Rub your duckie.

why does it have handcuffs?

They're for Ernie

Is the wrestling avatar fad over?

I'm always late to the party.

I love how as "Dowtown" julie Brown reads the cue cards she reads the Boss' name like she's never heard of him before fucking no talent twit that she is/was

Now Lauyn Hil, THAT chicks a cunt. Although her new material is pretty interesting.

Horse blood?

fyi derek sucks at that game. but what doesnt derek suck at

and what doesnt derek suck at. blasting ted dibiase music i guess

MY CASE SETTLED MY CASE SETTELED MY CASE SETTELED

I think you should kick Rachelle Bowden's ass.

I suck at Battle Mode. If i remember correct, though, I pretty much beat you in the races, where it actually counts.

hold up there asshole. i won the courses that count ie: dk's jungle parkway, yoshi valley, koopa troopa beach, toads turnpike (even tho you were greasin up the alley),


you won the snow levels. and mario raceway becasue i threw my controller on the ground. had i not done that, we both know i would have won that course and there is no denying it. so stop lying you fuckin bastard.

sometimes i wish i never met you

dont you talk to me like that.

today i went to the doctor and it turns out i dont have tuburculosis. it turns out i have lupus.

The chubby Asian guy on To Catch a Predator brought Taco Bell to the house tonight.

The 700 Club, as well as Pat Robertson, have been the target of large controversies. One such controversy is that the 700 Club often advertises that people who view the 700 Club have been healed in a physical or spiritual manner. Claims include people who have suffered from migraines for years, people with near malaria symptoms, and general ailments and serious medical issues. Letters from people who have claimed to have been cured, through what they believe to be a miracle, are often read on the program. These claims are often cited to be unlikely, asserting that by watching the 700 Club on television, one might have a miracle and/or be cured of a serious medical issue requiring the use of modern medicine.

Another controversy includes numerous claims made by Pat Robertson on the show. In one such instance, he advertised and endorsed an energy drink that he claimed gave him strength and vitality enough to leg press 2000 lbs. This assertion is controversial, as the Florida State University record for instance, for a leg press is 1335 lbs., and the person who broke the record (later an NFL player and Navy SEAL) burst the blood vessels in his eyes in his attempt. In addition, no current piece of exercise equipment could support 2,000 lbs. for Robertson to press. The energy drink was soon removed due to this controversy.

Wow, it was raining really fucking hard a few minutes ago.