dirty hippie
Apr 14 2008, 01:16 PM
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QUOTE(_jon @ Apr 14 2008, 11:18 AM) [snapback]629100[/snapback]
Am I the only one who got a hard on seeing this pic of Malkmus this morning?
He's got cameltoe.
But yeah.
There's not enough pants where i'd like there to be pants.
velocity
Apr 14 2008, 01:20 PM
"Abba" in German means "but."
forgo
Apr 14 2008, 01:20 PM
also, on the subject of mad men.. even though i should just bump the thread....

really dont know what he saw in her/ why they cast than mannish woman as rachel.
dirty hippie
Apr 14 2008, 01:22 PM
i caught the first two episodes of that show and it looked fantastic, but i always forget when it's on or what channel it's on so i've missed every other episode.
rock of love has been fantastic though.
edit: oh man i totally just remembered flavor of love is on tonight. awesome.
Damo Suzuki
Apr 14 2008, 01:24 PM
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seriously. though i think they thing that grabs me more now, is birdy on the floor of the house, calling the numbers. y ou know. it just was shot so well and done so perfectly. the despair! my god, the despair.
Seeing a moment of vulnerability (and brilliance) in Don as he works the projector and reflects on his family makes Betty's discovery particularly heartbreaking.
yancy
Apr 14 2008, 01:26 PM
Even I am not gay enough to enjoy musicals. But I retain a morbid curiosity about Mamma Mia, being an Abba fan as all sane people are.
forgo
Apr 14 2008, 01:29 PM
chick who "won" rock of love in from chicago, btw. is friends with a few of my friends.... i was still on team daisy though.
Dag Nasty
Apr 14 2008, 01:33 PM
QUOTE(forgo @ Apr 14 2008, 01:29 PM) [snapback]629221[/snapback]
...i was still on team daisy though...
Really? That Daisy chain is headed to Hepatitisville. I couldn't
stand that little troll - her nose looked like an amateur boxer's, her mouth like Silly Putty streched across a canvas of pure white Ugly and that voice? She was staggeringly dull & dumb. When they said she was 25 years old I couldn't believe it.
Next Sunday's reunion looks to have some pretty good fireworks.
I wonder what season one's "Blowjob Brandi" is up to these days...
forgo
Apr 14 2008, 01:44 PM
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...i was still on team daisy though...
Really? That Daisy chain is headed to Hepatitisville. I couldn't
stand that little troll - her nose looked like an amateur boxer
her uncle is oscar de la hoya, so you may have something there.
i dont know. she was silly and immature but ambre was far too on her high horse to be enjoyed. like, really lady, you are on rock of love 2, and youre going to be all surprised at these shenanigans? i sort of liked that daisy fell apart every episode. it was like hey, she may be sorta of hot, but shes completely crazy too. and thats awesome! this season was kind of lame... no brandi, no heather, no horrendous skanky cunt laci.
HewlettsDaughter
Apr 14 2008, 01:48 PM
last night's Rock of Love kind of sucked I thought
it could have been easily wrapped up in about 30 minutes time
but no no no, we get montages of all the clips from the season that you probably didn't see because noone was watching season two.
and Ambre was better than Daisy
if Daisy was truly one of the hottest girls Bret Michaels has seen in his life, I feel sorry for him and hope he takes his millions of dollars and buys himself a new set of cornea's
still, nothing was funnier to me than Bret Michaels deeply thinking on a beach montage
forgo
Apr 14 2008, 01:49 PM
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still, nothing was funnier to me than Bret Michaels deeply thinking on a beach montage
OH MY GOD YES.
WHAT. WAS THAT!!!
Dag Nasty
Apr 14 2008, 01:49 PM
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QUOTE(Alan @ Apr 14 2008, 01:33 PM) [snapback]629224[/snapback]
I couldn't stand that little troll - her nose looked like an amateur boxer
her uncle is oscar de la hoya, so you may have something there.
No shit? I didn't know that. He must've just beat the living
shit out of her when she was little for her to be so deformed, I guess, huh?
