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I've read that before, it's alright.

Remember when i posted that breakup thread and everyone was like "BEDLAM, GET SOME PUSSY!!"... it's Sunday, right? Well i've been laid four times this weekend...

It's always surreal and awesome when a sombie drops by.

Huh? Elaborate.

I was visited by a sombie and part of his Rock Band. We hung out for like five minutes. It's really all I've done today.

Oh man. That qualifies as a "good day".

^ I'm struggling to understand why that exists.

It's even more surrreal and awesome when TIM POISON drops by.

man. the board is boring as shit today.

Too many meta-threads, baseball threads, "what should I buy?" threads.

lame. undo, start an interesting though-provoking thread that interests me, okay plz?

Is that who that was? I thought my arm hairs would stand on end like when it's about to storm if I ever met him. Perhaps he was too thrown off by my scumhole condo to fully emit the Rock God vibe.

Yeah, he was the guy in the Screeching Weasel hoodie. Afterwards, both him and Brendan kept being like, "Gee, his apartment was actually pretty nice and not that messy" and also kept stating that you were really old.

echo this.

When did I get to be old and not messy? Life sucks. Someone come over and wreck my place. And bring a time machine.

okay!

What the fuck is wrong with people? Its one thing to have kids opening fire on the bullies who've taunted them for years, but now random strangers busting into schools to kill people? WTF? I hate America sometimes.

It's all pretty fucked up, but sometimes America ain't so bad.

Yeah, I hear you. But honestly, something about a random Joe Blow pulling this shit scares me more than a politically linked hostage thing. Not that one is any easier to bear than the other, but it seems like this country is better prepared to fight off the hostage-takers than the random psychos. Know what I mean?

haha...does that thing ever stop? it's funny though.....



no rly

the goggles they do nothing = pretty funny

bat country >>> owl country

I HATE it.

It's a virus on other forums I go to. Every time I try to call someone on their bullshit or make a brief, serious point about something, someone will post that damn owl picture. And they think it's sooo funny.

That owl is quite possibly the worst internet meme I've ever seen. For as quickly as trends come and go on the 'net, I can't believe that fucking thing is still hanging around.

bonerrrrrrrrrrrrr

rrrrrrrrrrrreally

The Stooges' concert rider


Epic.

Wow, this is awesome.

race to 3000 starts now

When in the world
I'm gonna get it together
I'm telling you girl
I'm gonna make it all better

But I don't know how I'm going to
'Cause I don't know what she is going through
What I know is that's even mean for me
'Cause she means what she says
And she says what she means

What is the word
It's like you don't even know me
Haven't you heard
This sort of thing is below me

But I don't know what I would stoop to
Have you got another jump I could hoop through
Now, I don't know if that's even meant for me
'Cause she means what she says
And she says what she means

When she says that I'm mean
Does she mean what she says

And she says what she means
And she means what she says

Maybe I don't stay in touch much
'Cause it makes me feel I'm goin' Dutch
Ooooh...
Maybe I'm the sort who's sordid
Yeah but I won't be extorted
Ooooh...

Whenever you want me
Whenever you need me
I know that you're angry
You know that I'm sorry
Well this situation
Has come back to haunt me
Whenever you need me
Whenever you want me
Whenever you want me

you'll prolly have it by noon

i doubt that. by the time i go home though definitely.

you're not really racing anyone.

IM RACING MYSELF

apple juice gives me heartburn.

who's winning?

surprisingly enough, its a tie.

my friends, the lines you amend, like "whats so bad about dying anyway?"

this is HARD

post some youtubes

fuck you tube. keep responding to me, though

so close.

start a "lyrical brilliance of TMBG" thread