Voice mail from (Andy Ant?):
"Rap Damage you faggot!"
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Voicemail from Andy Ant:
"(obviously talking to some guy in the room) You want like, a barrel that like, a man can fit in?
(unidentified male voice)
Shut up, you want a barrel a man can fit in?
(unidentified male voice)
Like, that a naked man would wear as clothing?
(unidentified male voice)
You want a barrel that like...
(unidentified male voice)
Is it liquid?
(unidentified male voice)
Is it hard?
(unidentified male voice)
Yeah?"
"(obviously talking to some guy in the room) You want like, a barrel that like, a man can fit in?
(unidentified male voice)
Shut up, you want a barrel a man can fit in?
(unidentified male voice)
Like, that a naked man would wear as clothing?
(unidentified male voice)
You want a barrel that like...
(unidentified male voice)
Is it liquid?
(unidentified male voice)
Is it hard?
(unidentified male voice)
Yeah?"
I can't believe this is real.
The good wife's guide
From Housekeeping Monthly, 13 May, 1955.
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom.
Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness.
You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.
The good wife's guide
From Housekeeping Monthly, 13 May, 1955.
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom.
Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness.
You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.
QUOTE(yancy @ Sep 2 2006, 09:33 PM) [snapback]185030[/snapback]
There's a first time for everything.
dear yancy pants,
Is that considered a good hand?
Thanx,
T
QUOTE(undo @ Sep 3 2006, 10:45 PM) [snapback]185509[/snapback]
Voice mail from (Andy Ant?):
"Rap Damage you faggot!"
naw, i dont reallly ever use that word. i was at some point talking during that voicemail. but i dont think i said that. but i was hammered so who really knows.
QUOTE(Pavement Ist Rad @ Sep 3 2006, 10:56 PM) [snapback]185515[/snapback]
Voicemail from Andy Ant:
"(obviously talking to some guy in the room) You want like, a barrel that like, a man can fit in?
(unidentified male voice)
Shut up, you want a barrel a man can fit in?
(unidentified male voice)
Like, that a naked man would wear as clothing?
(unidentified male voice)
You want a barrel that like...
(unidentified male voice)
Is it liquid?
(unidentified male voice)
Is it hard?
(unidentified male voice)
Yeah?"
haha i remember that conversation
QUOTE(TJENZ @ Sep 4 2006, 07:59 AM) [snapback]185621[/snapback]
dear yancy pants,
Is that considered a good hand?
It's not too shabby. No one else hit the flop very hard, so I was able to build "only" a 30k chip pot (in a tourney where everyone stars with 1,500) before those scare cards came on the turn & river. Good times.
Is that considered a good hand?
loser.
At least I know what Devin Davis looks like from ten feet away. And I'm not even in love with him.
HE HAD A BEARD. IT THREW OFF MY RADAR. SHADDUP.
Yeah, he never has one of those. 
yea but he had a hat on too.
Okay, you win.
i know.
haha. in that picture you posted hes wearing the same shirt he wore last night.
haha. in that picture you posted hes wearing the same shirt he wore last night.
I've seen him wear it a half dozen times, and I've only seen him about ten times total. It's a flattering shirt, but c'mon.
Just in case Devin lurks on this board: I keed, I keed. You're awesome. Please don't ban me from your shows for a little shirt joke.
Just in case Devin lurks on this board: I keed, I keed. You're awesome. Please don't ban me from your shows for a little shirt joke.
QUOTE(yancy @ Sep 5 2006, 10:17 AM) [snapback]186202[/snapback]
I've seen him wear it a half dozen times, and I've only seen him about ten times total. It's a flattering shirt, but c'mon.
what the fuck, how have you seen him ten times and ive only seen him, like, three. are you guys hanging out without me? FUCK YOU.
WHY DOES THE BOARD SUCK TODAY.
COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S PICK IT UP A LITTLE.
COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S PICK IT UP A LITTLE.
QUOTE(aneg @ Sep 5 2006, 10:57 AM) [snapback]186241[/snapback]
WHY DOES THE BOARD SUCK TODAY.
COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S PICK IT UP A LITTLE.
want to see if you can get to 3,000 before I get to 4,000?