Production had a chance to repeat that "Laci Effect" by keeping the weird, eggheaded French exhibitionist around. I don't think anybody wanted to actually
look at her anymore, though.
bleach
Apr 14 2008, 01:51 PM
i thought daisy made for a better match but unfortunately sister had too much baggage (still living w/ ex? i don't think so) and fucking cried so much that you really didn't want to hold her more than punch her.
also, i missed a slew of eps in the middle of the season so i'll have to go dvd for some of that saucy vegas trip.
el douche
Apr 14 2008, 01:51 PM
my roommate is on the las vegas roller derby team, and that french chick is trying to join up with them. she said she really is that horrifying in person.
and yeah, Bret and his hilarious pouty lips staring at the ocean to the strains of his own terrible music was hilarious.
also, his Duct Tape suit at elimination.
bleach
Apr 14 2008, 01:53 PM
QUOTE(Alan @ Apr 14 2008, 01:49 PM) [snapback]629240[/snapback]
Production had a chance to repeat that "Laci Effect" by keeping the weird, eggheaded French exhibitionist around. I don't think anybody wanted to actually look at her anymore, though.
lol. ugliest creature i've seen in a while. lol at my rol viewmate who thought she was good lookin 'enough'.
Dag Nasty
Apr 14 2008, 02:00 PM
Oh, see...see, I liked that suit. It was shark skin, wasn't it? Shiny? Shark skin? Well, the jack knife...oh, oozing out blood! LOOK OUT OL' BRETT-Y IS BACK!
How about a hand for Inna? The "Ukranian Love Tank", folks! Christ, my wife & I admitted we were far too fond of this program - aside from Sports it's been the only 'appointment programming' I've looked for in I don't know how long.
Oh, and if you Google Brandi from Rock of Love you can see all sorts of photos. 25 minutes ago I didn't know what Brandi looked like on the inside. Now I do!
red
Apr 14 2008, 02:15 PM
Advice for the day: If you work in a cubicle do not pick your nose unless you want people to see. Especially if it's your first day.
I can only imagine what this dude is going to do once he gets comfortable around here. *shudder*
yancy
Apr 14 2008, 02:18 PM
Speaking of which, dude behind me was clipping his nails a few minutes ago. Weird thing about the nail clipping sound is that it's just as loud from seemingly any distance. That's probably how the aliens will find us and pillage our planet.
red
Apr 14 2008, 02:22 PM
That's one of my biggest pet peeves. Its right up there with snapping gum and chewing like a cow.
HewlettsDaughter
Apr 14 2008, 02:23 PM
it's 215 and i am yet to eat so much as a morsel of food or drink anything
and i keep getting more "URGENT" bullshit to work on
these things should not happen on Mondays
yancy
Apr 14 2008, 03:22 PM
Simakos, when is your birthday, which color, and what size?
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/delve1der/2008%2004%20KICKS/0410M-HM03.jpg">
cachapeechak
Apr 14 2008, 03:42 PM
Just get him a large and then get mad at him if he won't wear it.
theminimumcircus
Apr 14 2008, 03:49 PM
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Am I the only one who got a hard on seeing this pic of Malkmus this morning?
He's got cameltoe.
But yeah.
That's "moose knuckle," not camel toe.
Speaking of Malkmus similarities, I actually own that very model of guitar as well--a Silvertone with lipstick pickups (the kind with the amp "built-in" to the case).
yancy
Apr 14 2008, 03:49 PM
I wish they had caution orange to match his cap. Then he could get a pair of gleaming white sneakers and be like, urban.
gwa
Apr 14 2008, 04:28 PM
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That's "moose knuckle," not camel toe.
Note to self: Don't ever Google image "moose knuckle."
red
Apr 14 2008, 04:40 PM
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QUOTE(pantisocracy @ Apr 14 2008, 03:49 PM) [snapback]629375[/snapback]
That's "moose knuckle," not camel toe.
Note to self: Don't ever Google image "moose knuckle."

