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[b]SUFJAN STEVENS REGION
regional judge: geoneb
10 TKB IV- Terry Kath's Brain!
23 MattDrufke
I don't like my chances here. My low-post presence is weak.
Full Version: SOMB MADNESS 2007
[b]SUFJAN STEVENS REGION
regional judge: geoneb
10 TKB IV- Terry Kath's Brain!
23 MattDrufke
I don't like my chances here. My low-post presence is weak.
I'd like to congratulate Seamus on making the second round.
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QUOTE(velocity @ Mar 12 2007, 02:00 PM) [snapback]335055[/snapback]
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 12 2007, 10:32 AM) [snapback]335018[/snapback]
Nice call on all of those matchups, especially the velocity/musicgurl matchup. Jury's still out on whether they're the same person, anyway.
Haha, the proof of that would be in the pudding--or moelleux as the case may be--so don't tell me there's a baking component in the first round...
No, but there will be a swimsuit competition
Actually, it will be both, and it will be hosted by Wolfgang Puck.
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1 Undercooked Sausage
32 captnblackjack
More Batavian on Batavian violence. When will we learn? Lord, how long?
Haha, this is hilarious. This guy owes me 4 dollars irl. Maybe I'll have him pay out of his asshole and make some killer post about eating his family or shitting all over his house.
Anyway, nice work Slackmo, I'll be sure to have some fun with this. See how many match-ups I can write in an hour, then try to break that record.
Remember, board hard guys. Board hard...or don't board at all.
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QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 12 2007, 10:32 AM) [snapback]335018[/snapback]
Nice call on all of those matchups, especially the velocity/musicgurl matchup. Jury's still out on whether they're the same person, anyway.
Haha, the proof of that would be in the pudding--or moelleux as the case may be--so don't tell me there's a baking component in the first round...
No, but there will be a swimsuit competition
Actually, it will be both, and it will be hosted by Wolfgang Puck.
I hope not, he's hairy & wears a Thong...
i am excited for this.
none of this tournament adds up to me. so many things are off. no, no, no something certainly isn't right.
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Alan vs. whitepony = most one-sided match ever
I beg to differ
1 Undercooked Sausage
32 captnblackjack
i'm not even going to try to defend myself on this one.
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dan whining about his money
i think i'm coming up to dekalb this friday, i can give it to you then unless you came back to batavia for spring break. if the latter is the case, well, then you're a choad for not calling me.
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More things factored into seeding than just one's post count, though it often factored heavily.
i wonder what these other things are, because i certainly don't see any redeeming qualities about myself that could have gotten me in this.
am i being punk'd?
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5 Hewletts Daughter
5 solace
5 SkinnyHips
5 kmac
just checking out the company i keep in the eyes of the selection committee.
Oh wow, I'm in the big dance. I can't explain what I'm feeling right now.
PSA: tourney starts at noon tomorrow. (which means your posts tonight could count.)
QUOTE(Undercooked Sausage @ Mar 12 2007, 03:04 PM) [snapback]335185[/snapback]
Remember, board hard guys. Board hard...or don't board at all.
Dang. I wouldn't want to be Seamus right now. Or, for that matter, ever.
Oh hey, I'm in a region or something.
So, what's this all about? I post like usual and someone judges me?
Awesome.
So, what's this all about? I post like usual and someone judges me?
Awesome.
QUOTE(Andyroo @ Mar 13 2007, 05:41 AM) [snapback]335710[/snapback]
Oh hey, I'm in a region or something.
So, what's this all about? I post like usual and someone judges me?
Awesome.
we've been judging you all along
it's just now you'll get see what people think of you
can we get a pdf or something of printable brackets?
The fact that there is no Ace or any of his pseudonyms (as far as we know) in this tournament immediately makes this one of the best brackets ever.
(although I was looking forward to seeing how he got beat 132-0 in the first round)...
(although I was looking forward to seeing how he got beat 132-0 in the first round)...
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 12 2007, 07:13 AM) [snapback]334774[/snapback]
WELCOME TO SOMB MADNESS 2007
...impartially judged...
QUOTE(aneg @ Mar 7 2007, 02:00 PM) [snapback]330592[/snapback]
i hate all females. remember?!
QUOTE(aneg @ Feb 4 2007, 10:32 PM) [snapback]305108[/snapback]
i think we can all agree that you two are moronic cunts.
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QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 12 2007, 07:13 AM) [snapback]334774[/snapback]
WELCOME TO SOMB MADNESS 2007
...impartially judged...
QUOTE(aneg @ Mar 7 2007, 02:00 PM) [snapback]330592[/snapback]
i hate all females. remember?!
QUOTE(aneg @ Feb 4 2007, 10:32 PM) [snapback]305108[/snapback]
i think we can all agree that you two are moronic cunts.