QUOTE(TJENZ @ Sep 5 2006, 10:59 AM) [snapback]186243[/snapback]
QUOTE(aneg @ Sep 5 2006, 10:57 AM) [snapback]186241[/snapback]
WHY DOES THE BOARD SUCK TODAY.
COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S PICK IT UP A LITTLE.
want to see if you can get to 3,000 before I get to 4,000?
You two crack addicts need to keep it to one thread this time..
QUOTE(TJENZ @ Sep 5 2006, 10:59 AM) [snapback]186243[/snapback]
QUOTE(aneg @ Sep 5 2006, 10:57 AM) [snapback]186241[/snapback]
WHY DOES THE BOARD SUCK TODAY.
COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S PICK IT UP A LITTLE.
want to see if you can get to 3,000 before I get to 4,000?
SURE DO.
I'M ALREADY AHEAD.
I thought if I gave you a head start it would make it more sporting
QUOTE(held @ Sep 5 2006, 11:01 AM) [snapback]186244[/snapback]
You two crack addicts need to keep it to one thread this time..
what's the fun in that, you lamer.
QUOTE(held @ Sep 5 2006, 11:01 AM) [snapback]186244[/snapback]
QUOTE(TJENZ @ Sep 5 2006, 10:59 AM) [snapback]186243[/snapback]
QUOTE(aneg @ Sep 5 2006, 10:57 AM) [snapback]186241[/snapback]
WHY DOES THE BOARD SUCK TODAY.
COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S PICK IT UP A LITTLE.
want to see if you can get to 3,000 before I get to 4,000?
You two crack addicts need to keep it to one thread this time..
If I'm going to put up a thousand posts in one day, I'm going to have to pollute the music side of the board too.
QUOTE(TJENZ @ Sep 5 2006, 11:04 AM) [snapback]186250[/snapback]
If I'm going to put up a thousand posts in one day, I'm going to have to pollute the music side of the board too.
its even *more* boring over there.
QUOTE(yancy @ Sep 5 2006, 10:01 AM) [snapback]186187[/snapback]
Yeah, he never has one of those.
wow, devin davis looks nothing like what i would have expected. he looks like a slimmer version of that dude from the magic numbers. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrddd.
except that the dude from the magic numbers is not handsome. devin is.
la la la la la la la la la lalala.
This is a woman?
oh you guys.
facebook just got a whole lot uglier
QUOTE(Rocks And Blows @ Sep 5 2006, 09:56 AM) [snapback]186308[/snapback]
This is a woman?
Maybe.
QUOTE(Uncle O'Grimacey @ Sep 5 2006, 12:26 PM) [snapback]186345[/snapback]
facebook just got a whole lot uglier
Yeah this is terrible. Now everyone knows what I'm doing.
yeah, seriously...i don't want people to know when i am writing to other people and shit. \
they had a good thing going from a design standpoint and now it's all out the window.
they had a good thing going from a design standpoint and now it's all out the window.
QUOTE(Uncle O'Grimacey @ Sep 5 2006, 10:30 AM) [snapback]186353[/snapback]
yeah, seriously...i don't want people to know when i am writing to other people and shit. \
they had a good thing going from a design standpoint and now it's all out the window.
I can't see facebook, are they gone click happy like MySpace?
i like elliott smith...
last call
he was sick of it all
the endless stream of reminders
made him so sick of you sick of you sick of you
sick of your sound
sick of you coming around
trying to crawl under my skin
when I already shed my best defense
it comes out all around that you won
and I think I’m all done
you can switch me off safely
while I’m lying here waiting for sleep to overtake me
yeah yeah you’re still here but just check to make sure
all you aspired to do was endure
you can’t ask for more ask for none
knowing you’ll never get that which you ask for
so you cast your shadow everywhere like the man in the moon
you start to drink you just want to continue
it’ll all be yesteryear soon
you start to drink you just want to continue
it’ll all be yesteryear soon
church bells and now I’m awake and I guess it must be some kind of holiday
I can’t seen to join in the celebration
but I’ll go to the service
and I’ll go to pray
and I’ll sing the praises of my maker’s name
like I was as good as she made me
and I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I’m lying here waiting for sleep to over take me
last call
he was sick of it all
the endless stream of reminders
made him so sick of you sick of you sick of you
sick of your sound
sick of you coming around
trying to crawl under my skin
when I already shed my best defense
it comes out all around that you won
and I think I’m all done
you can switch me off safely
while I’m lying here waiting for sleep to overtake me
yeah yeah you’re still here but just check to make sure
all you aspired to do was endure
you can’t ask for more ask for none
knowing you’ll never get that which you ask for
so you cast your shadow everywhere like the man in the moon
you start to drink you just want to continue
it’ll all be yesteryear soon
you start to drink you just want to continue
it’ll all be yesteryear soon
church bells and now I’m awake and I guess it must be some kind of holiday
I can’t seen to join in the celebration
but I’ll go to the service
and I’ll go to pray
and I’ll sing the praises of my maker’s name
like I was as good as she made me
and I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me
I’m lying here waiting for sleep to over take me
It's aneg's thread, we just post in it.