haha. gross.
Hips
Apr 14 2008, 06:35 PM
They just shot a cougar by our house. luckily henry and i were unscathed by the savage beast on our jog.
Slackmo
Apr 14 2008, 06:48 PM
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They just shot a cougar by our house. luckily henry and i were unscathed by the savage beast on our jog.
_jon
Apr 14 2008, 06:59 PM
My baby niece is so into this Superman episode right now. She rules.
Ennui
Apr 14 2008, 07:08 PM
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They just shot a cougar by our house. luckily henry and i were unscathed by the savage beast on our jog.

good call
Ennui
Apr 14 2008, 07:32 PM
I think I'm going to write a bunch of weird morbid songs now
you know, for giggles.
Hips
Apr 14 2008, 08:24 PM
QUOTE
Cougar Shot In Roscoe Village
CHICAGO (STNG/WBBM) -- Police shot and killed a cougar in the Roscoe Village neighborhood on Chicago's North Side.
The incident occurred about 5:30 p.m. in the alley behind the 3400 blocks of Hamilton Avenue, according to police News Affairs Officer John Mirabelli.
Shots were fired and a cougar was involved, but further details were not immediately available, Mirabelli said.
A neighbor told Newsradio 780 she saw the Cougar running down the street, through a neighbor's property and ithen nto an alley, where she says police shot at the Cougar a number of times.
Mirabelli said police were holding a press conference to release more information.
Over the weekend, Wilmette police say they received calls from four residents on Saturday morning claiming they'd spotted an animal thought to be a cougar on the 300 block of 3rd Street near the Chicago Transit Authority Linden Avenue station on the Purple Line.
Police searched the area, but did not locate the animal.
Officials with the Illinois Department of Natural Resources and Lake County Forest Preserve are also investigating.
Confirmed cougar sightings are rare in Illinois.
One confirmed cougar was found dead in 2004 near New Boston in northwest Illinois. Another was found in 2000 near Chester, about 60 miles southeast of St. Louis.
Last week, officials in Lake County asked for the public's help in locating a large cat or debunking recent reports by people who believed they say they saw a cougar-like feline.
According to the health department there have been sightings in North Chicago and Round Lake Park. Authorities say so far they have no physical evidence of a large cat, and are preparing to take castings of paw prints to determine what has may be wandering around in Lake County.
The Department is also encouraging residents to take digital photos or video of the animal and its tracks if they are at a safe distance and location from the animal.
Place something such as a tape measure on the ground near the track and include in the photo to assist with determining the size of the track. Also record the time and exact location of the observation. Digital photos can be emailed to: madam@co.lake.il.us.
In the meantime, health officials are asking people who see a large cat to keep their distance, but if possible take digital photos or video of the animal and its tracks, then report it to local police.
Following is information to help residents distinguish between cougars, bobcats and coyotes:
Cougars are long, slender cats with a smallish head and noticeably long tail. Their body length is 3 - 4 feet and they have a tail of 2.5 - 3 feet in length. Their color is light, tawny brown, which can be perceived as gray or darker depending on light conditions. Males can weigh 115 to 160 pounds, females slightly less. They are primarily active at dawn and dusk, but can be active at any time of the day or night.
Bobcats range in length from 30 to 50 inches, stand about 2 feet high and weigh between 15 and 30 pounds. Their fur is reddish-brown above and whitish below, and black spots or streaks are throughout the coat. They have a stubby tail that is only four or five inches long. They have tufts of hair in their ears that make their ears look pointed and sometimes a white spot on the back of the ear.
The coyote is a member of the dog family. It is the size and shape of a medium-sized collie dog, but its tail is round and bushy and is carried straight out below the level of its back. It weighs between 15 to 45 pounds, with a shoulder height of 15 to 20 inches.
god i'm lucky i'm still alive.
Damo Suzuki
Apr 14 2008, 09:43 PM
Dropped off my bff at the airport. Everything feels...out of place somehow.
