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#1 Rajexico

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:37 PM

Let's face it; most of you need to be taken down a notch. Especially after Pinkerton's thread. Form an orderly line and I'll let you know in what respect you've failed. If no one posts I'm just going to fire randomly into the crowd. You've been warned.

Go for it. Don't even wait for people to post. Just start dishing out troof.


Also credit to Slack for the title.

as you name the thread:

POST HERE AND I WILL BERATE YOU


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#2 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:38 PM

post. I honestly dunno if this is gonna be pretty or painful, but whichever, I've got the courage to step up to the plate.
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#3 Jigga

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:39 PM

I'm a legend. I need to be taken down a peg or 2.

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:42 PM

*Gets in line*. *Kisses Jigga and Sausage, and smacks creator of thread*

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:45 PM

i bet you run out of insults by the 3rd poster. bring it!
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:45 PM

Me!

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:45 PM

i bet you run out of insults by the 3rd poster...or maybe the 5th. or 6th. or whatever this is.
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#8 sKinnY

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:47 PM

uhhhh..post

"what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?

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#9 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:49 PM

It's Raj, I've listened to him in the chat room every night for nearly a year, trust me, he ain't running out of steam on you guys.
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#10 Rajexico

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:50 PM

post.

I honestly dunno if this is gonna be pretty or painful, but whichever, I've got the courage to step up to the plate.


Your Internet poise in the chatroom and in secret threads sometimes overwhelms the board. You also worry too much about your post count and have post-whored in the past. Nonetheless you're not outwardly, visibly stupid, which gives you an edge on the masses. But remember; your winsome looks will only get you so far.

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:51 PM

let the ridiculing begin ye of little thuggery.. <_<
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#12 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:52 PM

In the past? Shit I'm doing it right now.
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#13 Slackmo

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:53 PM

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:53 PM

Your Internet poise in the chatroom and in secret threads sometimes overwhelms the board. You also worry too much about your post count and have post-whored in the past. Nonetheless you're not outwardly, visibly stupid, which gives you an edge on the masses. But remember; your winsome looks will only get you so far.

6.7/10


This reads like a fortunecookie... that all u got buck?
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#15 Rajexico

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:53 PM

I'm a legend. I need to be taken down a peg or 2.

Your tendancy to post a bunch of threads at once means most of them get lost in the shuffle. Your whimsical disregard for grammar and spelling are endearing, but rarely add to your deliberative stature. You could win "most improved" for ditching a lot of the over-the-top racial stuff and engaging more seriously with people, but the verdict is still out. Potential... with lingering question marks.

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#16 Undercooked Sausage

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:55 PM

"Outwardly, visibily stupid," nice touch Ra.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:55 PM

Your tendancy to post a bunch of threads at once means most of them get lost in the shuffle. Your whimsical disregard for grammar and spelling are endearing, but rarely add to your deliberative stature. You could win "most improved" for ditching a lot of the over-the-top racial stuff and engaging more seriously with people, but the verdict is still out. Potential... with lingering question marks.

5.5/10


words of wisdom there..
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#18 Rajexico

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:56 PM

*Gets in line*. *Kisses Jigga and Sausage, and smacks creator of thread*

You were frequently accused of being Ace, but you've solidly disproven that accusation; Ace would never have the patience for such a load of pedestrian posts. Rest assured that he would appreciate the comedy of "Smells like Douche" more than anyone. Your status as a semi-mythical "girl" (if you are indeed such) gives you an almost unqualified free pass at this sausage party, but I don't expect you'll use it to do more than get drunk on schnapps and pass out in a laundry basket in the basement.

Edit: Forgot the score.
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#19 Jigga

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:57 PM

"Midnight Train To Georgia", how good is that gladys night. my confidence just dropped a notch after that diss.

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:58 PM

...an almost unqualified free pass at this sausage party, but I don't expect you'll use it to do more than get drunk on schnapps and pass out in a laundry basket in the basement.


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