yancy
Feb 19 2008, 04:28 PM
QUOTE(Haid @ Feb 18 2008, 11:19 PM) [snapback]582400[/snapback]
But it's a bit odd that you're drinking hot chocolate so regularly, it's like you want to be part of the hot beverage in the morning club but don't like caffeine.
Not at all regularly, more like once a year-ish. It was so cold yesterday afternoon when I left the office that my body cried out for it. Also, fuck coffee.
yancy
Feb 20 2008, 12:22 PM
Pink, Carey Hart Have Separated, Singer's Spokesperson Confirms
Now's my chance.
With her, not the dude, smart asses.
HewlettsDaughter
Feb 20 2008, 12:25 PM
i wish other people in this office knew how to fix a printer that isn't even broken
seriously, is it that difficult to take a printer tray out when it is flashing and saying "paper jam, remove tray 2"? i mean, everyone here is basically double to even triple my age...how hard is it to read directions. lord knows if i didn't read directions on something here, i would probably be chewed out. gargh people/ agarghar
Jimmy TKB
Feb 20 2008, 01:00 PM
QUOTE(yancy @ Feb 20 2008, 11:22 AM) [snapback]583831[/snapback]
Pink, Carey Hart Have Separated, Singer's Spokesperson Confirms
Now's my chance.
With her, not the dude, smart asses.
May I suggest someone like this?
Cachapeechak
Feb 20 2008, 01:08 PM
QUOTE(yancy @ Feb 20 2008, 11:22 AM) [snapback]583831[/snapback]
Pink, Carey Hart Have Separated, Singer's Spokesperson Confirms
Now's my chance.
You have been waiting a long time for this opportunity Yancy. Buy your plane ticket today. Yeah, that's right: one way.
Cachapeechak
Feb 20 2008, 02:11 PM
Who else likes this pict?^^^^
HandBanana
Feb 20 2008, 02:13 PM
QUOTE(yancy @ Feb 20 2008, 09:22 AM) [snapback]583831[/snapback]
Pink, Carey Hart Have Separated, Singer's Spokesperson Confirms
Now's my chance.
With her, not the dude, smart asses.
They're both dudes.
Cachapeechak
Feb 20 2008, 02:18 PM
QUOTE(Senor Cardgage @ Feb 20 2008, 01:13 PM) [snapback]583989[/snapback]
QUOTE(yancy @ Feb 20 2008, 09:22 AM) [snapback]583831[/snapback]
Pink, Carey Hart Have Separated, Singer's Spokesperson Confirms
Now's my chance.
With her, not the dude, smart asses.
They're both dudes.
OK. that was funny/.
dirty hippie
Feb 20 2008, 02:19 PM
so i haven't been on the somb for a couple days. this is mainly due to the fact that i almost lopped off my thumb friday afternoon and have also been sick as hell since sunday. but i am feeling better and my thumb is healing, so all is good i guess.
yancy
Feb 20 2008, 02:31 PM
QUOTE(Senor Cardgage @ Feb 20 2008, 01:13 PM) [snapback]583989[/snapback]
They're both dudes.
Don't think I didn't see that coming. Anyway, I'm more a fan of her music than her body. But I'd still hit it.
HandBanana
Feb 20 2008, 02:32 PM
This is truly your Vietnam.
Hips
Feb 20 2008, 02:38 PM
QUOTE(dirty hippie @ Feb 20 2008, 01:19 PM) [snapback]584001[/snapback]
so i haven't been on the somb for a couple days. this is mainly due to the fact that i almost lopped off my thumb friday afternoon
how did ya do it? freak machine shop accident. scorned lover who was aiming for your wenis?
_jon
Feb 20 2008, 04:06 PM
It is impossible to deal with the Postal Service in a kindly manner.
b*derty
Feb 20 2008, 04:18 PM
QUOTE(The Backstreet Boys @ Feb 20 2008, 02:06 PM) [snapback]584151[/snapback]
It is impossible to deal with the Postal Service in a kindly manner.
come on, bens a good guy.
_jon
Feb 20 2008, 04:22 PM
It is also impossible to deal with Postal Service fans.
I really want a piece of cake right now.[/fatty]
ladytron: the tv series
Feb 20 2008, 04:39 PM
hey,s omeone plz stab beth in the head. awesome, thanks.
Slackmo
Feb 20 2008, 05:06 PM
contextualizing Yancy's post count:
1) It's more that biggie's & Nick's combined total.
yancy
Feb 20 2008, 05:08 PM
So you're saying I should be a mod.
