying too hard to be cool, and with nothing new to show for any of it. Don't know if the private profile makes them more alluring, or if it's just a way to hide what they can't fix. Who knows. All I know is that on my myspace page, I openly admit to getting fired from my first job for meowing like a cat, and I've got no problem with who sees that.