Girlfriend left Sept. issue of Vogue. Damn it's huge. Been a long time since I perused one. This shit's better than porno mags. These models, the high class ads...I'm falling in love over and over with every turn of the page.
Besides, I was always of the mind that a bit of clothes on is sexier than fully nude. Plus, I think in a past life or future one I was or will be a fashion designer.
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QUOTE (Damo Suzuki @ Aug 26 2008, 09:05 PM) 
Oh, I so loved Rasputina.
For classical and music nerds, obvs.
Your signature wreaks of nihilism
QUOTE (vamos scorcho @ Aug 27 2008, 01:05 AM)
Your signature wreaks of nihilism
wreak |rēk|
verb [ trans. ]
cause (a large amount of damage or harm) : torrential rainstorms wreaked havoc yesterday | the environmental damage wreaked by ninety years of phosphate mining.
• inflict (vengeance) : he was determined to wreak his revenge on the girl who had rejected him.
• archaic avenge (someone who has been wronged) : grant me some knight to wreak me for my son.
reek |rēk|
verb [ intrans. ]
smell strongly and unpleasantly; stink : the yard reeked of wet straw and stale horse manure | [as adj. ] ( reeking) the reeking lavatories.
• figurative be suggestive of something unpleasant or disapproved of : the speeches reeked of anti-Semitism.
• archaic give off smoke, steam, or fumes : while temples crash, and towers in ashes reek.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUDCK I typed "reak" looked at it, stared at the line, typed wreak thinking that it might be worng and pressed reply. fail
How Idiots Communicate:
The new guy downstairs is an Ole Miss student: Were kids today raised in war zones or something? Students always play their TV at deafening volume. I guess the problem with Surround is that even Good Morning America sounds like Return of the Jedi.
Fine - hope he's a Hold Steady fan. He's about to get real familiar with their latest.
The new guy downstairs is an Ole Miss student: Were kids today raised in war zones or something? Students always play their TV at deafening volume. I guess the problem with Surround is that even Good Morning America sounds like Return of the Jedi.
Fine - hope he's a Hold Steady fan. He's about to get real familiar with their latest.
When I had roommates they blasted the volume at ridiculous levels. I always got annoyed and told them to turn it down because I'm my father's son, he HATED loud television.
QUOTE (Wolfgang @ Aug 27 2008, 09:41 AM)
When I had roommates they blasted the volume at ridiculous levels. I always got annoyed and told them to turn it down because I'm my father's son, he HATED loud television.
Gets worse as I get older - I used to not give a fuck. Now it drives me fuckin' insane. Loud music is one thing, but loud TV just sounds like people shouting at each other.
ready for heartattack.
I was laughing so hard yesterday I thought I was having a heart-attack. My mom says I probably just pulled a muscle. That shirt hurt, though. I was whining like a little bitch. Good stuff.
Anyone else fucking tired of listening to the Home Improvement theme every time they open a thread? How do I mute the goddamn board?
that knee drain did a number on me. can't even see straight.
that sounds fuckin nasty. what did you do?
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
I just burnt the hell out of my hand making homemade kettle popcorn.
I just burnt the hell out of my hand making homemade kettle popcorn.
QUOTE (ap in 'merika @ Aug 27 2008, 06:44 PM)
QUOTE (booradley'sboy @ Aug 27 2008, 07:28 AM)
.... I guess the problem with Surround is that even Good Morning America sounds like Return of the Jedi.
Fine - hope he's a Hold Steady fan. He's about to get real familiar with their latest.
Fine - hope he's a Hold Steady fan. He's about to get real familiar with their latest.
Stormy, you can actually be funny sometimes.
Stars added (reluctantly, but added none-the-less).
Appreciated, but Sausage will just come remove them in a minute.
I think I'm alone when I say this, but I really like opening threads and hearing Tim Allen's grunt. It's like a little surprise awaits me with every click of the mouse.
edit
Some Girl, in contrast to this new imposter, was really one hell of a quality poster. It sucks that she's gone. On SOMB in general, I am realizing more than ever the quality that previously existed here.
I should have read more, and posted less, early on.
Sorry, SOMB. I have talent. I could have been good. But, I now realize the error of my ways and I have failed you SOMB. My apologies. And, I will always try to post quality going forward.
I should have read more, and posted less, early on.
Sorry, SOMB. I have talent. I could have been good. But, I now realize the error of my ways and I have failed you SOMB. My apologies. And, I will always try to post quality going forward.
10,000TH POP-UP BLOCKED 
QUOTE (hornpout @ Aug 25 2008, 04:30 PM)
Hello everyone. Interesting looking board you got here.
Nice looking avatar!
QUOTE (brainstorm)
How Idiots Communicate:
The new guy downstairs is an Ole Miss student: Were kids today raised in war zones or something? Students always play their TV at deafening volume. I guess the problem with Surround is that even Good Morning America sounds like Return of the Jedi.
Fine - hope he's a Hold Steady fan. He's about to get real familiar with their latest.
