Undercooked Sausage
May 1 2008, 12:18 PM
QUOTE(yancy @ May 1 2008, 12:04 PM) [snapback]640815[/snapback]
I just knocked a power point presentation out of the fucking park. Now all that's left is having it ripped to shreds by the project manager, business requirements folks, and offshore execution team at 1:30.
did you use BOOOOIIIING and other awful sound effects because they were TOTALLY KILLER and made the presentation.
also i hope you had the animation where the text crawls ever so slowly across the screen.
yancy
May 1 2008, 12:21 PM
They'll still be waiting for the first slide to crawl into place when the meeting ends.
Slackmo
May 1 2008, 12:39 PM
Did you do the checkerboard wipe?
Efrim
May 1 2008, 08:32 PM
Greatest. Setup. Ever.
Ennui
May 1 2008, 08:42 PM
QUOTE(Damo Suzuki @ May 1 2008, 09:48 AM) [snapback]640663[/snapback]
Yes, but I want the whole to-do of prom. Prom King/Queen, fretting if the girl you want to take to prom is spoken for, glitter, a prom theme, corsages & boutonnieres. Perhaps a cummerbund. All of it. Want.
lols
damo you can come to prom with me
apparently the school's GSA will give free tix to gay/lezzo couples. you have to be the girl tho
Damo Suzuki
May 1 2008, 09:09 PM
The pageantry and ritual of a prom is what I like. I love weddings for the same reason.
Hm. Actually, this has really got me thinking about certain things that have been on my mind lately.
Some Girl
May 1 2008, 09:12 PM
Do they rhyme with bedding and gels?
Damo Suzuki
May 1 2008, 09:24 PM
QUOTE(Some Girl @ May 1 2008, 09:12 PM) [snapback]641171[/snapback]
Do they rhyme with bedding and gels?
No. I've come to my sense on that issue.
However, I been listening this week to one of my favorite writers talk about turning 30 and pushing himself to do things he secretly wanted to do but never did because life got in the way. New creative directions, homosexuality, psychedelic experiences, travel, transvestism, etc. Just new experiences.
I been pretty restless lately and feel as though I want to pursue some other things.
edit: despite what that *may* sound like, I am not having a midlife crisis.
Some Girl
May 1 2008, 09:29 PM
That reminds me I need to strip for a summer before I get married. Just to get it out of my system.
Wolfgang
May 1 2008, 09:32 PM
Wanna go to Five Star with me this weekend?
Some Girl
May 1 2008, 09:44 PM
Raincheck? Serious. And I'll get up there.
But right now my boyfriend would slit my throat if I did that.
Wolfgang
May 1 2008, 10:02 PM
Yeah yeah, totally. Just let me know when you guys break ... er, wait, he's not on the SOMB, is he?
Some Girl
May 1 2008, 10:03 PM
God, no.
Ennui
May 1 2008, 10:57 PM
QUOTE(Damo Suzuki @ May 1 2008, 10:09 PM) [snapback]641169[/snapback]
The pageantry and ritual of a prom is what I like. I love weddings for the same reason.
Hm. Actually, this has really got me thinking about certain things that have been on my mind lately.
I'll get you flowers to wear on your wrist and get a limo. Maybe I'll wear a white tux&hat with a diamond-topped cane.
Slackmo
May 2 2008, 01:21 AM
So Michael Rapaport has a lazy eye. Figures.
without_opinion
May 2 2008, 09:10 AM
QUOTE(SkinnyHips @ May 1 2008, 08:31 AM) [snapback]640655[/snapback]
my friends and i used to have a formal Christmas party each year. jacket and dresses were required...a few times we hired professional photographers to come in which was always kinda fun.
ditto. for the last 4 years we've switched between the winter holidays & valentines day for this celebration. always fun
Hips
May 2 2008, 09:21 AM
traffic management employees carry slim jims to open up cars. those fucks
Nick
May 2 2008, 09:49 AM
Soccermom viewed my profile on April 29th.
tweed
May 2 2008, 09:51 AM
she would SO do you
held
May 2 2008, 09:56 AM
QUOTE(SkinnyHips @ May 2 2008, 09:21 AM) [snapback]641390[/snapback]
traffic management employees carry slim jims to open up cars. those fucks
uh yea. first time you've caught on to this?
