"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for."

i just did a search for abortion and got over 3,000 results.

edit: just saw the update. dr klag got on it.

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get knocked up.

*That felt good after inflicting the pregnant man thread on the SOMB and getting involved in a batshit argument there. (exhale) Duff and yancy are both good guys.

Yeah, bipolar is currently the new "overdiagnosed" syndrome right now. My brother's a shrink and he says that the number of diagnoses has risen far out of joint with the levels they should be seeing.

Now, that's not saying that the diagnosis isn't correct, just that bipolar might in fact be rarer than some docs think. A second? third? opinion?

KRR is the only restaurant that's given me food poisoning--I was dripping from both portals.

Cleaning out my PM inbox and ran across an old SG PM. She was just saying hello and wishing me well. Small talk. But that was a lovely gesture at the time. Brought a smile to my face. What a delightful young lady that Some Girl is.

damo i'm going to see yes in july.
be happy for me.

I KNOW, RIGHT??

Sounds like it'd be fun.

Is Wakeman playing with them?

No, but his son is.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sooooo. fridays at 2 i always have this seminar. today, the seminar was replaced by this awards ceremony for two phd students. the phd students both gave talks on their research. afterwards was a very nice banquet. my friend albert....man....he kept filling up my glass of wine everytime he got a new glass of wine. OMG that boy can drink.

we endded up talking to the head of the department. ih ope i made a good impression!!

the epi talk was great. beautiful presentation. it ALMOST makes me want to use proportional odds in analysis. almost.

Ah. That's too bad about Wakeman then.

Yeah, re the bipolar thing: it's only a theory right now. He's 4, and we're trying to stay away from medicating him until we're absolutely sure of a diagnosis. Both my wife and I have worked with kids of all ages and mental conditions, including bipolar.

We're moving verrrrry slowly with him until we can figure things out, and hopefully he'll just grow out of it all...but it's been two plus years since all of this started.

i just lol'd a mouthful of vodka onto my pants. srsly

Having to work today, so sinful.

wrong thread i know but damn i had a scary dream last night. was hanging with a friend and the mafia came after us, killing my friend and eventually everyone in the house except me (i escaped through a window). after successfully hiding i ended up hanging out with my friends old man and for whatever reason we went back to the house and sure enough these fuckers show up again. this time on my way out the same window an old schoolmate was sitting on the chair in that room. huh? anyways, i booked and ended up walking around a fucked up wooded area that had a warehouse full of bombs and warheads and it was set up like a california grocery drive-thru. after ditching that place i ended up hiding in some bushes and witnessing about five dudes getting gunned down by the yakuza. after the killings one of the yakuza guys found me and took me inside.
i woke up while i was planning my escape.

i'm really hoping the kid wears a cape of some sort.

I've been having lots of dreams where I'm walking down the hall in school, being harassed by bullies. Last week I had one where Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Johnathan Lipnicki, and Lil Bow Wow were pinning me up against a row of lockers and threatening to beat the crap out of me after school. Shit! Didn't my parents know this would happen if they sent me to a middle school just for preteen actos, idols and pop stars? I knew I was getting picked on because I was the only person there who hadn't been on the cover of Tiger Beat, but there was nothing I could do about it.

Everyone there was dressed like it was 1986, too. All the girls had perms and all the guys had tons of gel in their hair. Everyone was wearing jean jackets and neon-colored nylon sweatpants.

haha. what would we do without our dreams?

My personal trainer wrung me the fuck out thursday night and since yesterday morning I have been in soooooo much pain and stiffness.
Moving is difficult and my joints are fucked.
Yet......part of me cant wait to recover, get back in there and get over this initial hump.

if listening to the same miley cyrus song on repeat gets me through a saturday night of homework, well...good for me.

I always felt Hannah Montana was the poor man's Lizzie McGuire. Could never really get into Hannah Montana as a show. Though, I unabashedly loved Lizzie McGuire when it was on.

But I am also in favor of more female superheroes. So if Hannah Montana is this generation's Barbara Gordon, I am all for it.

I loved Lizzie McGuire as well. I've never seen Hannah Montana, to be honest. But she makes me want to dance while doing work.

Yeah, I am speaking more about the shows themselves. Don't care for Miley's music too much.

However, Duff's second album, Metamorphosis is a perfectly good pop record.

Still love that record.

last ep of lizzie maguire is a tearjerker

never saw the movie but the made-for-tv hilary duff movies suuuuuuuck

what were the singles off metamorphosis again

"So Yesterday", "Come Clean", "The Math", "Party Up" and "Little Voice". The first three were fantastic.

The Lizzie movies weren't so good. Yeah.

i'm sure he's looking forward to this

Never really saw the series, but the Lizzle McGuire movie was perfectly enjoyable. Gordo got a raw deal, though.

Amen. Gordo got jobbed.

I could get behind a Gordo-avatars-for-all movement.

OK, if this is real, whoever on O'Reilly's staff slipped this through is a goddamn genius.

huh?

You mean the not-so-subtle appropriation of the "Thumbs Down" image, Sam? It took me a minute to grasp but you're right - that's a slippery & loosey goosey backdoor theft, isn't it? "What?! They're holding a film reel!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx

If you go any further in your search, you have only yourself to blame.

He's talking about the goatse homage, nimrods.

from 20 somethings professing their lizzie mcquire love to imagining gaping rectums where there aren't any, in < 5 min

truly a site for perverts

people with glass avatars shouldn't throw stones

I don't have a clue what 'goatse' is and based on warnings & responses I don't want to know. I do, however, know what a 'nimdrod' is and I take umbrage. Loads of umbrage...oodles.

oodles of umbrage...


... i like it

make the jelly beans in your sig larger, please

?my posts are the same size as yours


EDIT: and they're Lemonheads and other types of heads.

mm, yes, the video for "Come Clean" I have permanently embedded in my memory, not sure why pop critics werent all over that shit.

When people start talking about the size of their jelly beans and posts i always end up embarrassed.
So i'm leaving the locker room in my gym clothes.

srsly Gordo was hilarious.

gordo: look lizzie you are fucking retarded
lizzie wat lol *does something retarded*
lizzie "gordo you are right i am retarded gee thx for your help im going to fuck this other guy tho
gordo: i hate my life
WEIRD ASIAN-LOOKING LIZZIE'S FRIEND WHOSE NAME ESCAPES ME ATM: IM A GIANT BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Are you talking about Lizzie's friend Katie? She's not even remotely Asian looking, dude.

he's probably talking about miranda, who was mexican or something else equally not asian, but whatever.

i am loving the new, angrier slackmo






FUCK YOU!!!!!! YOU FUCKING NIMRODS!!!!

Miranda was beaneaterr.
Remember, she was in Mexico when Lizzie went to rome. By Mexico, they mean..held out for more money.



errrrr....I mean....

<3

Cubs on WGN 9 was my babysitter for many summers.
Also, when I got to go and run around an empty Wrigley!
Top#2 childhood memory

Oh yeah, Miranda was Mexican on the show. Could they have given her a more stereotypical sounding name then "Sanchez"? Yeesh.

But Lalaine is Filipino actually. Suppose Sausage was half-right on Lizzie's retarded Asian BFF.

Never heard any of Lalaine's records. Don't know if they are good but I'll withhold judgment until I do.

Lizzie McGuire, great show. Good writing.