i'm really bored and cant concentrate on anything today. sorry, i need some sort of amusement
post anything you want without restraint.
where have i heard that before.
QUOTE(Dan @ Sep 5 2006, 01:06 PM) [snapback]186410[/snapback]
post anything you want without restraint.
Including pictures of your ass?
DO IT
oh lord.
you set yourself up for that one, kid
look, i'd be happy to show all of you my rear end in person, but on the internet it just feels sort of wierd, you know?
no.
heres one more
la la la
first the mic then a half cigarette
singing cathy’s clown
that’s the man that she’s married to now
that’s the girl that he takes around town
she appears composed, so she is, i suppose
who can really tell?
she shows no emotion at all
stares into space like a dead china doll
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
now she’s done and they’re calling someone
such a familiar name
i’m so glad that my memories remote
‘cos i’m doing just fine hour to hour, note to note
here it is the revenge to the tune
“you’re no good,
you’re no good you’re no good you’re no good”
can’t you tell that it’s well understood
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
i’m here today and expected to stay on and on and on
i’m tired
i’m tired
looking out on the substitute scene
still going strong
xo, mom
it’s ok, it’s alright, nothing’s wrong
tell mr. man with impossible plans to just leave me alone
in the place where i make no mistakes
in the place where i have what it takes
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
heres one more
la la la
first the mic then a half cigarette
singing cathy’s clown
that’s the man that she’s married to now
that’s the girl that he takes around town
she appears composed, so she is, i suppose
who can really tell?
she shows no emotion at all
stares into space like a dead china doll
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
now she’s done and they’re calling someone
such a familiar name
i’m so glad that my memories remote
‘cos i’m doing just fine hour to hour, note to note
here it is the revenge to the tune
“you’re no good,
you’re no good you’re no good you’re no good”
can’t you tell that it’s well understood
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
i’m here today and expected to stay on and on and on
i’m tired
i’m tired
looking out on the substitute scene
still going strong
xo, mom
it’s ok, it’s alright, nothing’s wrong
tell mr. man with impossible plans to just leave me alone
in the place where i make no mistakes
in the place where i have what it takes
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
i keep thinking that bee cake is constantly rubbing his belly in pleasure.
he is. hes made of delicious bee cake, for christ sakes!
QUOTE(aneg @ Sep 5 2006, 01:16 PM) [snapback]186431[/snapback]
no.
heres one more
la la la
first the mic then a half cigarette
singing cathy’s clown
that’s the man that she’s married to now
that’s the girl that he takes around town
she appears composed, so she is, i suppose
who can really tell?
she shows no emotion at all
stares into space like a dead china doll
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
now she’s done and they’re calling someone
such a familiar name
i’m so glad that my memories remote
‘cos i’m doing just fine hour to hour, note to note
here it is the revenge to the tune
“you’re no good,
you’re no good you’re no good you’re no good”
can’t you tell that it’s well understood
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
i’m here today and expected to stay on and on and on
i’m tired
i’m tired
looking out on the substitute scene
still going strong
xo, mom
it’s ok, it’s alright, nothing’s wrong
tell mr. man with impossible plans to just leave me alone
in the place where i make no mistakes
in the place where i have what it takes
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
i’m never gonna know you now, but i’m gonna love you anyhow
this is the first elliott song i fell in love with.
good thread
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