I think these comments are why aneg was replaced by thrillo
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QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 12 2007, 07:13 AM) [snapback]334774[/snapback]
WELCOME TO SOMB MADNESS 2007
...impartially judged...
QUOTE(aneg @ Mar 7 2007, 02:00 PM) [snapback]330592[/snapback]
i hate all females. remember?!
QUOTE(aneg @ Feb 4 2007, 10:32 PM) [snapback]305108[/snapback]
i think we can all agree that you two are moronic cunts.
Yeah, that kind of sucks for you. My bad. If it's any consolation, if that dynamic informs your matchup I can guarantee that the retribution will be swift and unmerciful:
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 12 2007, 08:45 AM) [snapback]334836[/snapback]
ANDREW GOLD REGION
regional judge: Slackmo
First Round Matchups:
4 aneg
29 bestseventeenyearoldever
I can see my honorable opponent has been
posting with abandon in hopes of stuffing
the ballot box, so to speak.
The officials, no doubt, will take notice
and determine that quality over quantity is
the moral high road on the glorious
road to victory.
posting with abandon in hopes of stuffing
the ballot box, so to speak.
The officials, no doubt, will take notice
and determine that quality over quantity is
the moral high road on the glorious
road to victory.
Slacky pimpin' for a seed, and he's one of the judges. This game is as loaded as Courtney Love on a Saturday night.
#2
WELCOME TO SOMB MADNESS 2007
...impartially judged...
i hate all females. remember?!
i think we can all agree that you two are moronic cunts.
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 12 2007, 07:13 AM) [snapback]334774[/snapback]
WELCOME TO SOMB MADNESS 2007
...impartially judged...
QUOTE(aneg @ Mar 7 2007, 02:00 PM) [snapback]330592[/snapback]
i hate all females. remember?!
QUOTE(aneg @ Feb 4 2007, 10:32 PM) [snapback]305108[/snapback]
i think we can all agree that you two are moronic cunts.
QUOTE(red @ Mar 13 2007, 07:59 AM) [snapback]335748[/snapback]
#2
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 12 2007, 07:13 AM) [snapback]334774[/snapback]
WELCOME TO SOMB MADNESS 2007
...impartially judged...
QUOTE(aneg @ Mar 7 2007, 02:00 PM) [snapback]330592[/snapback]
i hate all females. remember?!
QUOTE(aneg @ Feb 4 2007, 10:32 PM) [snapback]305108[/snapback]
i think we can all agree that you two are moronic cunts.
you've proved that last quote to be true
the last five are judged right? 2 more after this one:
#3
WELCOME TO SOMB MADNESS 2007
...impartially judged...
i hate all females. remember?!
i think we can all agree that you two are moronic cunts.
#3
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 12 2007, 07:13 AM) [snapback]334774[/snapback]
WELCOME TO SOMB MADNESS 2007
...impartially judged...
QUOTE(aneg @ Mar 7 2007, 02:00 PM) [snapback]330592[/snapback]
i hate all females. remember?!
QUOTE(aneg @ Feb 4 2007, 10:32 PM) [snapback]305108[/snapback]
i think we can all agree that you two are moronic cunts.
QUOTE(agrimorfee @ Mar 13 2007, 06:59 AM) [snapback]335747[/snapback]
Slacky pimpin' for a seed, and he's one of the judges. This game is as loaded as Courtney Love on a Saturday night.
Wide chasm between "pimpin'" and "hey if someone monkeys with your matchup there will be interwebs consequences." I'd do the same for you, eyeball.
#5
WELCOME TO SOMB MADNESS 2007
...impartially judged...
i hate all females. remember?!
i think we can all agree that youtwoslackmo and aneg are moronic cunts.
fixed
my not-so-subtle protest ends here
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 12 2007, 07:13 AM) [snapback]334774[/snapback]
WELCOME TO SOMB MADNESS 2007
...impartially judged...
QUOTE(aneg @ Mar 7 2007, 02:00 PM) [snapback]330592[/snapback]
i hate all females. remember?!
QUOTE(aneg @ Feb 4 2007, 10:32 PM) [snapback]305108[/snapback]
i think we can all agree that you
fixed
my not-so-subtle protest ends here
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QUOTE(aneg @ Feb 4 2007, 10:32 PM) [snapback]305108[/snapback]
i think we can all agree that you
fixed
my not-so-subtle protest ends here
Usually I earn this kind of thing.
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 01:26 AM) [snapback]335690[/snapback]
Dang. I wouldn't want to be Seamus right now. Or, for that matter, ever.
Lighten up Francis. Seamus is a cool guy.
Yeah, wtf?
Really? "wtf?"
Today's matchups feature Duff vs. Seamus. Duff just threw down the gauntlet with that cool-ass drawing upthread. The second part of it ("or, for that matter, ever") was just some I-loves-me-some-me.
