You guys need to work around more Pilipinos; some names of co-workers:
Bambi Barerra
Sampson Tampon
Maui Hernandez
Eddie Abucay
Pacifico Aplaon
Oscar Aquisap
Dandee Arceo
Demosthenes Arquiza

Whoa. Cool. If I had that name I'd slap people right in the face instead of shaking hands when I met them: "I'm Demosthenes Arquiza...you got something to say about that? Didn't think so."

Pfft. You guys have nothing on my workplace.

Merlin Virgilio Pamintuan Gatbonton
Otto Frallir Sosa Valeuzuela
Bartosz Leszek Wegrzyn

Honorable mentions:
Frank Frankini
Joe Truelove
Joseph Dimaggio.

friend from college: evangelos pericles aristotle malakates.

Condo here in New Smyrna Beach has been without wi-fi since we got here. So, having a couple beers in a bar on Flagler Ave. and checking email, etc.
Still, great boogie boarding, pool swimming and unit practically on the beach.
Of course taking pix and if wi-fi ever gets restored will be blogging.

"There was a time when my dog could have gotten a mortgage," he says.

Demosthenes Arquiza is on permanent vacation. Demosthenes has never applied for a 'mortgage' because Demosthenes is off the grid. His fortune is of the timeless kings of kings type, immeasurable and endless. Demosthenes wears a cape made of weaker men's skin.

Sorta serial killer I once lived next door to: Sequoia Johanssen.

(His real name almost as good: Lance Love.)

Isn't he the inventor of the Mankini?

youch

Some of these are OK:

*Subject:* PHILOSOPHY OF SEX.

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*'I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy.' *
*/--Tom Clancy/*

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*'You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me
neither.' *
*/--Steve Martin/*



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*'Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand.' *
*/--Woody Allen/*



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*'Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night.' *
*/--Rodney Dangerfield/*



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*'There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is
the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.' *
*/--Lynn Lavner/*



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*'Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog
vacation at the taxidermist.' *
*/--Matt Barry/*



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*'Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.' *
*/--George Burns/*



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*'Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The
other eight are unimportant.' *
*/--George Burns/*



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*'Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake
whole relationships.' *
*/--Sharon Stone/*



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*'My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what
she's reading.' *
*/--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)/*



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*'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch.' *
*/--Jack Nicholson/*



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*' Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where
he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad
it is..' *
*/--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't
think Barbara had a sense of humor)/*



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*'Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet..' *
*/--Robin Williams/*



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*'Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of
it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.' *
*/--Roseanne/*



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*'Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.' *
*/--Billy Crystal/*



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*'According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other women. They say that women are
too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.' *
*/--Robert De Niro/*



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*'There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that
many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?' *
*/--Dustin Hoffman/*



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*'There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.' *
*/--Jerry Seinfeld/*



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*'Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a
woman I don't like and just give her a house.' *
*/--Rod Stewart/*



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*'See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a
penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.' *
*/--Robin Williams/*

Made "asparagus pesto pasta salad" for dinner.. mmm!

A house we used to rent had an asparagus patch in the yard.

Your pee is gonna smell funny tomorrow.

My pee smells funny everyday!

i'm sure it smells hilarious.

Funnier than BOB SAGET, dude.

Your pee steals jokes?


Real people I've met:

Justin Case
Ivan Odor
Harry Pitts
Harry Butts
Harry Colon (former LB, Detroit Lions)
Dick Stump
Aysha Minor
Heidi Ho
Dominique Raspberry
Tiqua Huckleberry (believe it or not, a while male)
Brian Brion

"and so anyway....Jesus kills the kid."

Hung over

http://www.louisck.net/2008/07/louis-ck-hi...our-is-goi.html

This is the worst hangover I've had in years

Make it stop

i am totally gonna see him this time around.

you drinking water?

i woke up feeling pretty shitty but i just went to town, starting with tap water and soon moving on to Gatorade, everything's good now.

taking some charcoal anti-gas capsules too in hopes that they detoxify me a little.

What was that, flick? A potentially incendiary device?

"flying pecker"

ditto.

joke-telling shows are good.

Does Glenn Danzig have a pool in his library or a bookshelf by his lap pool? Glenn Danzig...fuckin' Glenn Danzig. 3-to-1 Simakos wears his Danzig t-shirt & blaze orange hat at least once this weekend at Lollapalooza. Other two days: purple Dinosaur Jr. tee aaaand...WLUW-F.M. tee.

Guess what I'm wearing at Lolla every day.

Simakos?

PANTS

nah man.... you got it all wrong. Danzig and Dino Jr shirts are dark colors, never wear dark in the sun. wear white all weekend.

the orange hat is a must though.

Schedule: Shorts clique vs. Pantsissies Saturday at 430p in front of the Bud Light Stage - Explosions in the Sky will provide the dramatic soundtrack to me kicking all sorts pants-ass in slo-mo.

Story here. Youtube here.

31 December 406 is the often-repeated date of the crossing of the Rhine by a mixed group of barbarians that included Vandals, Alans and Suebi. The Rhine-crossing transgressed one of the Late Empire's most secure limines or boundaries, a climacteric moment in the decline of the Roman Empire that initiated a wave of destruction of Roman cities and the collapse of Roman civic order in northern Gaul, and that occasioned the rise of three usurpers in succession in the province of Britannia

Darn you, Alan! Darn you to Heck!

Man, they need to make those things available at City Council meetings.

Well, I'll be! I'd never heard of an Iranian Alans. I've always bought into the lily-white European history of my name & history. I'm Iranian?! No wonder I ululate so well.

Weird phenomena: If you fart in the bathroom and then take a shower, the smell magically disappears. But if you fart while in the shower, man that shit just stinks up the room. I've been testing this out at my gym and everyone agrees that it's the strangest thing.

It looks like a Greek transliteration of the Chinese pronunciation of Aryan.

And it happens more in a Hot shower than in a Cool shower.

Sweet jesus christ. Anyone near a TV needs to turn on ESPN right now and see the big air competition at the X games. This fucking ramp starts in the upper deck of the staples center and goes all the way down to the floor into a half pipe. It's like a 45-50 ft sheer drop. Just a giant skateboard death machine.

short and sweet as I can get it: I said something in a thread tonight that totally affirms people's worst opinion of me on the board. And I have no excuse, and offer none. Not to belabor it or anything, but there's days when I know I have no business putting myself in a public forum and today was one of them. I apologize to Yancy and to anyone who was either offended or felt just a twinge more dislike of me than I have already earned.

yeah, that jake brown video is amazing.

i'm gonna just about shave my head right now.

this is shit Derek and I should be doing on the weekends. big airs, big beers and big tits!

Wow. This big air competition turned from freakish spectacle into one of the greatest sporting events I've ever seen.

Fuck yea, bro

Let's make it happen!!! Tomorrow! Fuck yeah! Pound some brews and strange, strange ass. And something about skateboarding, as well.

FUCK YEAH

I'm stoked.