QUOTE(Nick @ May 2 2008, 09:49 AM) [snapback]641420[/snapback]
Soccermom viewed my profile on April 29th.
yeah r u stating this is a problem?
Slackmo
May 2 2008, 09:58 AM
pretty sure Soccermom's a dude
Hips
May 2 2008, 10:00 AM
well i just watched them bust open two cars right in front of my house.
held
May 2 2008, 10:03 AM
QUOTE(Slackmo @ May 2 2008, 09:58 AM) [snapback]641438[/snapback]
pretty sure Soccermom's a dude
oh. nevermind.
Nick
May 2 2008, 10:11 AM
QUOTE(held @ May 2 2008, 10:03 AM) [snapback]641447[/snapback]
QUOTE(Slackmo @ May 2 2008, 09:58 AM) [snapback]641438[/snapback]
pretty sure Soccermom's a dude
oh. nevermind.
I just thought it was funny someone's gimmick was viewing my profile. I know it is probably a dude.
Anyway, a couple weeks ago I was given a pair of Diesel underwear as a gift & I found the craftsmanship to be so unbelievable I ordered 16 pairs of the same kind in various colors.
Some Girl
May 2 2008, 10:23 AM
Italians know undergarments. Does this mean you will give up on trusty Ck?
_jon
May 2 2008, 10:25 AM
No means no. Unless it's opposite day.
Nick
May 2 2008, 10:26 AM
QUOTE(Some Girl @ May 2 2008, 10:23 AM) [snapback]641479[/snapback]
Italians know undergarments. Does this mean you will give up on trusty Ck?
Not at all. I still find the CK underwear comfortable but it is now clearer than ever to me that it is the 2nd most comfortable brand of underwear in my rotation. And by rotation I mean I have two drawers worth of underwear, w/ 4 folded piles in each draw that rotates one to the right each day after I have worn a pair.
Slackmo
May 2 2008, 10:30 AM
this certainly deserves its own thread
Nick
May 2 2008, 10:34 AM
During the course of the day I have hundreds of things I have to remember. This includes work related items, family related items, friend related items & virtual friend related items. And yet, I can throw a load of underwear in the washer & dryer at the end of the week & when I pull them out know EXACTLY what order to place them in my drawer based on the day worn.
I have no idea when/how I developed this mental skill but it just happened & I am very grateful to have this talent.
tweed
May 2 2008, 10:35 AM
Kate
May 2 2008, 10:36 AM
QUOTE(Damo Suzuki @ May 1 2008, 09:24 PM) [snapback]641176[/snapback]
QUOTE(Some Girl @ May 1 2008, 09:12 PM) [snapback]641171[/snapback]
Do they rhyme with bedding and gels?
No. I've come to my sense on that issue.
However, I been listening this week to one of my favorite writers talk about turning 30 and pushing himself to do things he secretly wanted to do but never did because life got in the way. New creative directions, homosexuality, psychedelic experiences, travel, transvestism, etc. Just new experiences.
I been pretty restless lately and feel as though I want to pursue some other things.
edit: despite what that *may* sound like, I am not having a midlife crisis.
Damo, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but this is the very definition of a mid-life crisis. (minus the Camero)
bleach
May 2 2008, 10:49 AM
the midlife crisis is usually a good thing and needs a new name.
Nick
May 2 2008, 10:56 AM
tweed - Is that your room? If it is I have to say that is the ugliest bedspread I've ever seen.
crash
May 2 2008, 10:58 AM
Plumbers generally seem like angry people.
tweed
May 2 2008, 10:58 AM
Lol. That's my back-up bedspread. The cats puked on the good one, so i have it drying out in the bathtub.
Raj (Noble Con)
May 2 2008, 11:07 AM
QUOTE(tweed @ May 2 2008, 10:58 AM) [snapback]641550[/snapback]
Lol. That's my back-up bedspread. The cats puked on the good one, so i have it drying out in the bathtub.
like, synchronized?
Nick
May 2 2008, 11:17 AM
QUOTE(tweed @ May 2 2008, 10:58 AM) [snapback]641550[/snapback]
Lol. That's my back-up bedspread. The cats puked on the good one, so i have it drying out in the bathtub.
