EVEN THE BEST LAID PLANS OF MICE AND MEN OFTEN GO AWRY

My sister and I still think it's funny that Lenny pet the mouse too hard and killed it.

What about the part where he pet the damsel too hard and she died?

spoiler tags plz

my first night's sleep in new york begins whenever i fall asleep

a big part of me (not so) secretly hopes i get to write a review of this summer's Van's Warper Tour for the Tinley Park newspaper this summer

if your dream comes true, I'll take your Lolla ticket,.

wherever I fall asleep would be the more interesting sentence.

Still, congrats on your new status as a NYC transplant. You're too good for them full time though, so get back to Chicago eventually.

also funny

man, i hope this isn't like 2 years old or something...

Russian Office Worker Goes Beserk
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for my new buddy Drock

Bruno interviews a pastor who claims to be a "gay converter." Bruno asks him "so why is being gay so out this season?" and then bombards him with descriptions of homoerotic scenarios, asking if they are truly indicative of homosexuality or if they could be considered isolated incidents. Bruno implies that he is not gay, but continually makes reference to his own homosexual experiences. In keeping with his routine, he also implies the pastor himself is or was at one time gay. At another point in the interview he asks the pastor, "So I can still admire another man's penis in the shower, but the moment I put it in my mouth some sort of line has been crossed?". Toward the end of the interview, Bruno asks the man to affirm or reject certain behaviours by saying "Ach ja" (Oh, yes) or "Nicht, nicht. (Not, not, akin to the expression 'no-no')" Activities that are declared clearly unacceptable include showering with a friend, watching Will & Grace, and being "fabulous," which the pastor claims is "an effeminate lifestyle" according to the Bible. Activities that the pastor considers questionable, depending on circumstances such as with whom or why one is involved, include eating brunch ("If you're eating brunch with Christian friends, and there's no one else around that's gonna seduce you into sin, that's okay. ... Ach ja.") and eating copious amounts of chocolate.

Meeting with a freelance web designer for happy hour today to discuss some projects I plan on starting. Met her through Twitter. Looking forward to it.

Marty you're weird.

Dude, you don't watch Ali G?

fixed

Just made $40 donation and no premium wanted.
Laying the guilt trip on ya all.

i do feel guilty...

today is way too 'blah'. i think ive already looked up every restaurant featured in the june chicago social. all thats doing is making me hungry. boo.

so it looks like i have not been offered a spot reviewing the coveted Warped Tour this year (:-()

but i was asked to review New Kids on the Block

naturally i am going to do that because it's New Kids on the fucking Block

can i be your +1?

yes

yes you can

i will reserve the spot for you

we can get drunk in the fourth row and sing along to "The Right Stuff"

then i can write an incoherent piece of nonsense and get handsomely paid

you went to lewis right?
just be yourself


edit: damn you grad school posters and your editing for context

I did


Alright


wat?

I'd like to think they'd do only their new material, and then you can write about the debacle.

i'd like more to envision a scenario where i do in fact go with Simakos and he ends up hitting on some young girl and getting slapped and a Diet Coke thrown in his face

my piece would take on a much more complex tone than that of a mere concert review

it would basically become a more in depth police blotter blurb

man, i just can't shake that dirty old man rep , can i?

shit.

i will go to that show though, i'm serious.

so close

Realistically the best he could hope for is to hit on some 36 yr. old fan and get her to tell him how she learned to masturbate looking at Jordan's poster in her room.

Actually, that's not bad.

Now I'm jealous.

Sometimes i wish there were a Sombie sitting next to me in the car or, in this case right here in my office to sing along together and enjoy our insane love for music.

Cindy Tells Me, the Rich Girls Are Weeping
Cindy Tells Me, They've Given Up Sleeping Alone

Getting an early start, eh?

ah...referring to my Friday thread...yep. Wait...wait..I'm On Some Faraway Beach

Wait wait wait...here come those warm jets......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Didn't figure you for a watersports enthusiast.

ha...I was referring to the soothing synths of the song, though the inuendo isn;t lost on me. I have the LP cover framed in my bathroom.

for fun... SQUARED

someone embed some 808 drums on this page
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

here you go

you wanted artds & crafts, hows this for arts & crafts?
na-na na-na na-na na-na- nana na-nan na-na na-na

srsly if simakod eson't go to NKOTB for the ! i definitely ewann go

i'm going, if Hewlett's is serious. is yancy drunk?

Who broke all the HTML?

Plump

If TMBG released an album of full-lengths of their Dunkin Donuts songs, it would be their Best. Album. Ever.

^^ not EVER. but itd be damn good.

god, i am so hungover.

last week i was considering an avatar change to this

after watching all the commercials here

For all that I take life way too seriously, I am serious, conversationally & online, about 14 times a year. I'm into deficit spending for '08.

When you see a post from me, just mentally insert whatever little smiley you need to understand it's a joke.

you're joking

i feel a little bad because i met with my advisor today and usually after we talk business we always sort of talk about life and make fun of things for a bit, but today i didnt do that. but when she starts the meeting off with 'BETH I HAVE SOMETHING TO TEL YOU THAT WILL MAKE YOU MAD' of course thats not going to go over well.

AND WHY DO THE HIV PEOPLE GET TO LEAVE THE OFFICE AT 1130 ON FRIDAYS JUST BECAUSE BOB BAILEY IS IN KENYA. WTF.

so i think i'm goin' chinese tonight and while looking at the menu i now realize i have never tried a fried wonton. waddup somb? should i do this?