The new guy downstairs is an Ole Miss student: Were kids today raised in war zones or something? Students always play their TV at deafening volume. I guess the problem with Surround is that even Good Morning America sounds like Return of the Jedi.
Fine - hope he's a Hold Steady fan. He's about to get real familiar with their latest.
well
how do idiots communicate
Ubiquity.
New Firefox extension. I've only just started messing around with this, but even now it seems pretty sweet.
It's only version .1 at the moment, but still pretty useful. It's only going to get better. Watch the video to get an idea of what it can do.
http://labs.mozilla.com/2008/08/introducing-ubiquity/
New Firefox extension. I've only just started messing around with this, but even now it seems pretty sweet.
It's only version .1 at the moment, but still pretty useful. It's only going to get better. Watch the video to get an idea of what it can do.
http://labs.mozilla.com/2008/08/introducing-ubiquity/
QUOTE (Jamie_Madrox @ Aug 27 2008, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (brainstorm)
How Idiots Communicate:
The new guy downstairs is an Ole Miss student: Were kids today raised in war zones or something? Students always play their TV at deafening volume. I guess the problem with Surround is that even Good Morning America sounds like Return of the Jedi.
Fine - hope he's a Hold Steady fan. He's about to get real familiar with their latest.
The new guy downstairs is an Ole Miss student: Were kids today raised in war zones or something? Students always play their TV at deafening volume. I guess the problem with Surround is that even Good Morning America sounds like Return of the Jedi.
Fine - hope he's a Hold Steady fan. He's about to get real familiar with their latest.
well
how do idiots communicate
By having their buddies try baning me, I guess.
QUOTE (Ogawa @ Aug 28 2008, 11:18 AM)
Ubiquity.
New Firefox extension. I've only just started messing around with this, but even now it seems pretty sweet.
It's only version .1 at the moment, but still pretty useful. It's only going to get better. Watch the video to get an idea of what it can do.
http://labs.mozilla.com/2008/08/introducing-ubiquity/
New Firefox extension. I've only just started messing around with this, but even now it seems pretty sweet.
It's only version .1 at the moment, but still pretty useful. It's only going to get better. Watch the video to get an idea of what it can do.
http://labs.mozilla.com/2008/08/introducing-ubiquity/
Cool. I need to check that out once I'm home.
i broke in my purple clogs! 
Girlfriend's going to "pick me up" in her flight attendant uniform tonight when she flies in and meets me at the bar.
QUOTE (Trails @ Aug 29 2008, 04:51 AM)
Girlfriend's going to "pick me up" in her flight attendant uniform tonight when she flies in and meets me at the bar.
This is the setup for almost an entire adolescence's worth of Penthouse Forum.
QUOTE (booradley'sboy @ Aug 29 2008, 07:43 AM)
QUOTE (Trails @ Aug 29 2008, 04:51 AM)
Girlfriend's going to "pick me up" in her flight attendant uniform tonight when she flies in and meets me at the bar.
This is the setup for almost an entire adolescence's worth of Penthouse Forum.
I know
i feel like such a heifer. i had two bowls of special k, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter m&m's and like 3 pieces of licorice. 
whoever is pretending to be some girl is doing an awful job
please reassign that user ID to dan
he brings the LOLZ
please reassign that user ID to dan
he brings the LOLZ
QUOTE (TJENZ @ Aug 29 2008, 10:11 AM)
whoever is pretending to be some girl is doing an awful job
I know! Gag me with a spoon!
QUOTE (TJENZ @ Aug 29 2008, 09:11 AM)
whoever is pretending to be some girl is doing an awful job
failed?! can’t we just start over, i mean, i’m kind of having a personal problem, my mind was somewhere else, i mean, you saw how that thread came out of nowhere, right? i swear i’ll concentrate, i post really good, usually. isn’t there somebody else i can talk to, a supervisor or something, i mean, you can’t be the absolute and final word in boarding ability?
Missy, as far as you're concerned, TJENZ is the messiah of the SOMB.
It's true. It's awful. At least teh forgo parody is a little closer to reality.
Missy?
I'm pretty sure I remember Hamlet accurately....
Red is right
The Forgo parody was funny. The SG parody is like a bad Mad TV version of SG.
The Forgo parody was funny. The SG parody is like a bad Mad TV version of SG.
She's trying to behave--get it?! Only she's so badass, she doesn't know how!! Get it?! :rolleyes:
I guess this perfectly illustrates the board problems we've been having.
QUOTE (Duff. @ Aug 29 2008, 10:53 AM)
Missy, as far as you're concerned, TJENZ is the messiah of the SOMB.
i can't believe i failed. i failed something i couldn't talk my way out of?
and duff, SPARE me the lecture of how posting is such a big responsibility and you can't b.s. you way thru it, OK? :/
Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't board.
duff, that was way harsh. >:(
'T. Well, whateveh.
Does anyone else find this new board layout to be extremely annoying and inconveniant?
What new layout? Check your options, yo.
QUOTE (red @ Aug 29 2008, 01:55 PM)
What new layout? Check your options, yo.
here we go again
Oh, we've all been there.
Maybe we should have a FAQ thread.
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