Unless I'm mistaking the object for something else - I notice on your desk one of those forearm strengthening grippers (sticking out from under the binder) right in front of what appears to be pictures of a little league team.
tweed
May 2 2008, 11:21 AM
QUOTE(Nick @ May 2 2008, 11:17 AM) [snapback]641568[/snapback]
QUOTE(tweed @ May 2 2008, 10:58 AM) [snapback]641550[/snapback]
Lol. That's my back-up bedspread. The cats puked on the good one, so i have it drying out in the bathtub.
Unless I'm mistaking the object for something else - I notice on your desk one of those forearm strengthening grippers (sticking out from under the binder) right in front of what appears to be pictures of a little league team.
yep. not sure what you're asking though.
the only reason i posted it was cause i use a 4-piles-of-underwear sytem similar to yours.
Merle
May 2 2008, 11:25 AM
QUOTE(Some Girl @ May 2 2008, 11:23 AM) [snapback]641479[/snapback]
Italians know undergarments.
Edit: this guy looks too much like my avatar.
MadroXXX
May 2 2008, 11:27 AM
i think i'm going to retire on my 1000th post & focus on my troll accounts.
Damo Suzuki
May 2 2008, 01:57 PM
QUOTE(Kate @ May 2 2008, 10:36 AM) [snapback]641522[/snapback]
QUOTE(Damo Suzuki @ May 1 2008, 09:24 PM) [snapback]641176[/snapback]
QUOTE(Some Girl @ May 1 2008, 09:12 PM) [snapback]641171[/snapback]
Do they rhyme with bedding and gels?
No. I've come to my sense on that issue.
However, I been listening this week to one of my favorite writers talk about turning 30 and pushing himself to do things he secretly wanted to do but never did because life got in the way. New creative directions, homosexuality, psychedelic experiences, travel, transvestism, etc. Just new experiences.
I been pretty restless lately and feel as though I want to pursue some other things.
edit: despite what that *may* sound like, I am not having a midlife crisis.
Damo, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but this is the very definition of a mid-life crisis. (minus the Camero)
I am not 30 yet and don't want to have exactly those experiences mentioned.
However, I do want to cook professionally and feel a change of environment is long over due.
There are certain things I would like to try out, sure. But I am not
unhappy at the moment.
_jon
May 2 2008, 01:59 PM
I really want a slurpee right now. Or a Dr. Pepper float. Yeah, Dr. Pepper float.
castaņa
May 2 2008, 02:08 PM
QUOTE(Waylon @ May 2 2008, 06:25 PM) [snapback]641576[/snapback]
QUOTE(Some Girl @ May 2 2008, 11:23 AM) [snapback]641479[/snapback]
Italians know undergarments.
Edit: this guy looks too much like my avatar.
Where's your avatar from? I wanna be that man.
yancy
May 2 2008, 02:09 PM
Really wanted a certain pair of ltd edition sneakers but it seems they went on sale earlier than announced today and sold out instantly FUCK prolly on ebay already for thrice the price.
tweed
May 2 2008, 02:33 PM
ok, that isn't really my room
yancy
May 2 2008, 03:56 PM
Not bad.
forgo
May 2 2008, 03:57 PM
this is seriously. the best weather. ever. besides the impending massive rain storm of course. but low 70's, high 60's, breezy with just a hint of humidity to make it sorta sexy. man. the best. i wish i had a rocking chair on my porch.
Slackmo
May 2 2008, 04:17 PM
you are totally on your periods.
Merle
May 3 2008, 08:33 AM
QUOTE(castaņa @ May 2 2008, 03:08 PM) [snapback]641732[/snapback]
Where's your avatar from? I wanna be that man.
It's Elliot Gould. We all want to be him.
Hips
May 3 2008, 10:07 AM
QUOTE(Waylon @ May 3 2008, 08:33 AM) [snapback]642049[/snapback]
QUOTE(castaņa @ May 2 2008, 03:08 PM) [snapback]641732[/snapback]
Where's your avatar from? I wanna be that man.
It's Elliot Gould. We all want to be him.
i share a birthday with Elliot Gould. tis an honor
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