Slackmo
Feb 20 2008, 05:10 PM
Contextualizing Yancy's post count:
2) It's more than simakos', Some Girl's, and Vivian Darkbloom's combined total.
Slackmo
Feb 20 2008, 05:18 PM
QUOTE(yancy @ Feb 20 2008, 04:08 PM) [snapback]584289[/snapback]
So you're saying I should be a mod.
I'd have no problem with that.
Contextualizing Yancy's post count:
3) Yancy has more posts than Hero, Forgo, Held and Jigga combined.
b*derty
Feb 20 2008, 05:19 PM
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Feb 20 2008, 03:18 PM) [snapback]584304[/snapback]
QUOTE(yancy @ Feb 20 2008, 04:08 PM) [snapback]584289[/snapback]
So you're saying I should be a mod.
I'd have no problem with that.
Contextualizing Yancy's post count:
3) Yancy has more posts than Hero, Forgo, Held and Jigga combined.
i wanna see how many of these you can do.
Slackmo
Feb 20 2008, 05:25 PM
Contextualizing Yancy's post count:
4) Yancy has more posts than Alan, kmac, Senor Cardgage, Bobzilla and RadioHitchcock combined.
Slackmo
Feb 20 2008, 05:31 PM
Contextualizing Yancy's post count:
5) Yancy has more posts than Rob Gordon, Elco, ElemenoPT, gwa, Bob Loblaw, and ginNY combined.
Bob Loblaw
Feb 20 2008, 05:35 PM
How about a change of context? Yancy has more posts than the number of Cubs and White Sox victories combined since 1876.
Slackmo
Feb 20 2008, 05:40 PM
good one.
last one for me for now:
7) Yancy has more posts than Pinkerton, No Magnets, worrywort, AFTERSHOCK, Damo Suzuki, Bruegel, Diesel and Kate combined.
RECOGNIZE
Bob Loblaw
Feb 20 2008, 05:44 PM
Wow, putting this into context is pretty amazing.
If Yancy posted every two minutes for 16 hours a day (we'll give him 8 hours of sleep a night), it would take him well over a month to replicate his post total.
yancy
Feb 20 2008, 05:45 PM
QUOTE(Bob Loblaw @ Feb 20 2008, 04:44 PM) [snapback]584346[/snapback]
If Yancy posted every two minutes for 16 hours a day
That's pretty much what I do already. It's amazing I haven't hit six figures.
tweed
Feb 20 2008, 05:49 PM
Assuming 90% of Yancy's posts are made from work and that he makes $60K a year . . .
Yancy is paid $2.04 per post
Slackmo
Feb 20 2008, 05:52 PM
If Yancy stopped posting today, and Coolrock continued at his current pace, he would catch Yancy in approximately 107 years.
b*derty
Feb 20 2008, 07:23 PM
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Feb 20 2008, 03:52 PM) [snapback]584355[/snapback]
If Yancy stopped posting today, and Coolrock continued at his current pace, he would catch Yancy in approximately 107 years.
yancy: 16,568 posts
(22 per day)mitchellstirling: 14,393 posts (19 per day)
biggie: 11,913 posts (16 per day)
slackmo: 11,308 posts (15 per day)
monty: 7,259 posts (10 per day)
hero: 6,918 posts (10 per day)
forgo: 5,160 posts
(22 per day)bderty: 2,769 posts (5 per day)
Hips
Feb 20 2008, 07:39 PM
two Yancy's leave chicago at noon,
one Yancy is posting 22 posts per day
the other is only posting 17 posts per day
what time does Yancy get to St. Louis?
b*derty
Feb 20 2008, 07:40 PM
QUOTE(SkinnyHips @ Feb 20 2008, 05:39 PM) [snapback]584416[/snapback]
two Yancy's leave chicago at noon,
one Yancy is posting 22 posts per day
the other is only posting 17 posts per day
what time does Yancy get to St. Louis?
yancy would never go to st. louis.
yancy
Feb 20 2008, 07:47 PM
That's where you're wrong!
Slackmo
Feb 20 2008, 07:49 PM
QUOTE(yancy @ Feb 20 2008, 06:47 PM) [snapback]584421[/snapback]
That's where you're wrong!
Yeah, he overestimated you.
b*derty
Feb 20 2008, 07:50 PM
QUOTE(Slackmo @ Feb 20 2008, 05:49 PM) [snapback]584422[/snapback]
QUOTE(yancy @ Feb 20 2008, 06:47 PM) [snapback]584421[/snapback]
That's where you're wrong!