Mood: Sadness.
velocity
Apr 14 2008, 09:46 PM
QUOTE(SkinnyHips @ Apr 14 2008, 06:24 PM) [snapback]629551[/snapback]
QUOTE
Cougar Shot In Roscoe Village
CHICAGO (STNG/WBBM) -- Police shot and killed a cougar in the Roscoe Village neighborhood on Chicago's North Side.
The incident occurred about 5:30 p.m. in the alley behind the 3400 blocks of Hamilton Avenue, according to police News Affairs Officer John Mirabelli.
Shots were fired and a cougar was involved, but further details were not immediately available, Mirabelli said.
A neighbor told Newsradio 780 she saw the Cougar running down the street, through a neighbor's property and ithen nto an alley, where she says police shot at the Cougar a number of times.
Mirabelli said police were holding a press conference to release more information.
Over the weekend, Wilmette police say they received calls from four residents on Saturday morning claiming they'd spotted an animal thought to be a cougar on the 300 block of 3rd Street near the Chicago Transit Authority Linden Avenue station on the Purple Line.
Police searched the area, but did not locate the animal.
Officials with the Illinois Department of Natural Resources and Lake County Forest Preserve are also investigating.
Confirmed cougar sightings are rare in Illinois.
One confirmed cougar was found dead in 2004 near New Boston in northwest Illinois. Another was found in 2000 near Chester, about 60 miles southeast of St. Louis.
Last week, officials in Lake County asked for the public's help in locating a large cat or debunking recent reports by people who believed they say they saw a cougar-like feline.
According to the health department there have been sightings in North Chicago and Round Lake Park. Authorities say so far they have no physical evidence of a large cat, and are preparing to take castings of paw prints to determine what has may be wandering around in Lake County.
The Department is also encouraging residents to take digital photos or video of the animal and its tracks if they are at a safe distance and location from the animal.
Place something such as a tape measure on the ground near the track and include in the photo to assist with determining the size of the track. Also record the time and exact location of the observation. Digital photos can be emailed to: madam@co.lake.il.us.
In the meantime, health officials are asking people who see a large cat to keep their distance, but if possible take digital photos or video of the animal and its tracks, then report it to local police.
Following is information to help residents distinguish between cougars, bobcats and coyotes:
Cougars are long, slender cats with a smallish head and noticeably long tail. Their body length is 3 - 4 feet and they have a tail of 2.5 - 3 feet in length. Their color is light, tawny brown, which can be perceived as gray or darker depending on light conditions. Males can weigh 115 to 160 pounds, females slightly less. They are primarily active at dawn and dusk, but can be active at any time of the day or night.
Bobcats range in length from 30 to 50 inches, stand about 2 feet high and weigh between 15 and 30 pounds. Their fur is reddish-brown above and whitish below, and black spots or streaks are throughout the coat. They have a stubby tail that is only four or five inches long. They have tufts of hair in their ears that make their ears look pointed and sometimes a white spot on the back of the ear.
The coyote is a member of the dog family. It is the size and shape of a medium-sized collie dog, but its tail is round and bushy and is carried straight out below the level of its back. It weighs between 15 to 45 pounds, with a shoulder height of 15 to 20 inches.
god i'm lucky i'm still alive.
Are we sure that wasn't Biggie's cat?
ladytron: the tv series
Apr 14 2008, 09:59 PM
anyone else experience this: you work so hard, everything is paying off and going great, youre one of the tops. but you just want more?
edit; LETS JUST FUCKING SHOOT EVERYTHING WE SEE, K?
KENAN THOMPSON
Apr 14 2008, 10:10 PM
no
edit: yes, ok
Damo Suzuki
Apr 14 2008, 10:14 PM
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anyone else experience this: you work so hard, everything is paying off and going great, youre one of the tops. but you just want more?
"More" in what way? As in being unsatisfied despite superficial success or more as in "more money, things, acknowledgment"?
Yes, to the latter, for me. Not so much the first one.
ladytron: the tv series
Apr 14 2008, 10:18 PM
the second. except i wouldnt use the examples you used... 'money, things, acknowledgment'.