Talk about "lighten up, Francis." Adjust your skirts accordingly.
Today's matchups feature Duff vs. Seamus. Duff just threw down the gauntlet with that cool-ass drawing upthread. The second part of it ("or, for that matter, ever") was just some I-loves-me-some-me.
Talk about "lighten up, Francis." Adjust your skirts accordingly.
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 09:15 AM) [snapback]335793[/snapback]
Talk about "lighten up, Francis." Adjust your skirts accordingly.
You realize how funny this sounds coming from you, right?
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QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 09:15 AM) [snapback]335793[/snapback]
Talk about "lighten up, Francis." Adjust your skirts accordingly.
You realize how funny this sounds coming from you, right?
You can count my sensitive issues on one finger. Guess which one.
Lighten up, Francis.
QUOTE(Biggie McSmalls @ Mar 13 2007, 08:25 AM) [snapback]335806[/snapback]
Lighten up, Francis.
well said
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 02:22 PM) [snapback]335799[/snapback]
You can count my sensitive issues on one finger. Guess which one.
Eleventh?
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QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 02:22 PM) [snapback]335799[/snapback]
You can count my sensitive issues on one finger. Guess which one.
Eleventh?
No, but sometimes I can still feel an itch where that one used to be.
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QUOTE(MitchellStirling @ Mar 13 2007, 08:28 AM) [snapback]335810[/snapback]
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 02:22 PM) [snapback]335799[/snapback]
You can count my sensitive issues on one finger. Guess which one.
Eleventh?
No, but sometimes I can still feel an itch where that one used to be.
Bet you were popular with the ladies.
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QUOTE(MitchellStirling @ Mar 13 2007, 08:28 AM) [snapback]335810[/snapback]
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 02:22 PM) [snapback]335799[/snapback]
You can count my sensitive issues on one finger. Guess which one.
Eleventh?
No, but sometimes I can still feel an itch where that one used to be.
Bet you were popular with the ladies.
No, but I had a decent bowling average.
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QUOTE(MitchellStirling @ Mar 13 2007, 08:36 AM) [snapback]335817[/snapback]
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QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 02:22 PM) [snapback]335799[/snapback]
You can count my sensitive issues on one finger. Guess which one.
Eleventh?
No, but sometimes I can still feel an itch where that one used to be.
Bet you were popular with the ladies.
No, but I had a decent bowling average.
Which was?
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QUOTE(MitchellStirling @ Mar 13 2007, 08:36 AM) [snapback]335817[/snapback]
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 02:30 PM) [snapback]335812[/snapback]
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QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 02:22 PM) [snapback]335799[/snapback]
You can count my sensitive issues on one finger. Guess which one.
Eleventh?
No, but sometimes I can still feel an itch where that one used to be.
Bet you were popular with the ladies.
No, but I had a decent bowling average.
Most of mine just have an itch where I used to be.
it's like the comedy just writes itself!
QUOTE(thrillho @ Mar 13 2007, 09:10 AM) [snapback]335849[/snapback]
it's like the comedy just writes itself!
It's like Mitchell doesn't even need me.
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 10:10 AM) [snapback]335850[/snapback]
QUOTE(thrillho @ Mar 13 2007, 09:10 AM) [snapback]335849[/snapback]
it's like the comedy just writes itself!
It's like Mitchell doesn't even need me.
no one needs you
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QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 10:10 AM) [snapback]335850[/snapback]
QUOTE(thrillho @ Mar 13 2007, 09:10 AM) [snapback]335849[/snapback]
it's like the comedy just writes itself!
It's like Mitchell doesn't even need me.
no one needs you
Well, you do, obviously.
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 10:24 AM) [snapback]335871[/snapback]
QUOTE(Firefly @ Mar 13 2007, 09:23 AM) [snapback]335869[/snapback]
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Mar 13 2007, 10:10 AM) [snapback]335850[/snapback]
QUOTE(thrillho @ Mar 13 2007, 09:10 AM) [snapback]335849[/snapback]
it's like the comedy just writes itself!
It's like Mitchell doesn't even need me.
no one needs you
Well, you do, obviously.
hold me
T MINUS ONE HOUR
Glad to see so many of you have ratcheted up the snark (and the hackles) today.
Glad to see so many of you have ratcheted up the snark (and the hackles) today.
my lady cheeks are quivering with anticipation.
is coolerbythelake even on the board anymore?
the ass pictures i posted should win me some points.
the ass pictures i posted should win me some points.
QUOTE(jasmine @ Mar 13 2007, 11:23 AM) [snapback]335918[/snapback]
the ass pictures i posted should win me some points.
nope
Geoneb is not an ass man. He's a tit man. If you want to win him over you need to post more titty pictures
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