Yeah, he overestimated you.
i guess yancys an enigma wrapped in a riddle held inside a rainstorm
KENAN THOMPSON
Feb 20 2008, 08:31 PM
guys, i'm thinkin' wendy's
but i can't decide if i want to spend $2 there, or like $6
two stack attacks or a big bacon classic?
maybe i should bump good call/bad call
without_opinion
Feb 20 2008, 09:46 PM
QUOTE(Pinkerton @ Feb 20 2008, 07:31 PM) [snapback]584456[/snapback]
guys, i'm thinkin' wendy's
but i can't decide if i want to spend $2 there, or like $6
two stack attacks or a big bacon classic?
maybe i should bump good call/bad call
last night i got the #2 w/ no tomoto or pickle. then my car wouldn't start when i got home.
Efrim
Feb 20 2008, 11:21 PM
QUOTE(Pinkerton @ Feb 20 2008, 07:31 PM) [snapback]584456[/snapback]
guys, i'm thinkin' wendy's
but i can't decide if i want to spend $2 there, or like $6
two stack attacks or a big bacon classic?
maybe i should bump good call/bad call
The Big Bacon Classic no longer exists, my friend. We all (irl people) mourned its passing many months ago. It's been replaced by the unruly Baconator. Thats a double plus 8 strips of bacon. Way too much.
undo
Feb 21 2008, 03:16 AM
Honoured Captain,
I send you a lad who wishes to serve his king in the Army. He was brought to me on October 7th, 1812. I am but a poor laborer with children of my own to rear. His mother asked me to bring up the boy, and so I thought I would rear him as my own son. Since then, I have never let him go one step outside the house, so no one knows where he was reared. He, himself, does not know the name of the place or where it is.
You may question him, Honoured Captain, but he will not be able to tell you where I live. I brought him out at night. He cannot find his way back. He has not a penny, for I have nothing myself. If you do not keep him, you must strike him dead or hang him.
undo
Feb 21 2008, 03:35 AM
Cup was left behind by a former roommate about 4 years ago and was quickly absorbed into my collection of plastic vessels, eventually reaching the starting lineup where it's held strong for longer than I should probably admit.
Since then, I've moved on with my life and tried to plan to go back to school again at some point and I keep strongly considering NIU and I'm not sure why. The sickening feeling that it's possibly all due to this cup and its constant subliminal presence in my life just hit me last week.
Undercooked Sausage
Feb 21 2008, 06:27 AM
I have a coffee mug/thing from Paves and mines(man i love typing that) prom makes me sometimes pretend that I went to high school with him.
Hips
Feb 21 2008, 09:10 AM
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_Sk7dSPG7kE&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_Sk7dSPG7kE&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
Complain
Feb 21 2008, 09:42 AM
Yancy has more posts than I have songs on my 80g ipod. (I'm slightly ahead of Slackmo!)
If his posts were translated into NFL rushing yards, he'd be second all time, behind Emmitt Smith.
yancy
Feb 21 2008, 11:04 AM
If I was a millionaire, I'd buy this for Dan.
<img src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/OMG/lastsupper.jpg">
forgo
Feb 21 2008, 02:25 PM
i cant really post at work anymore, so dont worry. yancys per day count will remain #1 if it is such.
NumberTenOx
Feb 21 2008, 03:02 PM
You get busted?
ladytron: the tv series
Feb 21 2008, 03:04 PM
that sucks gena, because now this board will get even more boring than it is. seriously...this side is terrible. ugh.
HewlettsDaughter
Feb 21 2008, 04:31 PM
I think I accidentally agreed earlier today to do freelance writing for some herbal supplement store because our crazy office manager indirectly asked me to do it in broken english. wtf.
dirty hippie
Feb 21 2008, 06:43 PM
QUOTE(SkinnyHips @ Feb 20 2008, 01:38 PM) [snapback]584023[/snapback]
QUOTE(dirty hippie @ Feb 20 2008, 01:19 PM) [snapback]584001[/snapback]
so i haven't been on the somb for a couple days. this is mainly due to the fact that i almost lopped off my thumb friday afternoon
how did ya do it? freak machine shop accident. scorned lover who was aiming for your wenis?
i was trying to cut some frozen sausages apart and the knife slipped, sliced down my thumb, and required four stitches to put back together.
Undercooked Sausage
Feb 21 2008, 06:46 PM
QUOTE(forgo @ Feb 21 2008, 01:25 PM) [snapback]585121[/snapback]
i cant really post at work anymore, so dont worry.
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