Damo Suzuki
Apr 14 2008, 10:19 PM
What examples would you use then?
Ennui
Apr 14 2008, 10:21 PM
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QUOTE(ladytron: the tv series @ Apr 14 2008, 09:59 PM) [snapback]629605[/snapback]
anyone else experience this: you work so hard, everything is paying off and going great, youre one of the tops. but you just want more?
"More" in what way? As in being unsatisfied despite superficial success or more as in "more money, things, acknowledgment"?
Yes, to the latter, for me. Not so much the first one.
Ambitious boarders we got here.
But really, it's more rare to sit back and realize you are completely content with life.
KENAN THOMPSON
Apr 14 2008, 10:23 PM
No matter how much I get (I want mooore)
Even when I talk my shit (I want mooore)
Every party on every list
And everybody want a life like this
But still (I want mooore)
Ennui
Apr 14 2008, 10:25 PM
lol @ giant jesus medallion on his midriff... looks more like jesus hangs
ladytron: the tv series
Apr 14 2008, 10:26 PM
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What examples would you use then?
experiences.
we dont need to see my enormous list. im incredibly inarticulate when it comes to non-scientific language, so my examples arent too important for a message board. but just wondering if anyone shared the feeling. acknowledgement to an extent, only in the scientific community. i like my work to stand out, but myself to blend in. (i dont think that is a good thing, though...)
Damo Suzuki
Apr 14 2008, 10:31 PM
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QUOTE(Damo Suzuki @ Apr 14 2008, 10:19 PM) [snapback]629620[/snapback]
What examples would you use then?
experiences.
Ah. Yeah, sure.
The sort of experiences I wish for is doing ridiculous shit- flying a passenger airplane, deep sea diving in one of those old suits, sword fighting an enemy ala Batman vs. Ra's Al Ghul, going to the moon, etc. Those are all things I want to experience. Yes.
Ennui
Apr 14 2008, 10:36 PM
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QUOTE(Damo Suzuki @ Apr 14 2008, 10:19 PM) [snapback]629620[/snapback]
What examples would you use then?
experiences.
we dont need to see my enormous list. im incredibly inarticulate when it comes to non-scientific language, so my examples arent too important for a message board. but just wondering if anyone shared the feeling. acknowledgement to an extent, only in the scientific community.
i like my work to stand out, but myself to blend in. (i dont think that is a good thing, though...)
I know exactly what you mean. I want to do big things but not be big... blend into the back and enjoy life without the pressures of being obligated to attend every event related to a subject or being consulted all the time.
Damo Suzuki
Apr 14 2008, 10:42 PM
Seriously, this is the only way to explore the ocean...
st. park
Apr 14 2008, 10:46 PM
i just beat mario galaxy tonight. i'm very proud.
ladytron: the tv series
Apr 14 2008, 10:46 PM
QUOTE(Haid @ Apr 14 2008, 10:36 PM) [snapback]629641[/snapback]
I know exactly what you mean. I want to do big things but not be big... blend into the back and enjoy life without the pressures of being obligated to attend every event related to a subject or being consulted all the time.
oh hell no, thats not what i meant. i want to attend every event related to everything and be consulted all the time. aside from that, i want no one to know who i am. gah, another one 'beth cant articulate what she is thinking' things. it makes sense to em.
....i wanna set up a surveillance system for a super complicated zoonotic disease we havent discovered yet.
red
Apr 14 2008, 10:53 PM
I think Damo was Tyrone Power in a previous life.
Damo Suzuki
Apr 14 2008, 10:56 PM
I never had the ambition to change the world. Is that odd? People want to be doctors as kids. I wanted to be Zorro.
Really, I just want to have a swordfight with some dude such as in Rob Roy, Batman, the Princess Bride or Zorro the Gay Blade.



Also, I want to swing from a chandelier and knock out a bunch of goons. Preferably, swarthy looking goons.
edit: all the RPG characters I roll are swashbuckling/rouge types.
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